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Kira: Yeah. One of them gave me this crossword puzzle. What's a four-letter word for "A long spar extending from a mast"?
Garak's Shop: BOOM
Kira: Hey, that fits! Thanks, shop. Wait, shop? Uh oh.
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These jokes seem familiar somehow. If only I could remember how.... :)
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Bashir: Odo just wants to help, Garak. This is no time to lie just because lying is cool.
Garak: There's more to it than that. Telling the truth, you see, is uncool.
Bashir: If all the cool people lied about jumping off a bridge, would you do the same?
Garak: Of course not.
Bashir: Liar.
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Hilarious!
And nice fiver, Scooter.
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10 Downing Street: KABLAMMO!
12 Downing Street: Phew! I always knew he would be the first to go.
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There goes the neighborhood?
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"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?"
"I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
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06-21-2005, 06:28 PM
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