08-03-2011, 05:55 PM
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Noodles And Hot Tofu! MMM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: St Louis, MO, USA, . . .
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Fantastic stuff, Zeke.
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I hope you will all keep him in your non-denominational prayers to a vaguely defined secular entity who probably doesn't exist. If you can't think of one, just choose something big. Personally, I pray to the centre of the galaxy.
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A civilized government has no use for scare tactics.
Now let me be clear: if I don't get this increase passed, your entire family will die.
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Whee!
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Before I address the specific points of President Archer's speech, it is incumbent on me to acknowledge that I did not actually watch it, since I was busy rehearsing my own.
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Zing!
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And announcing a new title halfway through a book is unprofessional at best.
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*has to think about this for a while*
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Something called corbomite that General Reed refuses to disclose any details about.
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Hee.
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A fleet of 100 ships could never reach our borders undetected, and that number is in any case a groundless, unscientific guess. According to the Vulcan Science Directorate's far more methodical analyses, the president's experts are overestimating by at least 6.
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Plus/minus .003, I'm sure.
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