Zeke presents....

The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Q

10. The shopping mall comes to her
9. She'll never tell you her age, except hinting that it's "beyond your comprehension"
8. The volume of her purse is measured in parsecs
7. She blames you for everything... no, seriously, everything the human race has ever done
6. Every time she gets mad, another planet spirals out of the solar system and explodes
5. Her tattoo's bigger than yours
4. She's always dressing you (and is very quick at it)
3. The drawer with her diary in it is protected with some kind of orange web thing
2. She eats ten chocolate sundaes at a shot

1. That Big Bang in the middle of your date last week

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