Vital Question

[Chancellor Valium]

Originally Posted by Nate the Great

What, you don't like "Val?"

"Val" is a sleazy, cheap, chavvy laundromat owner who incessantly chews gum, who invites every equally disgusting specimen that enters her presence to an evening of herpes and cans Tesco Value Red Wine in her tiny flat upstairs. Or at least, that's what the name implies to me.

And I still don't get the joke