Zeke presents....

The Top 10 Ways Enterprise is Different in the Mirror Universe

A manifestation of Alternate Universe Week

10. Archer beats other people up
9. Reed was executed in the first episode for being reluctant to explode something
8. There's a Temporal Shooting War going on, but it's really more like a cold war
7. Archer is hounded by Klingons desperate to thank him for saving their Empire
6. Captain Archer's dog Cajun is constantly getting compared to one of the Three Musketeers
5. Earth's closest allies are the Vulcans, a race of stoic and aloof beings who shun emotion in favour of logic
4. In compliance with the mirror Starfleet's T&A policy, T'Pol's uniform -- wait, this isn't a difference, it looks exactly the same
3. Phlox often uses the Agonizer on his patients, but he doesn't enjoy it
2. That damn helmsman won't shut up

1. The fivers are published on time

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