5MV: Top 10 List #74

Derek presents....

The Top 10 Signs That You're In a Cliffhanger

You're clutching the side of a mountain
You're almost an hour into your problem and there doesn't seem to be any easy solution
...Not that you've been watching the clock at all for the past twenty minutes
Your friend Cliff has just parked his airplane
And he's strangling you with the metal thing he uses to hang his jacket
He'll probably go to the gallows for it
Someone you know, or a remarkably similar replica, has just shown up unexpectedly
It's November, February, or May
EVIL ALIEN NAZIS!

And the number one sign that you're in a cliffhanger....

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This list was originally published on July 1, 2005.

DISCLAIMER: Huh? Where's number 1? Did somebody make a mistake or -- ohhhh. I get it.