One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[catalina_marina]

Old men.

[Opium]

She's old, though

[catalina_marina]

not half the age of the men she likes.

Er...

not that old.

[Opium]

Snape was upset

[catalina_marina]

because of

[Opium]

McGonagal's love for


(Maggie Smith plays McGonagall)

[catalina_marina]

Opium.

(Whatever. :roll: )

[Opium]

And Cat. But

[catalina_marina]

not 17.

[Opium]

17 liked Ginny

[catalina_marina]

and

[Opium]

Draco liked 17

[catalina_marina]

And Ginny liked

[Opium]

Snape and Remus

[catalina_marina]

as much as

[Opium]

annoying fangirls did.

[NeoMatrix]

However, Snape's love

[Opium]

was deep and

[Alexia]

wearing a blue

[NeoMatrix]

cloak made from

[Opium]

love potion #9

[Chaud_Blaze]

and a red

[Opium]

raspberry perfumed threads

[catalina_marina]

made by

[Opium]

McGonagall's Love Cloaks

[Chaud_Blaze]

brought to you

[NAHTMMM]

by Bob's Pizza!

[Chaud_Blaze]

located in the

[Opium]

Red Cloth district.

[NeoMatrix]

For directions, call

[Opium]

NeoMatrix's magical aunt

[AKAArzosah]

'Tooloola', who owns

[NeoMatrix]

a gas station

[Xeroc]

by Bob's Pizza!

(wait a sec, maybe I missed something, but isn't this thread supposed to be one word at a time?)

[NeoMatrix]

When you call,

(A very long time ago we decided to go to three words)

[Opium]

Tooloola gives you


(when it was one word, everyone cheated an put two or three, so we just decided to put it at three. Since then, the cheating went waaaay down. BTW, yes, the cheating was often done by me. :D )

[NeoMatrix]

the keys to

[Opium]

Snape's secret trunk

[NeoMatrix]

full of many

[Xeroc]

things of coolness

(OIC = Oh, I see.)

[Opium]

and scaryness, such

[Xeroc]

that you don't

[NeoMatrix]

ever want to

(Take care, i'm going to be gone out of town with my finance till Wednesday. She is finally going to meet the rest of my family)

[Xeroc]

actually open it.

(Okay! Have Fun!)

[NeoMatrix]

However, only if

[Alexia]

they had just

[Opium]

made no sense. :wink:


Have fun, NeoMatrix!

[Xeroc]

Then you should

[Opium]

watch Harry Potter

[Xeroc]

because he would

[NAHTMMM]

make less sense.

[Xeroc]

Which is actually

[Opium]

what every wanted

[Xeroc]

person would want

[Opium]

to watch in

[Xeroc]

the fifth degree

[Opium]

. Nonsense ruled the

[Xeroc]

one-by-one story topic
( ^ hypenated words count as one!)

[AKAArzosah]

as several rabid

[Xeroc]

wolves ran into

[Alexia]

a brick wall

[Opium]

and lived. John

[Xeroc]

Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt ...

[Opium]

died momentarily, but

[catalina_marina]

never rose again,

[NAHTMMM]

preferring to carnation.

[Xeroc]

Then as the

[Opium]

sun rose, John


I'll be away for a while, going into the heart of BC, where I may or may not have lots of internet access. If I do, YAY! If I don't, wah!

[Xeroc]

Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt ...

Hopefully we'll still see you around here opium!

[Opium]

and TopHatMan danced

[Ginga]

to the tune

[Saxamaphone]

"Don't You (Forget

[taya17]

To End It)".

[Opium]

Snape was moved



HaHA! There IS internet access here! :D

[NeoMatrix]

by the song

[Ginga]

so he decided

[Saxamaphone]

to get served

[taya17]

roasted chili ends.

[Ginga]

He devoured them

[taya17]

endlessly.

[Opium]

John loved Snape's

[Ginga]

big bowl of

[Opium]

chocolate pudding pie

[Xeroc]

which he then

[Ginga]

brought to the

[Xeroc]

party and he

[Ginga]

used it to

[NeoMatrix]

get elected for

[Xeroc]

president of the

[Opium]

Decent-Looking Old-Man Club

[NeoMatrix]

with the slogan, "

[Alexia]

Vote for Alexia! (:mrgreen:)

[NeoMatrix]

Then Kick John

[Ginga]

and smother cheese

[NeoMatrix]

in everyone's chili."

[Ginga]

"Yum!" Ginga said,

[NeoMatrix]

as she ate

[Ginga]

chili while singing

[NeoMatrix]

the theme song

[Ginga]

of Sailor Moon.

[NeoMatrix]

"You try eating

[Xeroc]

chili while singing

[Katy Jane]

the theam song

[Scooter]

of DragonBall Z!"

...sorry I just couldn't type... you know, that other show ;)

[NeoMatrix]

"Wait, I thought

[taya17]

that's already ended?"

[Xeroc]

"It has, but

[taya17]

things never end!"

[Xeroc]

And then the

[NeoMatrix]

end came to

[Opium]

"Friends", but "Joey"


arg, I cant believe they are actually trying a sitcom about Joey...

[Xeroc]

got his own

I know, I probably won't watch it.

[Opium]

starship themed tv-show

[Xeroc]

oddly called "Star

[NAHTMMM]

Wreck". Wonder why?

[Ginga]

"Gee, I dunno!"

[Xeroc]

"Funny, me neither!"

[Vedra]

"Cheese pants basketball?

[NeoMatrix]

Or Chili Pants

[Xeroc]

might be why."

[Opium]

"Joey likes eating."

[NeoMatrix]

"Hey, let's go

[Ginga]

"to the store"

[NeoMatrix]

..."so we can

[Ginga]

"buy some Jolt

[Opium]

Lighting Rods to

[Ginga]

"commandeer a blimp."

[Xeroc]

"I don't know...

[Opium]

that sounds illogical"

[Xeroc]

"Yes, maybe we

[NeoMatrix]

should stop this

[Scooter]

before someone gets

[NeoMatrix]

confused from all

[Ginga]

this fun insanity.

[Xeroc]

"It'll never work."

[Ginga]

said Mr. Pessimist.

[Xeroc]

Just then, a

[Ginga]

huge bald eagle

[Xeroc]

swooped down and

[Ginga]

grabbed a mouse

[Xeroc]

and ravenously ate

(301st post! Wooo!)

[Opium]

Snape's tasty pie.

[Xeroc]

(with the rat)

[Ginga]

(301st post! Wooo!)

(That's 301th! :P)

[Xeroc]

(301st post! Wooo!)

(That's 301th! :P)
(I know, I know, but shouldn't we be playing the game?)

[NeoMatrix]

Snape woke up

[Opium]

and wondered where

[NeoMatrix]

his pie went

[Xeroc]

, after all, he

[NeoMatrix]

made it and

[Opium]

expected a piece

[catalina_marina]

to throw at

(There, I'm posting here. Happy now?)

[Xeroc]

someone. Now the

(Yes, I guess)

[Opium]

new story began



(Erm, sure...I'm very happy...How about some pie points? :) )

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/piepoints.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/piepoints.jpg

[Xeroc]

. In the beginning...

[Opium]

there was John,

[Xeroc]

, TopHatMan, and

[Scooter]

Tony Danza, who

http://www.obeygiant.com/stickers/bootlegs/images/tony-danza-bossy.gif

[Xeroc]

all walked into

[Opium]

a bar. "OW!"

[Xeroc]

They then decided

[Opium]

on pub-hopping. This

[Xeroc]

was a great

[NAHTMMM]

milestone in history

[Xeroc]

as it was

[Opium]

the first new

[Xeroc]

thing to happen

[Opium]

to Danza in

[Xeroc]

ages. Now there

[Opium]

was that show

[NeoMatrix]

that caused people

[Xeroc]

to go insane

[Opium]

and starred TopHatMan

[Xeroc]

and John where

[NeoMatrix]

no woman has

[Opium]

dared sing "Oklahoma"

[Xeroc]

for fear of

[NAHTMMM]

Louisiana squashing her

[Xeroc]

for that would

[Opium]

be tragic. Then

[Alexia]

suddenly, without warning

[Opium]

T'Pol and Trip

[Xeroc]

fell madly in

[Opium]

a pudding vat

[NeoMatrix]

with Evil Future

[Xeroc]

Guy who said, "

[Opium]

"Yum, butterscotch pudding"

[Xeroc]

"You want any?"

[NeoMatrix]

asked Mrs. Evil

[Xeroc]

Future Gal. Just

[Opium]

then, Snape sang

[Xeroc]

the tune to

[Scooter]

Dawson's Creek, which

[Opium]

was a mix

[Xeroc]

of sour notes

[Saxamaphone]

and plates crashing

[Opium]

to music. Trombones

[Xeroc]

were also in

[NeoMatrix]

this story for

[Xeroc]

a short time

[Chancellor Valium]

Until replaced by

[Scooter]

chicken bones and

[Opium]

pink fluffy bunnies.

[NeoMatrix]

"Eek Eek" said

[Opium]

a prissy Snape

[Chancellor Valium]

Who lacked both

[NeoMatrix]

the capacity for

[Chancellor Valium]

eating oranges and

[Xeroc]

making decent jokes.

[Chancellor Valium]

Being in size both

[Xeroc]

large and small

[Chancellor Valium]

in comparison to dogs and foxes

[Xeroc]

(Hint: you are only supposed to post 3 words per post here)

and ants and

[Opium]

stuff. Then suddenly


(There are two rules: 3 words or less, and making having the sentence make some sense.

Also, there IS some plot regarding John dying and coming back, and Snape, and TophatMan, and all this is explained by going to the link on NeoMatrix's sig which called something like "5MV Story".

However, no one really follows the plot, therefore feel free to go nuts, using 3 words per post :D

[Xeroc]

Snape jumped up

[Alexia]

a giant pool of

[Xeroc]

(of) liquified pie

[NeoMatrix]

to look for

[Xeroc]

Evil Future Guy

[Chancellor Valium]

Ruler of

[Opium]

The Planet Snoo-Snoo

[taya17]

And The Bookends.

[Opium]

Snape like bookends

[Opium]

Snape liked bookends

[Scooter]

and good grammar :)

[taya17]

Grammar? Whazzat?

(No, not part of story at all. Carry on.)

[Xeroc]

and repeating himself

[taya17]

endlessly.

[Xeroc]

(I'll use 17's remaining two words)

... Snape then

decided upon the

[taya17]

(I'll use 17's remaining two words)

*coughs and interjects politely*

You see the title of this thread? See what it says?

One-by-one story

Yeah. Just thought I'd like to point that out.

[Opium]

"Kill John Club"

[Scooter]

as the forum

[Alexia]

slowly began to

[Opium]

expand in ways

[AKAArzosah]

nobody had foreseen.

[Xeroc]

This all lead ...

17, we all decided 1 word was too little and expanded it to 3 a while ago - that's why everyone's posting 3 words! (and people were always cheating and such when it was just one word)

[AKAArzosah]

to people using

[Xeroc]

more and more

[Opium]

poppyseed-flavoured coffee cake

[Xeroc]

replacing the previously

[Chancellor Valium]

unsung type of

[Xeroc]

previously eaten cake.

[Scooter]

Meanwhile, Troi undressed

[NeoMatrix]

her cats and

[Scooter]

hamsters because tomorrow

[NeoMatrix]

is a holiday

[Xeroc]

where all must

[Scooter]

refrain from wearing

[Xeroc]

clothes if your

[Opium]

pets do. Her