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The Top 10 Ways Enterprise Be Different on Talk Like a Pirate Day

  1. Rather than stun and kill, the crew have to be careful not to confuse the two ends of their cutlasses
  2. The phase cannons are replaced with actual cannons
  3. Enterprise becomes a literal flagship by hoisting the Jolly Roger
  4. You see that yardarm over there? Now the studsail is....
  5. Phlox's hat doesn't look all that out of place
  6. t3h kr00 c0/\/\/\/\un1k8 i|\| l337 -- wait, that's Talk Like a Software Pirate Day
  7. (This item has been commandeered.)
  8. Much to her annoyance, the role of cabin boy is appointed to Hoshi
  9. Tucker keeps giving Phlox the Black Spot
And the number one way Enterprise be different on Talk Like a Pirate Day....
  1. The crew take orders from Cap'n Arrrrrrcher
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