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Old 05-31-2005, 12:18 PM
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Vote time!

I'm leaning towards any one of the following:

Derek's Porn Block:
Quote:
Neo: Hey, look. A helicopter! If only we knew how to fly it....
Trinity: (over the phone) Tank, I need a pilot program for the helicopter.
Neo: Wait, he can upload instructions on how to fly a helicopter to someone?
Trinity: Well, yeah, what have you been asking him to send to you?
Neo: Porn, mostly.
Derek's Concentric Block:
Quote:
Morpheus: Have you ever seen a helicopter blow up in slow motion?
Neo: Why? Will the building it crashes into blow up in concentric circles?
Morpheus: Don't be silly. How is that even --
(BOOM!)
Morpheus: Never mind.
Standback's Sugar Block:
Quote:
Trinity: Neo... I've never seen anyone move that fast.
Neo: Sugar overdose. It makes me-- Oooooo! A helicopter! With a machine gun!
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