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Egad! It's the Second Coming of Mary Whitehouse!
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Err...?
??? ?
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Ha ha, charade you are.
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Now now, Mrs Whitehouse never said Dr Who was tasteless. It was perfectly fit for the Queen to watch as long as they stopped drowning the Doctor in freeze-frame at the end of the episode. Which I think they did. So there you go. Tasteful tea time TV.
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She never got a chance to see the new series though, what with dying and all, and I'm pretty certain she wouldn't have been a fan.
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She would've loved it. It has no drama, no suspence, and is about as scary as a wet paper bag.
She just would've complained, like many other people, about the crude single-entendre that RNT has laced the series with.
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