One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[AKAArzosah]

blue and pink

[Opium]

hairdo scared children

[Chancellor Valium]

who were horrified

[Xeroc]

by the extreme

[Opium]

coloured hair. Troi

[Xeroc]

then began to

[AKAArzosah]

rip apart several

[Opium]

pieces of paper

[Xeroc]

in order to

[Chancellor Valium]

show her contempt

[NAHTMMM]

for W/T fanfic.

[Xeroc]

This resulted in

[Opium]

a P/C fic

[Xeroc]

that in turn

[Opium]

made Picard/Crusher's happy

[Scooter]

until they read

[NeoMatrix]

about Data's interest

[Chancellor Valium]

with a toaster

[taya17]

's untimely grisly end.

[Xeroc]

Naturally, then the

[Opium]

toaster's funeral was

[Scooter]

catered by Klingons

[Opium]

wearing Hawaiian themed

[Xeroc]

Bat'leths and many

[taya17]

pointy-ended chopsticks.

[Xeroc]

The klingons then

[Scooter]

started singing arias

[Opium]

and showtunes with

[Chancellor Valium]

very Handelian themes.

[Xeroc]

Naturally, Snape then

[Chancellor Valium]

sang Messiah and

[Xeroc]

annoyed the heck

[Chancellor Valium]

out of Rachmaninov.

[Xeroc]

Naturally, Rachmaninov then

[Opium]

exploded into confetti

[NAHTMMM]

, annoying the stuffing

[Opium]

out of Tribbles

:D

[NeoMatrix]

trying to multiply

[taya17]

in Bag End.

[Chancellor Valium]

While Frodo said

[Opium]

"aw, fuzzy creatures!"

[Chancellor Valium]

And was then

[Scooter]

cast as Janeway

[Xeroc]

in the hit

[NeoMatrix]

"Captain of the

[Scooter]

Spray Cheese Invasion

[Opium]

". Nobody saw it

[AKAArzosah]

except Picard and

[Opium]

Crusher, while dating.


One for the 'shippers!

[AKAArzosah]

Seven of Nine

[Chancellor Valium]

On a toaster

[Opium]

End Of Telegraph.

[Xeroc]

That last sentence

[Opium]

made little sense

[Xeroc]

yet who cares?

[NeoMatrix]

This whole upside-down-story

[AKAArzosah]

is sensible as

[Xeroc]

a whole pack

[Opium]

of crazy puppets.

[Chancellor Valium]

In other news

[Opium]

Abba came back

[Chancellor Valium]

and were EXTERMINATED

[NeoMatrix]

with Raid and

[Xeroc]

large flyswatters. The

[AKAArzosah]

eighty thousand apples

[Xeroc]

of the third

[AKAArzosah]

kind attacked the

[Xeroc]

fifth extradimentional realm

[AKAArzosah]

of Saine, Kansas

[Xeroc]

. The apples brutally

[AKAArzosah]

crushed every single

[Xeroc]

living, breathing thing

[AKAArzosah]

within range of

[Opium]

Abba: The Musical

[Chancellor Valium]

This travesty spread

[Opium]

across Canada and

[Chancellor Valium]

caused ear haemorrages

[Xeroc]

throughout the northern

[NeoMatrix]

unparallel triverse, where

[Xeroc]

the small rabbits

[NeoMatrix]

act like dragons

[Xeroc]

and destroy everything

[Opium]

that likes Abba

[Xeroc]

: The Musical. This

[Chancellor Valium]

is, of course,

[Xeroc]

quite a lot

[Chancellor Valium]

of patent impossibility.

[Xeroc]

Naturally, because of

[Opium]

odds against anyone

[Xeroc]

actually understanding any

[AKAArzosah]

of this topic,

[Opium]

Data's head exploded.

[Chancellor Valium]

Meanwhile, Zaphod Beeblebrox

[Xeroc]

was on a

[Chancellor Valium]

roll to becoming

[Xeroc]

the most wanted

[Opium]

Abba impersonater in

[Xeroc]

the greater galaxy.

[Opium]

"Dancing Queen" became

[NeoMatrix]

class president of

[Opium]

Annoying Catchy Songs

[NeoMatrix]

With Pie As

[Xeroc]

the vice-president and

[NeoMatrix]

Congress composed of

[Opium]

Ewoks. Suddenly, T'Pol

[Xeroc]

angrily shouted, "This

[NeoMatrix]

is Star Trek!

(Edited to fix the sentence because the person after me didn't do so well)

[Chancellor Valium]

Get me Zaphod!

[NeoMatrix]

Something is seriously

[Chancellor Valium]

Wrong." Arthur Dent,

[Xeroc]

remember his suitcases.

[Opium]

. T'Pol was annoyed

[Xeroc]

by Hitchhiker's references

[Opium]

to 80's pop-culture

[Chancellor Valium]

the Allegro Alla Hornpipe (yes I know this is 4 words - but 3 are the full title of this piece......now can I get away scot free in peace? :D)

[NeoMatrix]

, so she bought

[Xeroc]

a smiting hammer

[Chancellor Valium]

On which to

[NeoMatrix]

cause chaos in

[Xeroc]

the next sentence.

[NeoMatrix]

T'Pol left the....*The following sentence has been corrupted by Chaos. Please stand by*

[Chancellor Valium]

Meanwhile, on Brontitorl,

[Xeroc]

absoultely nothing happened.

[Chancellor Valium]

Then, a few

[NeoMatrix]

citizens cried out

[Xeroc]

"we want fivers!"

[NeoMatrix]

There was silence

[Ginga]

while the fivers

[NeoMatrix]

were being posted

[Xeroc]

and the site

[Opium]

was taken over

[Alexia]

by pancake-wearing rabbits.

[Xeroc]

Those rabbits were

[NeoMatrix]

borrowed from Monty-Python

[Xeroc]

and were very

[Opium]

happy to wear

[Xeroc]

the large pancakes.

[Opium]

Data was confused

[Xeroc]

by all this

[Opium]

illogical pancake talk

[Chancellor Valium]

And proceeded to

[Opium]

sing nonsensically and

[NeoMatrix]

use lightbulbs to

[Xeroc]

fend off the

[Hotaru]

pancake wearing rabbits.

[Opium]

"Enough pancakes!" shouted

[NeoMatrix]

the energizer bunny

[Opium]

and TopHatMan.

[Chancellor Valium]

Zaphod suddenly reappeared
(and is running for the US presidency, apparently.... :D )

[Xeroc]

and quickly dissapeared.

[Opium]

This disappointed many

[Chancellor Valium]

many "HitchHiker" fans,

[Xeroc]

and infuriated the

[Opium]

classic Shakespearean actors

[NeoMatrix]

who don't use

[Xeroc]

Hitchiker's references often.

[NeoMatrix]

These references include

[Xeroc]

Artur Dent, Zaphod

[NeoMatrix]

, and that naughty

[Opium]

Johnny Depp look-alike

[Alexia]

who was wearing

[NeoMatrix]

a red shirt

[Xeroc]

and died often.

[Opium]

John admired this

[NeoMatrix]

trend he started

[Chancellor Valium]

and decided to

[Xeroc]

die often too

[Chancellor Valium]

on planet Scramoff.

[Xeroc]

Naturally, the temporal

[NeoMatrix]

Gods enjoyed a

[Opium]

big sacralicious donut

[Chancellor Valium]

Which they mis-spelled
:P (doughnut)

[Opium]

"No it isnt!"


Donut is another way to spell doughnut! I guess you call it the British/Canadian way. :D

[Xeroc]

"I agree." "Donut

[Opium]

is valid." Brits

[AKAArzosah]

often like to

[NeoMatrix]

call for "Q"ue

[Opium]

when not sipping

[NeoMatrix]

on Picard's tea

[Xeroc]

as it is

[AKAArzosah]

sour and purple.

[Opium]

Sexual innuendos aside,

[Xeroc]

this was not

[Opium]

about Picard, but

[Xeroc]

not necessarily about

[NeoMatrix]

anything at all

[Opium]

to do with

[Chancellor Valium]

Zaphod Beeblebrox's ego.
since English comes from England, English spelling is correct, everyone else is wrong. there ARE reasons for the spellings, such as the roots of the words, which are hidden by mis-spelling and thus confuses the true meanings of words. "Nice" for example actually means accurate, not umm..."nice" as we tend to use it. :wink:

[NeoMatrix]

"Huh?" said all

[Xeroc]

"Valium's explanation made

[Anonymous]

little to no

[Opium]

sense of colour

[NeoMatrix]

because RainbowMan left

[Xeroc]

the forum yesterday."

[Chancellor Valium]

Meanwhile, Zaphod Beeblebrox,

[NeoMatrix]

king of the

[Xeroc]

people of the

[Chancellor Valium]

city of Nicomedia
(spot which classical author I got this from: "--- to his lord, the Emperor Trajan: My lord, the people of Nicomedia have spent 3,318000 sesterces on an aqueduct which, when still incomplete, has been abandoned and even destroyed." - Nic this is a question for you - or any other classicists here.....:D)

[NeoMatrix]

, which is located

[Chancellor Valium]

on Jupiter II,

[NeoMatrix]

decided to join

(The sentence is not complete, keep it going)

[Chancellor Valium]

the British Empire.

[Xeroc]

Naturally the French

[NeoMatrix]

surrendered before they

[Opium]

killed anyone innocent.

[NeoMatrix]

200 pages later,

[Opium]

King Louis 14th

[Chancellor Valium]

dropped a pancake,

[NeoMatrix]

causing 13 guards

[Chancellor Valium]

to sing Tragedy

[Xeroc]

quite atrociously causing

[Opium]

Beverly to cry

[Chancellor Valium]

and Picard to

[Opium]

comfort her. Meanwhile,

[Chancellor Valium]

Data shaved Spot,

[Xeroc]

which caused him

[Chancellor Valium]

to sing Libera me, domine,

[Xeroc]

quite well, suprisingly

[NeoMatrix]

while 12 ninja-cats

[Xeroc]

attacked the Enterprise.

[Opium]

The outraged Ninja-cats

[NeoMatrix]

killed 11 redshirts

[Xeroc]

during their rampage

[NeoMatrix]

on Deck 10

[Xeroc]

and the Promenade.


Woo! 900th Post! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Opium]

The redshirts died

[Xeroc]

along with John

[Chancellor Valium]

, while Zaphod sang,

[Xeroc]

the song of

[NeoMatrix]

9th Dimension Queen

[Xeroc]

and 10th Dimention

[Opium]

and was given

[NeoMatrix]

8 minutes to

[Alexia]

find a large

[Opium]

pie. Everyone cheered

[NeoMatrix]

when the 7th

[Xeroc]

degree of 16

[NeoMatrix]

degrees fell 6

[Xeroc]

floors to 47

[NeoMatrix]

, causing 5 temporal

[Opium]

midterms to bust.

[NeoMatrix]

It took four

[Chancellor Valium]

thousand years to
(next words really should be repair the damage....go on....you know you want to!)

[NeoMatrix]

build three thousand

[Chancellor Valium]

replacements for the

[NeoMatrix]

2 year war

[Xeroc]

which lasted 15,000

[NeoMatrix]

milliseconds. 1 midterm

(Anyone caught on to what I did? Every post I made, I went down a number)

[Xeroc]

which made 0

[Opium]

. Midterms are horrid