One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said Gollum, dancing[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]around the mall

(NOOOOOO! I've been infected!)[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]brandishing a writ[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of habeas corpus[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]while wearing a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]top hat[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of lawyerish [i:post_uid0]DOOOOOOMM[/i:post_uid0]![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This special hat[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]caused a riot[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of Sam41 fans[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in downtown LA[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that killed John[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in order to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]see Sam41 live[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with Regis and[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pamela Lee. "HUH?"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]asked Pamela Lee[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Sam41 AND Frodo[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]are fans of[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sum 41's new hairdo's?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I want one[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]also" finished Pamela.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pamela went to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a hairstylist."WOW"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said some man[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in a top-hat[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], "that's some assets!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0],looking at Sum41[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and their gigantic

(Make of that what you will)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]new Mullet-Mowhawks[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of DOOOM!. "I'd[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]not do that"[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]warned a mysterious[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hot dog salesman[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]named Pippin Longstockings[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Captain Soto cheered[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and jeered, confused[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]about[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Sam41" and "Sum41"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Nobody cared. "Top[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][silly Ziv didn't notice that he wasn't reading the last page. Sorry][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>to win a</s>

EDIT: Oh great, now you screwed up the sentence ;)

Let's see what we can make of it...

the best to win a[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]yummy chocolate bar[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]--" "NO SUGAR!" Celeste[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]yelled to NAHTMMM[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]warningly. "But, but,[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]can I at[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]least offer a[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cookie with magic[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pudding and pie?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]" "No, but I[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]do want John[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to die" rhymed[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Wong Kar Wai.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Oh my[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Ay-yai-yai![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Get off my[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tie! Bow tie,[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]painful when stepped[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on, that is.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]" "Oops. Am I[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]someplace with pie?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Cause if there's[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John, kill him.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]" said Mr Fry.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Remember me?" said[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Lady Di.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Aren't you kinda[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]afraid to die?"[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"That is true;[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]but far better[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]than to fly."[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Don't see why,"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said ghostly Di[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because I paid[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for my guy."[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Then why'ja die?"[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I cannot lie![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Oh my my"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"For a pie?"[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"No, an aardvark."[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Uh...sure" said[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Marc.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It was dark.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sum41 and Sam41[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]were cloned[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in Central Park![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"TWO Samwise's? Yay![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Now I won't[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]be lonely anymore"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], said Frodo while[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]checking the score.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"No! We are[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]NOT a slashy[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]team, but we[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]would be if[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I could dream."[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Why can't you[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]fall asleep?"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a mysterious figure[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]inquired politely of[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a Singaporean[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Lutheran minister. Misunderstanding[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]what "slash" meant,[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]along with other[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]simple words, a[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pig that speaks[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]dog latin[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ate John's hat.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John spoke using[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]French, because he[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]forgot how to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]speak Newfoundland-ese.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Which was dumb.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]So he died.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]In the rain.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Afterwards,[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the rain stopped.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John was revived[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], unlike the "plot".



;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Meanwhile, Sam41 went[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Ka-pling!" a lot.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"TopHat Man" was[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]confused about plots[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and read "Plots:[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Hidden Truth[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]For Dummies". John[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tore up the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]book and decided[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to run really[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]charmingly[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], strangely and strawberryly[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]towards TopHatMan's new[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]scooter powered by[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pretty pink flowers[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]until he was[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]mercilessly shot down

[quote:post_uid0]strawberryly[/quote:post_uid0]
Wouldn't that be strawberr[i:post_uid0]i[/i:post_uid0]ly? ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by raspberry guerillas[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in blueberry hats.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Unfortunately, the guerillas[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]shot the gorillas[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for lousy punning[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]."Oh shoot" said[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a shy shooter[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and expert parachuter.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Some Canadians were[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]wondering if Sa'ar[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]would ever[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pun about quarks[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and antimatter

(Are there like, anti-atoms? Anti solid carbondioxide?)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]radi-GAK!

[quote:post_uid0]pun about quarks[/quote:post_uid0]

Glad to see somebody caught that.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Americans, on the[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]first day of[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Evil Corporation Appreciation"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]decade, decided to[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]invade Europe[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and kill Sheridan.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And Delenn, just

*Runs*[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because Cat's irredeemable.

::pursues::[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This involved parcheesi[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0],a pie, and[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John prancing with[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]two elves and[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Boromir and Faramir[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]playing hide and[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]seek-Extended Edition[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in a donut.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Meanwhile,[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]planet Earth exploded.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Everybody died, except[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John and Delenn.


[Come to think of it, it's probably because they're ALREADY DEAD. Gah.][/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Luckily, Doc Brown[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]somehow managed to[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]go Back To[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Future[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in a silver[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]escape pod,[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]changing history to[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]erase John's existence[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], which fixed everything.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Sure, John sucks"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said Time, "but[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]babies suck more."[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"That's right, John[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]likes babies too."[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said The Universe,[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]while happily spinning.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]17's avatar[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]attracted many men.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"My 'Man-Trap' works[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]perfectly" bragged 17[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as she gleefully[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]THWAP!ped[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]them into oblivion.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Frodo didnt fall[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]into Mount Doom.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Or 17's trap.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neither did Sheridan.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]17 was disappointed[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]her trap didn't[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]catch Frodo or[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]at least kill[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]him and John[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]together. In fact,[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]17 failed so[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]bad that even[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Danny DeVito[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]could have[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]eaten most of[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the sushi before[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]17 caught John[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in a lie[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of immense[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]proportions.

(this sentence makes my brain go dribbly)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Danny Devito confused[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]himself with John[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Devito, which created[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a temporal paradox[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], resulting in the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]universe exploding.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This was unfortunate.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Danny Devito liked[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]playing with soft[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]plush toys with[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]nasty[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hobbitses named Frodo[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]running around.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Pervy hobbitses fancier"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as 17 is called,

(Sorry for the extra word. Also, *RUNS*)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was the phrase[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]responsible for the[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]destruction of the[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ancient albino whale[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pinky.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Brain of[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hitler was furious.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Raaarrrgh!"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John Sheridan exploded.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]One little ship[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was wholly responsible.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John was irresponsible[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and didn't cause[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]total destruction of[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]himself, as mandated[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by one-word-story[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and the rest[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of the topics[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of discussion.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Someplace entirely different,[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a plane crashed[/color:post_uid0]