One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[Opium]

the player's mansions


(thats your cheat for the Holidays :D )

[Xeroc]

to abduct them


(Saving it!)

[Opium]

and make them

[Xeroc]

one with the collective.

[Opium]

The Borg NHL

[Xeroc]

then proceeded to

[Opium]

actually play hockey

[Xeroc]

collectively, and beat

[Opium]

junior hockey teams

[Xeroc]

all around the

[Opium]

Pacific Rim. This

[KillerGodMan]

meant that Football

[Xeroc]

was to be

[KillerGodMan]

stomped on lots.

[Opium]

"Hockey RULES" said

[Xeroc]

the Borg NHL's

[Rayinne]

player negotiator, when

[admiral sab]

the Zambonie started



(lol that's all I got!)

[Xeroc]

rolling over the

[KillerGodMan]

big rink thing

[NeoMatrix]

with frozen water

[Xeroc]

and the people.

[NeoMatrix]

with big sticks.

[Xeroc]

Of course, the

[NeoMatrix]

period was early

[Xeroc]

as the match

[NeoMatrix]

was lit with

[Xeroc]

the fires of

[Opium]

TopHatMan's angery stare.

[NeoMatrix]

Red Christmas candles

[Opium]

happily glittered in

[Xeroc]

the windows of

[Opium]

DS9. Odo smiled

[Rayinne]

as he peeked

[Xeroc]

through the hole

[NAHTMMM]

. "The Blues won!

[Opium]

said Redshirt #5

[Xeroc]

while eating some

[Opium]

fruitcake flavoured eggnog

[Flixibixi]

, spiked with nanoprobes

[Opium]

that drunkened you

[Xeroc]

and apple pie.

[Opium]

T'Pol said, "Happy

[Xeroc]

New Year and

[Opium]

drink much Eggnog

[Xeroc]

for it is

[Rayinne]

spiked with premium

[Opium]

rum and vodka

[KillerGodMan]

plus Irish Wisky.

[Xeroc]

This lead to

[KillerGodMan]

a painful hangover,

[Xeroc]

and much sleeping

[KillerGodMan]

was painfully preformed.

[Opium]

"I feel ill"

[NeoMatrix]

said an eel

[Opium]

-eating Picard who

[Xeroc]

picked up his

[Opium]

sword and started

[Ginga]

chopping down trees.

[Opium]

"STOP DEFORESTATION!" yelled

[Ginga]

Commander Chakotay, who

[Opium]

liked trees and

[Ginga]

liked Janeway, too

[Opium]

but not C/7

[NeoMatrix]

, for it was

[Xeroc]

in conflict with

[Opium]

J/C. This was

[Xeroc]

tragic to the

[Ginga]

evil C/7ers, who

[Xeroc]

tried to disrupt

[Ginga]

Janeway and Chakotay's

(oh, I like where this is going. *snorts* :lol:)

[Xeroc]

'ship, because after

[NeoMatrix]

Seven made love

[Rayinne]

to a cactus

[Opium]

-eating Neelix, everyone

[NeoMatrix]

favored the new

[Xeroc]

'ship over the

[Ginga]

much better one.

[AKAArzosah]

By starting new

[Xeroc]

'ships all over

[Opium]

the Trek fanfiction

[Xeroc]

sites and the

[Opium]

trend continued. Janeway

[Rayinne]

went on record

[Opium]

as liking J/C

[Flixibixi]

as long as

[Opium]

it was fun

[Chancellor Valium]

while wearing orange

[KillerGodMan]

tophats. Tophatman and

[Xeroc]

John entered the

[KillerGodMan]

thing, and rammed

[Rayinne]

fics down Janeway's

[Xeroc]

PADD while doing

[Opium]

a new fanfic

[Xeroc]

all about the

[Opium]

Janeway/Chakotay first kiss.

[Xeroc]

This rip in

[KillerGodMan]

the Temporal Prime

[Xeroc]

Pie caused the

[NeoMatrix]

Directive dance vividly

[Chancellor Valium]

to resemble the
(Charleston, obviously :mrgreen:)

[NeoMatrix]

Chicken Dance mixed

[Opium]

with Modern-Interprative Dance


:P

[Chancellor Valium]

-style Charlestons. This

[Xeroc]

caused the entire

[KillerGodMan]

thing to go

[Opium]

to Dance Nationals

[Xeroc]

Finals and compete

[NeoMatrix]

against their own

[Rayinne]

evil clones. When

[Xeroc]

the bridge came

[Opium]

, everyone was confused

[Chancellor Valium]

And Charlestoned, simply

[NeoMatrix]

stoned from the

[Chancellor Valium]

That CertainParty song,
using my christmas cheat :P

[KillerGodMan]

cheated at nine

[Xeroc]

o'clock rock. The

[KillerGodMan]

big thing Spike

[Opium]

was holding was

[Rayinne]

large, massive, and

[Xeroc]

really quite big.

[Opium]

The item was

[KillerGodMan]

a muffin pie

[Xeroc]

which tasted like

[KillerGodMan]

a muffin pie.

[Opium]

Spike enjoyed pies

[Xeroc]

more than he

[Opium]

hated Angel, so

[NeoMatrix]

Angel pies are

[Xeroc]

quite tasty with

[Opium]

blood pudding. Buffy

[Xeroc]

went on a

[Rayinne]

bender with her

[Xeroc]

pet dog, who

[Opium]

liked the new amusment ride.


(Yes, I am cheating :( ...but I don't like Buffy in a blender, so I'm changing it into an amusment park ride)

[NeoMatrix]

After the ride,

Bender, not Blender

[Xeroc]

many things happened

[Opium]

that could not


(sorry, read it while tired! Oops!)

[Xeroc]

happen to happen

[KillerGodMan]

so it happened.

[Chancellor Valium]

"It is of course well known,
(I cheated, but so what? Opium did it first :P)

[Opium]

that people cheat!

(I cheated because I was tired and didn't read properly. I apoligised for my mistake. No more cheating :twisted: Besides, I am the creator of this thread. So nah nah. :D No, really, I won't be cheating again any time soon. I was just waaaaaaay too tired when I wrote the cheated post! ) (grr, no yawny smilie)

[KillerGodMan]

So Opium must

[Chancellor Valium]

reference the HitchHiker's
(that is NOT cheating - it's spelt as one word in the book, ergo it's one word :mrgreen:)

[Opium]

cardboard sign. It


(Don't worry, contractions and words like "Hitchhiker" are totally okay! Same with "lightbulb" and such stuff. But "Johnwentto the store" is NOT okay ;) )

[Xeroc]

happened that the

[NeoMatrix]

current quote that

[Opium]

Data was "all

[Xeroc]

over the trifurcation

[Opium]

of the fopianistic

[Chancellor Valium]

Charleston-esque wing dance,

[Xeroc]

'reccurring theme' that

[Opium]

was like TopHatMan.

[KillerGodMan]

"The Hitchhiker's Guide

[Xeroc]

to Pie and

[Rayinne]

Other Fiver In-Jokes"

[Opium]

Data liked cheese

[NeoMatrix]

sandwiches, grilled of-course,

[Chancellor Valium]

with fricassee'd Neo

[Opium]

eating cold octopus.

(sandwiches-grilled, of course, would have almost been acceptable, but since you didn't do that- Bad NeoMatrix! No biscuit for you! :twisted: )

[NeoMatrix]

"Inky, but good"

[Chancellor Valium]

, Count Jim "Thighs"
(Moriarty said,)

[Opium]

said, while singing

[NeoMatrix]

with the Doctor

[Opium]

and the Phantom

[NeoMatrix]

of the Utopia

[Opium]

New Art Theatre.

[Chancellor Valium]

"The PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTOM of

[Opium]

British Sexyness is

[Xeroc]

The scissors began

[Opium]

Makes No Sense!

[NeoMatrix]

"What does?" asked

[KillerGodMan]

the muffin pie,

[NeoMatrix]

while being eaten

[Opium]

by Trip who

[KillerGodMan]

was a muffin.

[Chancellor Valium]

"Muffin Muffin Muffin

[KillerGodMan]

muffin" said muffin

[Opium]

. T'Pol ate muffins.

[KillerGodMan]

Archer ate pie.

[Chancellor Valium]

Hoshi, Leola root

[KillerGodMan]

and malcom, bananas.

[Chancellor Valium]

Eurymachus was now
(handling the bow, and warming it on either side of the fire. But he could not string it, and his noble heart groaned aloud!)

[NAHTMMM]

addicted to muffins

[Xeroc]

as was everyone

[NAHTMMM]

not named Bob.

[Xeroc]

This caused the

[Rayinne]

Intersystem Bob Revolt

[Xeroc]

to take the

[Opium]

matter to court

[KillerGodMan]

for a muffin-suit.

heh heh heh, muffin style sueing. :P

[NeoMatrix]

They lost, but

[Opium]

won in spirit

[Xeroc]

because of the

[Rayinne]

new pie law

[Opium]

which stated that

[Xeroc]

anyone named Bob

[Chancellor Valium]

, singing "Mahna Mahna"

[Xeroc]

while tap-dancing the

[KillerGodMan]

Tap-dance would win.

[Opium]

This new rule

[Xeroc]

really pissed off

[Opium]

John and TopHatMan

[NeoMatrix]

because they couldn't

[Opium]

eat muffins; Atkins

[NeoMatrix]

approved nanoprobes, and

[Opium]

such were the

[NeoMatrix]

case that the

[Opium]

Bob's went away.

[Chancellor Valium]

"Muffin Muffin!" said

[NeoMatrix]

a hungry stomach

[Xeroc]

longing for the

[Opium]

new Timmy-Ho's muffin

[Rayinne]

which the cat-people

[Opium]

loved. The muffin

[NeoMatrix]

combo meal includes

[Opium]

muffin, coffee, and

[Rayinne]

a Starfleet combadge.

[NeoMatrix]

Janeway only wanted

[Opium]

coffee, but got

[NeoMatrix]

the combo supersized

[Opium]

to include Voyager


(so THAT'S how she got it! )

[NeoMatrix]

and time traveling

[Xeroc]

inclined hamburgers with

[NeoMatrix]

large greesy fries

[Opium]

and a salad.

[KillerGodMan]

Suddenly Spike attacked

[NeoMatrix]

the salad because

[Opium]

he wanted lettuce

[NeoMatrix]

that was green

[Xeroc]

and lettuce-y with

[Opium]

Ranch sauce, bacon,

[NeoMatrix]

two buns, and

[Opium]

*don't post anything dirty, don't post anything dirty*


cucumber-banana pie.


*d'oh*

[NeoMatrix]

"What is that

[Xeroc]

John said, as

[NeoMatrix]

I was eating

[KillerGodMan]

the giant muffin

[Opium]

?" asked TopHatMan quickly

[Xeroc]

while John ate

[Opium]

cheesy chilli pie

[Rayinne]

with lots of

[NeoMatrix]

lettuce and onions

[Opium]

. "Music Man" played

[Xeroc]

The Blues in

[NeoMatrix]

bars around the

[Opium]

Yukon. Calvin and

[NeoMatrix]

Barney went to

[Opium]

see Hobbes for

[KillerGodMan]

a tuna sandwich,