June 25

[Sa'ar Chasm]

If you stick an R in the middle, that kinda looks like Daryll. But would anyone get it these days if I made an "other brother Daryll" reference?

I would, but only second hand.

Can you figure out what theme he picked?

I think I can, and I shall email him and find out how wrong I was.

Nog: GAH! Why no chairs in here?
O'Brien: I believe it's a time to stand, cadet.
Nog: Phaser please, that was just too bad.

I'm with Nog on this one.

Odo: ...Walk like an Egyptian!
Weyoun: Okay!
Odo: Make like Porthos!
Weyoun: Ruff, ruff!

Dance, puppet, dance!

Jadzia: Well, we could surf the shockwave out of here.
Sisko: That's too ridiculous not to do.

*g*

The Overmind: Done with the first craptacular mission? I figured. Now we make our way to the planet Char.

You may run into some crapped-out Decepticons.

The Overmind: Excellent job with the eradication of the Terrans. Now do it again, once more, with feeling.
Cerebrate: I am NOT turning this into a musical.

Hah!

Daggoth: Behold, the crysalis hatcheth!
Crysalis: GAK!
Kerrigan: Yo.
Raynor: For some reason I can see the events occurring over there all the way in my Terran encampment. So let me be the first to say "Holy crap, Kerrigan?"

That always baffled me.

Raynor: So are you going to kill me?
Kerrigan: Nah. You're important, thus guaranteed a big part in the finale.

Named characters tend to have a higher survival rate than generic guys. Slightly.

Daggoth: No, you're thinking of Hinduism. Anyway, his brood is in disarray. Cerebrate, you still there?
Cerebrate: Of course. Just because nobody was talking to me doesn't mean I went anywhere. Somebody's got to play this thing.

*snicker*

Kerrigan: What is this dark magik you wield? This power to stay cloaked at all times?
Zeratul: Yeah, we're pretty damn cool all right.

No argument here.

(The swarm encompasses Aiur at Ludicrous Speed)

That was a spectacular cut scene, with the Overmind dwarfing the huge sky-crab things.

Derek: What's with the blowtorch, IJD?

IJD: I'm going to use it to thaw out Zeke.

Zeke: (from inside his coating of ice) MMMmnnGHMmmpfNNNGHGH!

*g* Poor Zeke.

Kira: Are you sure he's a farmer?

Derek: He's got a tractor.

I'm convinced.

Derek: Help them out with what? That's not a real monster! I recognize the scene: it's from the original 1954 version of The Creature from the Black Lagoon.

I'm in awe of Derek's movie collection.

(A loud rumbling sound is heard. The 5MV staff looks in the direction of the police cars. The scene cuts to a herd of buffalo stampeding straight towards the camera amid a cloud of dust. The scene cuts back to a close-up of the 5MV staff.)

Just remember: you can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.