The Grmphnyacken Times - Pie Study Publishes Conclusions

[richardson]

Okay then, if you want to play it like that! *Has stepped in from the future, and lets Yodck step down.* Sorry about the hold-up. My future self wanted to give me a few important reminders for you.

First off, you seem to have either not yet discovered or have forgotten that I am supposed to be the hero in some big conflict, supposedly lasting for the next thousand years or so. I go, the entire universe is destroyed or something like that.

Second, he also gave me a note concerning your mother, and some rather embarrasing names she called you. Any further attempts on my life/liberty, and they will be distributed in the entire timeline/universe by my future self.

Thirdly, because there is a future me, it means that I'll win in the end, and you might as well quit now.

*secretly disconnects the power cables to Valium's time-drive, then walks away whistling "I will go a-sailing."*