Dr. Phil

[Hotaru]

I like Oprah, 'cause she'll talk to someones who's grandfather died shortly after their house burnt down 'cause they are in a wheel chair due to the cancer and they couldn't reach the stove which was still on 'cause the poor korean sweatshop workers made a mistake while making it, and somehow the conversation will be about her.

I like Dr. Phil because of his weird analogies. As his grandfather used to say, "It's like when a skunk tries to rollerskate: the sun just rises on the water."

I also like the Ellen show, but I don't think that's the same thing