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02-16-2007, 07:39 AM
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Admonishment at shooting. Argument that swords are better. Further argument that there are more balloons.
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02-16-2007, 06:42 PM
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Spraying of latex-specific acid all over room. Maniacal laughter as every single balloon in the room dissolves and pops on cue, covering the forum in balloon confetti.
Huge electro-magnet used to snatch every sword in the room. Huge smelting equipment used to turn them into commemorative coins.
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02-16-2007, 08:19 PM
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Reminder that guns are metal also. Pointing out that guns were smelted also. Pulling out of plasma sword. Reminder that not all swords are metal.
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02-16-2007, 09:07 PM
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Length, Proust-esque description of act of hefting Demat Gun. Observations upon usefulness of said Demat Gun. Lengthy description of junking of Demat Gun. Description and reflection upon superior nature as weaponry of teaspoon and open mind.
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02-17-2007, 04:48 PM
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Sigh of boredom. Query of what further purpose the guns had, thus query of why they COULDN'T be melted.
Request for the specs of a plasma sword that don't involve at least some metal.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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02-17-2007, 09:17 PM
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Detailed specifications fror such a weapon, including links to websites with information. Apologies for specs and links both being in the language of the Lost Tribe of Hamara, which has been untranslatable for hundreds of years.
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02-18-2007, 03:24 AM
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Arrival of a time-traveler from the 29th century, bringing a translated version of the specs, including a red circle around the thingamajobber, which was always thought to be a ceramic alloy but does in fact contain unobtainium, which is metal and quite meltable.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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