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Old 04-11-2007, 07:06 AM
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April 11

Oops! I just realized one of the scenes I wrote is missing. I've added it now -- it's the second last on the page. (The scenes are only loosely ordered, by the way.)

On a related note, Katy Jane pointed out to me that most of the Tenth Doctor fivers were missing. This was an accidental result of my thorough spring cleaning of the site a while back. I've restored them now -- let me know if anything else is AWOL. [EDIT: Katy Jane's pointed out that the other fivers from the anniversary event are missing. I'll restore them when I get home.]

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DISCLAIMER: This story steps on the lawns of just about everybody. Know what? I'm not sorry. I'd do it again.
If only I was that confident.
Ironically, that was the wrong disclaimer. I have a different one I use for Easter egg-type things. The one you quoted is originally from "The Disbanding 2." (Writing this was a similar experience.)

Have you noticed the disclaimer I use for Zelda fivers, by the way?
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Old 04-11-2007, 11:01 AM
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Really? Not another time-travel glitch, please...
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Old 04-11-2007, 03:59 PM
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Nice, Zeke. Topical, and full of angst.

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Really? Not another time-travel glitch, please...
I'll field this one.

*Ahem*

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An alternate Doctor Who scene is called for before Valium's head explodes. Again, I mean.

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Doctor: Where did you get all those?
Leela: I took part in a strange ritual - at first I thought it was to teach children vital hunting skills, but all they were looking for is these shiny egg things. A pretty poor sort of prey really; and they weren't even armed!
Doctor: Leela, it's not that sort of hunt.
Leela: But what other sort is there? At least I was able to show them how to make a simple garotte and what things are suitable for clubbing with.
Doctor: ...Oh dear.
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:14 PM
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I'll field this one.

*Ahem*

No it isn't no it isn't no it isn't shut up
Heh, I knew I kept you around for a reason.
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Old 04-11-2007, 09:34 PM
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Heh, I knew I kept you around for a reason.
Hooray, I'm useful!
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Old 04-12-2007, 12:05 AM
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Well... it was bound to happen eventually
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I'll field this one.

*Ahem*

No it isn't no it isn't no it isn't shut up
That all depends, surely?
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An alternate Doctor Who scene is called for before Valium's head explodes. Again, I mean.
I will now repeat my reaction to the actual one:

Ahem.

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Old 04-12-2007, 08:49 AM
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Hyihyihyihyihyihyihyihyihyihyihyihyihyihyih
Is that a laugh or a seizure?
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Is that a laugh or a seizure?
Not sure. A leisure, maybe?

It could be a legion, for it is many...
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I did have an idea of writing a scene where the Doctor and some other companion go hunting across time and space for pieces of an egg made of perspex or something, but then dismissed it as being simply too silly.
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Well, "noticed" and "remembered" are really two different things.
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