One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]acheive world peace."[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But whirled peas[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]aren't much help.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Then John died.



(btw, I have my email up now, so whoever wants to email me can :) )[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nobody was surprised,[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as everyone killed[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for a piece[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of his nose[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because John's nose[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]had special powers[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of [i:post_uid0][b:post_uid0][color=red:post_uid0]<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>DOOM</span>[/color:post_uid0][/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0]. Anyways,[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as John was[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]dying again, TopHatMan[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]DISAPPEARED FOR GOOD.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Everyone was happy[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and held hands.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]They sang the[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]national anthem of[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Risa, along with[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Rainbow Plucking Song.

[To get clued, in visit THIS (http://www.fuckallyall.com/article1863.html) link. :)]

[Edit: shit, you guys work FAST!][/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nonetheless it rained[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for 47 seconds[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]nonstop.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The sun came[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]back with TopHatMan


(Haha)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]'s tombstone. "You


(Hahaha)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]may rest here[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], John, for a[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]while so you[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]can be forgotten[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by people with[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]no love". Poor[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ole' Michael Finnigan.[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]found a pickle[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in a jar[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of worcestershire sauce[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that wasn't opened[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "How'de you find[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]this old pickle?"[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"With a nickel!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said Mr. Tickle.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Sorry, im Fickeled[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]" said John v. 47.47[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Why are you[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]eating pickles? Are[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]you as insane[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as me and[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]TopHatMan? Because I[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]know how to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]use a c-clamp[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on my nose[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]instead of noserings"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said by the[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hammer of smiting.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Meanwhile, John and[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]one of the[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]forgotten characters from[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Tron" went skiing.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]An unlucky tree[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]went on vacation[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and was plowed[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by a skier[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who fell in[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]-to "3D". Then[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]somebody died, but[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]we forgot who[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "Oh well, perhaps[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John will meet[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]his true love[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]next time he[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]goes to DS9[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]" said a frog.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Wise people listen[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]only if[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]what they[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hear is what[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]captain Archer[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]says is[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a reasonably[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]good deal.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](Hey, that's not gramatically correct. :p)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But who cares?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Anyway, you two

(It may not be, you used too many words. ;) )

(EDIT: Oops, didn't note the y. Fixed now.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]are not all[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]complete upstairs, so[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]go at dawn[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to uncover the[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Orb of Matrix[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]One, in Zagreb.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Got all that?"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]asked the host[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of the party.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Find the Orb[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of Matrix One[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because it contains[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Cheese Doodles and[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Red Chocolate Wafers[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], am I correct?"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]asked John. "Yes[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]you are, now[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that you[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]have exploded messily[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and quite fatally[/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]across the chess


(i'm back...again! yohaoaa! if any of you guys remember, I was here before you hit it big with redesigns and WHOIS and all that fancy crap. byaah, you really needed me.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]board of DOOM.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]" "Forgot about that,"



( Good to see you again, Captain Galactic! :bigsmile: )[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said TopHatMan, "Remember[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that kangaroo saliva[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that cures warts?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It was

(Oh, I remember you. Welcome back! :) )[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the new miracle[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]drug for hair[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Wavy-haired girls cheered



(well, I'm a girl, and if I could find a product that kept my hair wavy, shiny, and soft, I'd cheer! :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cheerily, celebrating by[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]throwing 47 pies[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]at each of[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the inventors, who[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]then died of

(When your creativity fails you, kill someone. :eyeroll: )[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]orange trumpet fever.

(I never said I was a doctor. :smile: )[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Yummy! Orange-poppyseed cake!"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said Susan happily.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A giant rolling[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a giant ball[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]bawled noisily while[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]making little sense.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]HO. HO. HO.[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Said the pimp[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "Stop stealing catchphrases"[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said a cat[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]named Curious George[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]With Hairy Feet.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Anyway, John died[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the 1957th time[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]today, not including[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the evil pink[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]bunny episode where[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]there were tribbles[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], Klingons, and grumpy[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]old men.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John fluidly[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tripped over some[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]loose baggage and[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]squashed evil Homer.[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Fortunately Good Homer[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]didnt notice, and[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]slept through the[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]entire series of[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Deep Space 9.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"But DS9 rules!"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]argued[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]all 4747475 Johns[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]while watching repeats[/color:post_uid0]

[Artanis]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of reality shows[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that had challenges[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], like 'The Mole2'[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], 'Trekkie Survivor', and[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]'Average Joe Survivor'.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]'Survivor Redshirt' became[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]an instant celebrity.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]She sang the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]song about[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the John Ode[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Which Wouldn't Die.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"John lives, dies,[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]been there, done[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that so many[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]times to so[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]many Johns, Oh[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Great Warrior of[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Pointless Post,[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]please stop him[/color:post_uid0]

[Artanis]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], take his hat,[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]sings TopHatMan joyously[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], and throw him

(I don't quite get the grammer here anymore...)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]over Grammar Waterfalls.

(It's okay. I don't think anyone else does!)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Hmmm, no splash[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because of incoherency[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the tribble says[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]what it always[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]thinks before releasing[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a movie sequel[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that involves returning[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]home in a[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]big 95 wheeled[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pink Corvette limo[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with extra room[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. The car was[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]given to[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]someone called frederick[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as a present[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on Good Friday.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Who is Frederick?"[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]asker Picard, before[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]anyone could[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]take the car[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]away from the[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]suspicious-looking Frederick[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]at warp speed.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I've got a[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]bee in my[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pie!" yelled[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John's new wife[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Fredricka, twin sister[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of TopHatMan. Fredricka[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]took the bee[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]into a large[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cup and[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]took it outside[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]but not before[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]it stung John[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in the face[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], making him cry[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]his eyes out.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]So John died[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from his eye-loss.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Which was STUPID.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Even for him.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Meanwhile, over in[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the train station


(ah yes, cross-thread contamination)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], there was a[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cow named Josie[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Junior the Great[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who liked socks[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], especially with ketchup.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Data then spotted[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a blue camel[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that ran around[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]wearing a[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pair of socks[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]stolen from taya17[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]while she wasn't[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]wearing them on[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]feet. Josie flew[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]out the window

(Opium, we are in IRC now. Come join us)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]into the street


(what's the site?)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hitting the middle

(It's #5mv on dwarfstar)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of a big


(I mean, what's the IRC site? www.?.com Thanks :) )[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tree

(To download IRC? Eh, I don't know.)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with rubarb growing[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on the roots[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of Banana Trees[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Apple Trees[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "Ouch!" yelled Josie[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], "What was that[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]huge object which[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]just thwapped me?"[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Everyone looked up[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]at the train[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]flying through the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]sky while transmitting[/color:post_uid0]