One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Errors Made By[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mortals Who Use[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hot Pink iMacs.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Duct-tape Instead of</s>

ARGH!

Duct-tape has been[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]used to imprision[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]two linking changelings[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]successfully. Ya-hoo! Everyone[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]told eachother. "Yahoo?"[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said catalina innocently.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"It is a[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]logical expression suggesting[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]one is happy[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]about an experience[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]" NAHTMMM implied Vulcanishly.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"What kind of[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]experience are you[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]talking about?" asked[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]catalina, oblivious to


[i:post_uid0]NAH's great amusement at his own cutesyness, heheheh...er...never mind...[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>NAH's great amusement</s>

Hmm, no.

the real reason[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]everyone was smirking[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]at her.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Mmm, poisoned blackberries,"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said George Bush,[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]mangling the words[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because his mouth[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was attached to[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]his left foot.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]His brain, though,[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cannot synthesize[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]anything resembling intelligence.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This is because[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he's George Bush[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], which explains everything.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Including El Nino.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and crop circles,[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And John Sheridan's

[Sa'ar-- your post would sound better as a separate sentence of its own. Just a tip ;)][/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hairpiece that Kirk[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was lusting after.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]He auctioned off[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]his toupee so[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he could pay[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sheridan to give[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]some tribbles a[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]good clean shave.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Shave and a[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]man will lose[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]one woman for[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a dozen," said[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the wise guru[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of DOOM!, Tuvok.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"What[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the frell[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]happened to logic[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]?" asked Garibaldi sadly.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Who is Garibaldi?



((PLEASE make a Shatner joke, PLEASE! ))[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]He...was...my...[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]dramateacherinhighschool. I...couldn't...

(counts as three words)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]act...like...Chakotay[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0],...only...like...Kirk[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]..on..a...good[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]...hair...day". What[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]people dont understand[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]is that Garibaldi[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]use to be[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the very first[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of the last[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]males ever to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]see a naked[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ant. Some people[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]were shocked to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hear anybody cared[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]about naked ants.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Naked Aunts?" John[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]asked disbelievingly. "Yes,"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said an ant[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], a naked ant[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]carrying a passport[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from some sovereign[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ant from the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Planet called Antia[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hill Prime. Anyways,[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the ant told[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a joke about[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]it's aunt. It[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]caused a riot[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because nobody thought[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a small joker[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]could be funny[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]since ants have[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a history of[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]eating joke-tellers[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]alive. "Who cares[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]about joke tellers?"


[You guys! I go away from one day and come back to find Shatner jokes and explicit nudity on the same page? Sheesh!

And oh, by the way... if you're ever confused about anything that turns up on this fora, you should try going to <a href = "http://www.googlism.com">www.goolism.com</a> and typing it into the search parameters to see what you get. Informative, but not always helpful. For example, it seems to think that Garibaldi is a type of fish. :D][/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]asked Jackie Morden.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I do care

(BTW, I finally caught up with updating the site. Also, I added page number references to the story. Ok, time to work on the Standings.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]about joke tellers"[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said Jackie Mason.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Everybody laughed.

[quote:post_uid0][You guys! I go away from one day[/quote:post_uid0]
I heard you were kidnapped. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Afterwards, everyone wept.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Jackie was confused.

(Ok, longer sentences now :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Punctuation Gods demanded[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]there'd be longer[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]lines in the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]space between puctuations[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], or John'd die.


I [b:post_uid0]was[/b:post_uid0] kidnapped. By an evil exam monster. Gleah![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]So why are

(So who do I have tied up in my closet, then?)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]we even trying


(Sa'ar, you're hallucinating. There's no-one in your closet; I checked!)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to kill him?

(You were in my closet and didn't come ou...you were in my closet and didn't pop in to say hello?)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Forumgoers wondered.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A Ransom note[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for John's release[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was lost in[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Czech male's forest.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]For 30 years,[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]everyone was happy[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]but then they[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]saw John again[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]when the Punctuation[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Marks struck back.


(The Czech male's forest.... :groans out loud: )[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John was released[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]into the wild[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]when he scratched[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a witch doctor[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in the face[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with a wand[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of Fireball.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nothing was left[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of the poor[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]witch doctor, but[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John walked out[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]into a trap[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he made himself[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]using the best[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]material he could[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]find in a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]box of waste[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], witch's magic pantry,[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]torn, but it[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was fixed with[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]some more magic[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]enhanced duct tape[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Seven made. Anyway,[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]an Away Team[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]foolishly resqued John[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from angry witch-doctors[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and got John[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]off that planet[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to come with[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Archer and T'Pol[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to the expanse.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John was immune[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to weird Laws of Physics

(Sorry for cheating.)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], so he could[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]easily

(One word, to make up for it. :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]find the Xindi[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]between all the[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]nooks and crannies[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on an asteroid[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]shaped like a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]dog called Porthos[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](or maybe a chili bean)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. He didn't look[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]all that chilly[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]eating chili[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], but Porthos was[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]whacked in Chilliwack.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John died again[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], earning Frequent Dier[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of the Year[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sky Miles. He

(Cat, we have something called Frequent Flyer miles. That is what Sa'ar was trying to get you to say.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cashed them in

(Actually, I was trying to get her to say Frequent Dier Point. What's a mile? *g*)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for more lives[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], but the redemption


(Frequent Dier Points... :howls:)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]caused people to[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]kill him oftener.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Immediately, Chakotay flew[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]into a cliche

(This one's your fault, darling. You're the one who keeps killing him)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]linked to John[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Somehow, Chakotay survived

(I knew that. Sure I did. I'm just not trying to do what people expect. Yes, that's it. :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the lightning round

(Was that expected? :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and so did[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John by a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hair, but Chakotay[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]killed him anyway[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because John asked him to refer to himself as Squeakypoopoo.

Oh wait, that's right, maximum of three words only.
:rescribbles entry:

because John asked


[Sorry, but NeoMatrix had to bring the lightning round into it ;)][/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for some salt[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on his retrotransposons.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]However, he forgot[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that salt kills[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]people that use

(please get rid of that big font)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Frequent Dier Points.


[It's called an attention-grabber. I could remove it and replace it with even bigger font :D :RUNS:][/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Frequent use of[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]DNA purification techniques[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]causes geeks to[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]mutate.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mutated Geeks met[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]SuperTheatre SuperFreaks[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in the SuperArena[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of SuperDOOMdom in[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]SuperCyberSpace near the[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]SuperCyberBowl between the[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Super-deSitter space portal[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and the SuperSuckingBlackHole[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]right next to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John's Flea Market[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. The geeks said[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0],"We Are Geeks[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], mutated to elephant-like[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]super Trek Fans[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from Betazed."[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Normal Geeks[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]are from Qo'noS[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because they are[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ferengi pretending to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]be without money[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and with honour

(With u, just to piss off neo ;) )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that is colour-coded[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for the sake[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][of] being able to

(I left a word out by accident)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tell the difference[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]between Mutated Geeks[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Geeked Mutants.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]They formed Gmen[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to fight for[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Geek Rights and[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mutant Mutilation[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0].The Xmen allied[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with the mutants[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and mutated geeks[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to construct the[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]biggest starship known[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to geeked mutants[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on a tv-series[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and in movies.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The leader of[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Minbari called[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for a pizza[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of 'shipping DOOM![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for his children[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and many wives[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and husbands

(I don't know what came over me either. :eyeroll: )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and parents with[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]children that are[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]old enough to[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]kill John Sheridan.


(I'm trying to get him the Redshirt of the Year award.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]In other news,[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]WW3 has begun[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on reality TV[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because the execs[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ran out of[/color:post_uid0]