One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Elfish Potions Store's[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]plentiful coke and[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mary-Jane supplier. He[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]jumped through the[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cotton candy store[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on a pogo-stick[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and fell down[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]really hard.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Ha-Ha" said Elrond[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], "Throw him to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Boy George's house[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on the other[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]side of the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]River of Intimidation.[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The balrog roared[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]at some Dwarves[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who became hobbits[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]after visiting Denmark.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Eat your greens.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]If you don't[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]you'll turn blue.[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and sing "i'm[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Blue" and "Blue[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Moon."[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Many moons ago[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]there was a[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]man from nantucket[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with a yellow[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]bucket.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A little girl[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]took that bucket[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and dumped it[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]down a chasm.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Owwwy" said Sa'arChasm[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with a bucket[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on his head[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Some forumgoers laughed[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because they have[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]never seen[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]such a sight[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as this

(Is it me, or do we have a new smiley?)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Afterall, who has[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]flown to the[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Great Chasm and[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]back without getting[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a bucket on[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the ground?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I havent" said[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a puppet[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]-like forumgoer, NeoMatrix.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neo got angry[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]at Opium for[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]absulutly no reason!



:p[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Anyway, back to[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]front is the[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]best position for[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]relieving the most[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]painful[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]symptoms of influenza[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with a pongostick.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Dr Phlox disagreed,[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]endorsing the pongostick.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pongostick commercials cause[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]annoyed audience members[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to leave.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This is excellent[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]news for those[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who don't like[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]audience members[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]talking about[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]feet fungus, sexual[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tensions and flavoured[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cake. Not pie.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Because flavored pie[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]is disgusting.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Unlike flavorless pie.[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]including pecan pie[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Transcendental Pi(e).[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No math jokes[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]are unfunny. Pie[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]arent squared, pies[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]are round. Cornbread[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]is yummy.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And square sometimes.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Which is good.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I like chilli"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said a random[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pie-eating dog.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Illogical" said Spock[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], while eating[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]spiced curry topped[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with cheese and[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pepperoni.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Logic is Illogical[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], and not kosher,[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]" intoned a Vorlon.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Car-horn doorbell awoooga!*[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Ow! My ears!"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"You have no[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]right to complain!"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"But Im Simon[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Garfunkle" said John.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Riiiiiight," said 17,[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I love John"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]she continued while[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]watching Delenn[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<strike>perform a striptease</strike>

dance on bartops.

:D[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]17 saw what[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]dirty thoughts 17[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]were really thinking[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]17-style. "Huh?"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Everyone was confused.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Except, strangly, Opium.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No-one knew why.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Opium knew why[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]everyone was confused, though.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Opium smiled, then[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pulled out her[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]'Top-Hat-Man' annoyance, and[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]sprayed everyone with[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Annoying Character spray[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]So everybody turned[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to John because[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]they thought he[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]wasnt annoying. But[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he was, so[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]they sprayed him[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with Opium's spray[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]until he died.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Then died again.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Some forumgoers, including[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]17 and Neo,[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]started a random[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]topic called[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"random topics", which[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]random subjects randomly[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]change without warning[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]random people about[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Tucker ate pizza.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The randomness caused[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]something to give[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]random ideas to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]random forum goers[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with random names[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]such as "Random"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], "NAHTMMM", "IJD GAF",

:p[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and "RandomMatrix". Why[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]would anyone use[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]names like "17",[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"EFZZZIAMTHEWALRUS", "ZZ Top",[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Our Lady Peace",[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and "ChiliPolice" to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]indentify themselves? The[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]insanity is contagious[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], as is John[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]-killing. Hence the[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John-centered deaths[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and names like[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]RAN-GAP mediated endocytosis.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Unfortunately, endocytosis causes[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"endoplasmic reticulum" to[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]explode, so[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]caution must be[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]taken very seriously[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]unless you'd like[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to watch yourself[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]develop Epidemolysis Bullosa Simplex.

(shoot me. :p)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]If you don't[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]forward this chain-letter[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]you [i:post_uid0]will[/i:post_uid0] be killed[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in 7 days[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], but if you[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]kiss 10 frogs[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]after sending[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a nude photo[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]yourself with your[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cutest pet spider[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on your head,[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]you will get[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a free ticket[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to the coldest[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]place on earth[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], Ottawa.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ottawans were confused[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]about the sudden tourism[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], because politicians are[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]growing exponentially[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]annoyed with tourists[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who shave only[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]every second day[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. These tourists[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]shot taya17, beause[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]she didn't THWAP[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John hard enough.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The real reason[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for that was[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]she heard that[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Delenn[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]mentioned "taya" when[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]talking to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cat about chili[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and hot dogs.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"17 ate 3[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hundred thousand helpings



:D Woo, 300K hit count![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of chili dogs[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]without a break!"[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and then the[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]roof fell on[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John. He died.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]As usual. Odo[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]married Hot Lips[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on his birthday[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in the M*A*S*H[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]episode where the[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Borg invaded Afghanistan.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hawk-eye was jealous[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], because Shrubya was.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Plus-he loved HotLips.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]However, HotLips loved[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Odo seceretly, and[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]she also had[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a secret admirer.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Which was confusing.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And named Garak.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]And[/i:post_uid0] completely obsessed.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I luv Garak"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was carved onto[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a wall on[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hot Lip's room[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. HotLips had nothing[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]about Hawk-eye, making[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]some people nervous[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Hawk-eye cry.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]He took comfort[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in Jadzia's flirtations


(wow. A M*A*S*H/DS9 crossover. Weirdo.)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with his carburetor.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That didn't last[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]long enough for[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]winter to come[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Changling migration[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to the south[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of M*A*S*H Unit4077[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]where true love[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]didnt exist because[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hawk-eye divorced Hotlips[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on their one-year-anniversary[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]breaking the 3-year rule


:p[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]once set by[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Od</span><span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>p</span><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>o</span><span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>ium</span>. <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>But</span> <span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>s</span><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>he</span>[/color:post_uid0]