June 24

[Marc]

>> Adama: (sigh) Hard to believe this old rustbucket won't be around anymore.
Tyrol: And the Galactica too, sir. <<

*snicker*

>> Baltar: Did you see me on TV today? No? Well, I was fantastic. But everything I was saying about the Cylons and my project on the defense mainframe that you've been helping me with got me thinking --
Six: Let's have sex.
Baltar: Exactly what I was about to say! <<

lol!

>> Six: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Baltar: You're so cute when you pretend to be evil. <<

And Baltar's so cute when he pretends to be naive.

>> Six: Do you understand what I'm telling you, Gaius? I'm a machine.
Baltar: A sex machine! Rrrowr!
Six: This could take longer than I expected. <<

See my previous comment.

>> Pilot 1: (over the comm) Oh frack! My onboard computer just froze up! I've got nothing but a blue screen! <<

Ah, the wonders of technological progress.

>> Six: Ever heard of spyware?
Baltar: Lords of Kobol have mercy.... <<

"Spyware"...good one!

>> Adama: Amateur. Everyone knows you don't mix movie catchphrases. <<

Also known as "Kira's Law."

>> Roslin: What if I start making chicken sounds? Buk-buk-buk-buk-caaw! <<

She's really starting to get the hang of this president stuff.

>> Doral: I'll go insane! Can't you at least give me a loaded pistol or something?
Tigh: There's a William Shatner CD in the bag. What you do with it is up to you. <<

Have mercy and kill me now.

Terrific fiver Kira! Keep 'em coming!