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The Top 10 Differences Between Porthos and Tribbles

  1. As far as we know, Klingons are okay with Porthos
  2. Tribbles can take cheese or leave it
  3. One's cuter -- but I can't say which or somebody will want me dead
  4. Tribbles don't know Morse code
  5. The nearest thing that McCoy can figure out isn't that Porthos is born pregnant
  6. That's not a timesaver
  7. Twelve Porthoses constitutes a swarm
  8. Tribbles are less spicy (wait, that's a difference between tribbles and chili... how did that get in here?)
  9. You can't teach Porthos tricks
And the number one difference between Porthos and tribbles....
  1. "Trials and Porthos-ations" just sounds silly
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