Scroll down to Speakers & headphones. Granted, they might be overkill for what you want, but it's been my experience that well-aimed expensive purchases are preferable to "ditch as you go" cheapo stuff.
Gatac
Lawl. Overkill indeed. We do have some great headphones similar to these, but the plug would nowhere near fit into the headphone socket. It's like the horse pill of headphone plugs.
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What further instructions could there be besides, 'Kiss your ass goodbye'?