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05-20-2023, 04:35 AM
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T10: List #112
Back in 2004, I wrote one of my favourite top 10 lists: The Top 10 Differences Between Voyager and Season 3 of Enterprise. It had a bit of a gimmick to it. I don't generally reuse my gimmicks, but I've been inspired to do a spiritual sequel to this one -- and 18 years seems like enough breathing room between them, no?
This is for Wowbagger's birthday, and it'll make the most sense to him. It's silly, it's self-indulgent, it's a little mean. And it has spoilers for all of DSC and PIC to date, so be warned. It's The Top 10 Reasons to Watch Post-2016 Star Trek! (If the bit about Wowbagger didn't give away what this list is really up to, follow the advice of the disclaimer...)
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction Last edited by Zeke; 05-20-2023 at 04:40 AM. 
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05-20-2023, 04:51 AM
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MY BODY IS READY
SHOW ME THE CONTEXT *reads it* Awwwww! This is so sweet! Thank you! What a lovely birthday treat! *several minutes later* I was like "oh man the one time I was ready for a context joke and it wasn't. Stand down to Green Alert." And then I saw Disclaimer One and followed it and that was an EVEN SWEETER birthday present. And then -- AND THEN -- I saw Disclaimer Two.
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05-20-2023, 05:36 AM
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Your reactions are worth it every time.
 (Explanation for everyone else: I have a weird recurring prank on Wowbagger where I hit him unexpectedly with the pretentious DSC title "Context is For Kings", usually with some kind of elaborate setup. It's like a much wordier circle game. It's not typically a birthday thing -- but in this case I saw an opportunity I just had to take.)
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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05-22-2023, 12:07 AM
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That list is more depressing than funny.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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05-25-2023, 12:34 AM
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Gotta laugh or we'd cry! But it should help at least a little to know that Excelsior is out there actually delivering all this stuff.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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