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05-31-2007, 11:47 PM
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That's awesome.
"Somewhere in the control room of my mind a fat little dwarf in a security outfit was paging through a Penthouse while smoking a cigar with his feet up on the table, watching the security monitors of my brain with his peripheral vision." I love the fact that not only is it just a security guard, it's a DWARF security guard. He must've eaten some pizza or something before bed.
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06-01-2007, 12:35 AM
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Reminds you of Dave Barry, doesn't it? Some of the posters noticed that too.
(Subscription-only? I'm not registered and I can see the threads fine.)
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06-01-2007, 01:31 AM
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I'm still subconsciously sulking that Dave retired from his column in the first place. No columns mean no column compilation books.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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06-01-2007, 03:50 PM
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06-02-2007, 03:09 AM
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06-08-2007, 12:13 PM
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06-08-2007, 09:40 PM
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Skimmed it. I'll have to go back and look at it some more later, when there's not quite so much uproar going on just over my shoulder, but it looks amusing.
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06-10-2007, 03:33 PM
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Ah yes. It's surprising, if you don't know about it already, that Protestant fundamentalists are just as worried about Catholics' souls as they are about non-Christians'. But it's true, and they even send missionaries to heavily Catholic areas. (It doesn't go both ways -- Catholics don't agree with fundamentalists, but we don't consider them or anyone else auto-damned.) This is one reason the ecumenical movement rarely gets anywhere. One man's trifling difference is another man's irreconcilable one.
Back to links. I recently found out that YouTube has been an enormous boon to amateur comedy troupes. Here are two whose skits are absolutely hilarious: Barats & Bereta (picture Rob and Elliot in live-action) and Derrick Comedy (fans of 24, you must watch the "Tom Rogers" videos).
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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06-12-2007, 05:21 AM
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Perhaps not auto-damned, but last time I went to mass with my fiancee, I certainly wasn't allowed to partake in communion. Nor any other time for that matter.
(ahem) Forget Guitar Hero
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