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Old 10-01-2006, 03:31 AM
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Welcome back to Smallville! When we left off last season, Clark was stuck in the Phantom Zone and Lex had General Zod in his brain. This season, all that plus Jimmy freakin' Olsen! Personally, I'm looking forward to the inevitable battle between Clark and Superman, who must be ticked at having nothing left to do in his adult life... anyway, here's returning champion Derek Dean with Five-Minute "Zod."

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No, Zod will not be bated into killing Lana. Whether he can be baited into doing so is a wholly unrelated question. There is no doubt that Zod is a master at bating (is shot through the spleen)

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Old 10-01-2006, 08:59 PM
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Yeah, yeah, I noticed the typo after it was too late. If Zeke wants to change bated to baited, that'd be great.
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Old 10-03-2006, 05:19 AM
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Aww, and I thought it might be a setup for a pun. Pity.

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There is no doubt that Zod is a master at bating (is shot through the spleen)
And you're lucky it was just the spleen.
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Old 10-06-2006, 08:45 PM
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Well, our low productivity of late will unfortunately be continuing into this weekend... I'm gonna be home for Thanksgiving (it's earlier than usual this year, even for Canada). I may still make updates, but no promises. With any luck, things will pick up afterwards.

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Just checking in here. I'm heading home tomorrow and will hopefully have the time to resume updates.
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I'll be here. Speaking of spleens, actually, my dog's stomache got bloated, and stayed that way for a few hours, crushed some organs, so he no longer has one. (A spleen) Apparently it was black and necrotic. I say it woulda made a cool paperwieght, but whatever. Need sleep.
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That's across the board, BTW. Nobody's allowed to single out Zeke for yelling-at.
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Yeah, yeah, I noticed the typo after it was too late. If Zeke wants to change bated to baited, that'd be great.
Geez, that took me forever. Sorry.
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