Five-Second ENT S4 (again) - The Five-Minute Forums

Zeke · #1 06-01-2025, 12:21 AM

It's been quiet here for a bit (look, that Section 31 movie took a lot out of me). Time to get things moving again. It starts with something small today, but look for more in June, as an important date is coming up.

And speaking of important dates, as you may have heard, we just passed one: the 20th anniversary of ENT's final two episodes, "Terra Prime" and "These Are the Voyages..." For many in the fandom, this is a grim occasion. It's more bittersweet for me; as an extremely rare fan of TATV, I'm fine with being reminded of it, but it was still the last of a breed of Trek that I've now come to accept is never coming back. (In fact, with a total of 18 seasons from TNG 1 to ENT 4, that era has now been gone longer than it was around!)

It seemed fitting to mark the occasion here, and I actually did get something ready in time, but unfortunately couldn't get at the site FTP. Now that I can, here it is! Remember back in 2005 when I did the original Five-Second Voyager April Fool's event? One of the seasons I covered was ENT S4, then in progress -- which meant I could only cover up to "Divergence." I added "Bound" later in the month when that aired, but the other five have been pending... until now!

Complete at last, here's Five-Second Enterprise, Season 4.

Wowbagger · #2 06-01-2025, 12:53 AM

You know you're a True TV Fan when you transmute years to seasons.

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Remember back in 2005 when I did the original Five-Second Voyager April Fool's event?

Data... that was twenty years ago! We can't all be Tim Rogers!

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Phlox: Let me get this straight. You expect me to save a species?

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T'Pol: Archer and Shran had a duel to the death, and now they're better friends than ever.
Reed: That doesn't make sense. But for two different reasons, so they cancel each other out.

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Mayweather: Aw, not another near miss! When do we finally get to show some event that was actually talked about on the original series?
Archer: Just hang on a bit longer. You didn't hear this from me, but they're talking about doing the Romulan War next season!

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