Five-Minute "Time and Again"
by Zeke |
Paris: Hurry up, the Delaney twins are waiting. Kim: Not interested. Paris: Come on -- if you don't start having romances, you'll never get to star in "The Disease." Kim: This is a bad thing?
Janeway: Oof! Hey, a shockwave!
Janeway: What do you know about this planet? Janeway: Wow -- it sucks down here.
Neelix: Don't worry, your vision was probably just a bad dream.
Paris: Whoa! Time just played a really weird trick on me.
Kid: AAAA! Those people appeared out of nowhere!
Paris: Uh oh -- looks like the planet blows up tomorrow. Torres: We can get them out, but they'll have to do a technobabble thing first. Doctor: Let me get this straight -- you two are unknown aliens, there's an entire Maquis crew aboard, and the captain is missing? I really hate this ship.
Paris: Prime Directive, schmime directive. I say we mess with them.
Protesters: You guys suck!
Kim: This should work, but it's really hard to do.
Janeway: We're from Calto Province. That's our story and we're sticking to it.
Kes: Whoa! I'm getting a weird vibe.
Janeway: We're not lying. Kes: Hey, I sense Janeway.
Janeway: Hey, I sense Kes.
Chakotay: (over the comm) Hi, guys! We're ready to save you now.
Paris: I thought we weren't supposed to break the Prime Directive.
Makull: Lie to this guard or we'll kill the kid.
Janeway: Stop, you idiots! You're going to blow up the planet! Chakotay: Okay, let's do this thing!
Terla: Yikes! A portal! (BOOM)
Kes: Oh good, the planet guys aren't dead. Anybody else getting a weird sense of déjà vu? THE END |
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