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Old 03-18-2003, 08:11 PM
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Or CFB. FBC, CFB. Think about it. (And when you're done thinking about it, think about the Borg Constructive Force and the Free Borg Complex....)[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Block 1

[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] There are Agents following you.
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] What should I do?
[b:post_uid0]Operator:[/b:post_uid0] If you would like to remain on the line, please deposit 75 cents.
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] What the heck kind of advice is that? (roots through her pockets) Let's see... ten, twenty, forty-five....
[b:post_uid0]Phone:[/b:post_uid0] Click.
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Dang.

[b:post_uid0]Cops:[/b:post_uid0] Keep your hands where I can see them, lady! When we say "Jump", you say "How high?"
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] (jumps) How high?
[b:post_uid0]Cops:[/b:post_uid0] Freeze!
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] I can do that too.

[b:post_uid0]Agent Brown:[/b:post_uid0] She's gone.
[b:post_uid0]Agent Smith:[/b:post_uid0] Meh. Should we pull Keanu Reeves off the set of [i:post_uid0]Speed 2[/i:post_uid0]?
[b:post_uid0]Agent Jones:[/b:post_uid0] We're way ahead of you.[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Block 2

[b:post_uid0]Computer:[/b:post_uid0] Knock, knock, Neo.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Who's there?
[b:post_uid0]Computer:[/b:post_uid0] Follow the white rabbit.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Follow the white rabbit who?
[b:post_uid0]Computer:[/b:post_uid0] You. You follow the white rabbit. The Matrix has you.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] I don't get it.
[b:post_uid0]Computer:[/b:post_uid0] Oh, just answer the door, moron.[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Block 3

[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, I'm Trinity.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] [i:post_uid0]The[/i:post_uid0] Trinity? The one that made the universe? Dude, I always thought you were guys.
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Most fundamentalists do. I know you have a question. You want to know --
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Follow the white rabbit who?
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] The matrix, Neo! Ask about the matrix!
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Ohh, ha ha! Now I get it. Good one! Wait, how did you know my name?
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] It's an identity matrix.[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Block 4

[b:post_uid0]Rhineheart:[/b:post_uid0] Anderson, you suck. God, you suck. You'd think you were neo here or something you suck so bad.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] You mean "new here"?
[b:post_uid0]Rhineheart:[/b:post_uid0] That's what I said. You're the only one I have problems with around here, Anderson. The only one!
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Pfft. I'm the one? As if.[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Block 5

[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] If you do exactly as I say, you'll be fine. Morpheus says to run down to the corner office.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Did it.
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Good. Now, Morpheus says to open the window.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Did it.
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Good. Now climb to the top of the building.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] You didn't say "Morpheus says."[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Block 6

[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] I refuse to tell you anything. I want my phone call.
[b:post_uid0]Smith:[/b:post_uid0] Well, you can't have it, some idiot hacker named Neo took down the 10-10-220 network. Now tell us where we can find Morpheus.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] My lips are sealed.
[b:post_uid0]Smith:[/b:post_uid0] Yes, they are.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, you guys are bugging me. I want myuph. Mmph!
[b:post_uid0]Brown:[/b:post_uid0] Yes, we are.[/color:post_uid0]
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[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] (over the phone) Let's try another round. Morpheus says to go to the shadowy bridge.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, how do you know my phone isn't tapped?
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Why don't I stress your vital importance and find out?

[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] You've been down that road before, Neo.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Have I? Where am I?
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Sigh. Corner of Maple and Fifth.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Oh. Then yeah, I have been down that road before.
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] And it's been a long road, getting from there to here. Now hold still.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Are you going to test my faith of the heart?
(Schkoop)
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] OW! Hey, now you guys are bugging me.
[b:post_uid0]Switch:[/b:post_uid0] Actually, it's more like debugging.
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Old 04-11-2003, 04:11 AM
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Block 8

[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] We're here. Now, be honest -- he knows more than you can possibly imagine.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Huh. I seem to get that a lot.
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Hello, Neo. I know you have a question that is eating away at you, and now you can ask that question.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Sweet! Then you can tell me where I can get shades like that?
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] I'm going to pretend I heard "What is the Matrix?"

[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] It's quite simple. If you eat a blue M&M, you'll wake up tomorrow with the mother of all hangovers. Or, you can eat a green M&M and --
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] What about that red M&M?
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Nononono! Not the red one! Don't ever eat the red one.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Why not?
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] The red ones are my favourite.

[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Ooooh... cool... the mirror's gone all funky....
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Ah, the pill is starting to have its effect.
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Actually, he's like this all the time.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Mmmm... shiny....

[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] I am Neo of Borg. Resistance is futile.
[b:post_uid0]Robot:[/b:post_uid0] Oh, like that's the first time I've heard that. Hold still while I unplug you.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] I will be dissimilated.
([i:post_uid0]FLUSH[/i:post_uid0])
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Ah, Alice. Glad you could join us.[/color:post_uid0]

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[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Wha--? Where am I?
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] The question isn't "where?", Neo. It's--
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] "Follow the white rabbit who?"
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Shut up, Neo. The appropriate question is, "When?".
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Oh. When?
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] I can't tell you. Temporal Prime Directive.
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Block 10

[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] The world as you knew it exists now only as part of a neural-interactive simulation that we call the Matrix.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Ugh, I've been playing SimCity far too long.
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] We were at the height of our civilization until we created AI.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] You mean artificial intelligence?
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] No, American Idol. That show singlehandedly reduced us to the state we're in now.[/color:post_uid0]

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[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] ...and after the first One left, the Oracle predicted there'd be another One. I believe that is you, Neo.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] What makes you think I'm the One?
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] I like anagrams. As I was saying, Neo, I am certain that you are the One --
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Sweet!
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] -- who will bring balance to the Force.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] I have a bad feeling about this....
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[b:post_uid0]Tank:[/b:post_uid0] Good morning, Neo. Time for your training -- here's what you'll be learning.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] "How to Become a Martial Arts Master in 2698 Easy Steps." That sounds pretty heavy.
[b:post_uid0]Tank:[/b:post_uid0] Don't worry, we've got a five-minute version. Training is long and life is short. Let's get started.
(First download)
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Whoa! Give me more!
[b:post_uid0]Tank:[/b:post_uid0] Oops, that was the "Woman in the Red Dress" program.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] What dress?
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[b:post_uid0]Neo and Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] BAM! POW! WHACK!
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] I can't keep up with you! How do you fight so fast?
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] ...and that was for [i:post_uid0]Bill and Ted[/i:post_uid0]! And this is for [i:post_uid0]Devil's Advocate[/i:post_uid0]! And this...!

[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] The next test is easy. All you have to remember is -- there...is...no...gravity!
(Neo takes a run up, then jumps)
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Oh holy crappppppppp...!
(distant splat)
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] And that was for [i:post_uid0]Point Blank[/i:post_uid0].
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[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] The most important thing about the Matrix, Neo, is to always be on your guard and never to be distracted by, say, extremely hot women in red dresses.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Hey! How come she's wearing a dress this time?
(She morphs into an Agent)
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Gyaa!
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] That's why.

[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Agents are the most dangerous things here. But you don't have to worry about dealing with them, because you have the most powerful weapon in the history of this place in your arsenal.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] What?
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Your old movies.
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[b:post_uid0]Tank:[/b:post_uid0] Everybody quiet - the Sentinels are looking for us!
[b:post_uid0]Sentinel:[/b:post_uid0] Knock, knock...
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Who's ther--
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Oh, shut [i:post_uid0]up[/i:post_uid0].
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Block 16

[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, Cypher, what're you doing?
[b:post_uid0]Cypher:[/b:post_uid0] Are you implying I'm trying to betray everyone to the Agents?
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] No. What would make you think I think that?
[b:post_uid0]Cypher:[/b:post_uid0] Oh, nothing.

[b:post_uid0]Smith:[/b:post_uid0] If you betray everyone, we'll put you back in the Matrix.
[b:post_uid0]Cypher:[/b:post_uid0] Make sure I'll be an actor. See if you can't put me into some summer blockbuster about the nature of reality.
[b:post_uid0]Smith:[/b:post_uid0] I'll try, but I don't think anyone would buy it.[/color:post_uid0]

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[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] You know, this food isn't that bad.
[b:post_uid0]Cypher:[/b:post_uid0] Are you kidding? Who would eat this mush when you could have an agent buy you a steak dinner in the Matrix? Which, um, I've never done. Ever. ...So, how 'bout that Oracle?
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] ...Right. Look, it's really hard to eat this glop with a fork. Can I get a spoon?
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Sorry, Neo. There is no spoon.
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Block 18

[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] What did the Oracle tell you?
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] She told me I'm the Super Ohm. See why I like anagrams?
[b:post_uid0]Cypher:[/b:post_uid0] She told me my role in this movie got downgraded. I'll show [i:post_uid0]her[/i:post_uid0].
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] She said that I--
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, my favorite noodle house!

[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] What's the deal with the spoon?
[b:post_uid0]Boy:[/b:post_uid0] There is no spoon.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Are there forks?
[b:post_uid0]Boy:[/b:post_uid0] Yes, Neo. The forks will be with you... always.[/color:post_uid0]

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[b:post_uid0]Oracle:[/b:post_uid0] Hi, Neo. Watch out for that vase.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Okay.
(awkward pause)
[b:post_uid0]Oracle:[/b:post_uid0] All right, just for that, you're not the One.
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