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Old 06-24-2003, 07:33 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What is the one reaction that Janeway would never have on discovering that Neelix had taken it upon himeslf to make-over the ready room?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]:"How many time do I have to tell you: don't annoy the Federation!"[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 06-24-2003, 09:42 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did the borg queen say to her drones when she lost [iost_uid0]another[/iost_uid0] five ships to Voyager?

A: If we use a wormhole to link up the Delta Quadrant with that other universe, we could easily get new technology which would alter the nature of our existence.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-24-2003, 10:40 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Famous Last Words #4987

A: Can't sing. Can't act. Dances a little.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:23 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What does it say on Robert Beltran's resume? (you guys are rubbing off on me i actualy like Chakotay.)


A. What can i say, theres a lot you can do with glass of coke a cola and a hammer of smitteing.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-25-2003, 01:17 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Andy, how ever did you manage to get Zeke to publish your Niner Fivers?

A. Eight if they're skinny, and four if they're fat.


[quoteost_uid0]Can't sing. Â Can't act. Â Dances a little.[/quoteost_uid0]

If I'm not mistaken, that's a quotation from a talent evaluater-type person describing a young Fred Astaire.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. How many clowns can you fit in Jeffrey's tube 47a on voyager?

A. Its not the Koi you have to worry about, but the man eating cattails are a real bugger.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-25-2003, 05:55 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's so bad about Cardassian fish soup?

A: No, no, I'm alright. It's just a fleshwound. Ignore the fangs.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Nan, Do you want to go to the doctor for those two puncture marks in your neck?

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Old 06-25-2003, 06:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's Neelix's Next Special of the day, besides Ratloaf and Angorian Hair Noodles?



A:Probably woody or yummy, but it is a book.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-25-2003, 07:31 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Anyone here know what Oliver Twist tastes like?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oy gevalt! What in the world-?![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-25-2003, 10:36 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you seen my intergalactic space ship? I must be off to fight the retirees of the assisted living nebula.


A: I put it in an envelope, gave it a first class stamp and shipped it off to mars, of course.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You know how I told you to stick that where the sun don't shine...? Â Where is it?

A: The Walking Tree of Nigeria

Edit loooooong after the fact: Why didn't anyone point out that I typed "son" and not "sun"?[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 06-25-2003, 11:33 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What role did Treebeard play when he decided to get a summer job?


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A: I think it's a comet about to collide with the Earth and doom all life. So, lunch?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:43 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey look! I've picked up something on my scope! What do you think it is? Hmm... I'm hungry....


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Old 06-25-2003, 11:47 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Was it me, or did Chakotay actually say something intelligent?



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Old 06-25-2003, 11:58 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What would you do if chose to tickle you to death as your torture?

A: Captain, I think we ran into the edge of the matrix, or maybe just some weird anomaly.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-26-2003, 12:00 AM
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