December 20

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Lionel/Jor-El: Kal-El, I have brought you back to life because you have a destiny. But I'm going to have to kill someone.
Clark: Because of the whole "life for a life" thing?
Lionel/Jor-El: ...That too. Just remember: Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
Clark: But I was killed.
Lionel/Jor-El: Which explains why you're super-strong, right?

Please tell me this was some sort of near-death hallucination. Please. Lionel being Jor-El makes the baby Superboy cry.

*one transcript read later*

OK, there's enough Kryptobabble in that to reasonably convince me that it shouldn't hurt my head.

Good fiver, Derek.