One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[NeoMatrix]

Borg Redshirts also

[Opium]

died, but no

[NAHTMMM]

animals were hurt

[Rayinne]

in the assimilation

[Chancellor Valium]

of Aunt Clara.

[Xeroc]

However, PETA complained

[Rayinne]

'cause Uncle Alex

[Opium]

liked eating burgers

[NeoMatrix]

frequently composed only

[Chancellor Valium]

Of Mice And

[Opium]

Rats brand meat

[Chancellor Valium]

Meanwhile, John Steinbeck

[Xeroc]

was eating doughnuts

[Opium]

at Tim Hortens

[NeoMatrix]

with other cops

[Opium]

and theatre freaks

[Rayinne]

who disliked John.

[Opium]

John cried and

[Xeroc]

appealed to the

[Opium]

Tim Horten's manager

[Rayinne]

who promptly decided

[NeoMatrix]

to peel bananas

[catalina_marina]

instead.

[NeoMatrix]

A cat slipped

[catalina_marina]

into

[Opium]

and spazzed at

[Chancellor Valium]

My blue heaven.

[catalina_marina]

It was a

[Opium]

new experience for

[NeoMatrix]

anyone who missed

[Scooter]

being eaten by

[Opium]

giant marshmellow men

[catalina_marina]

, however,

[Opium]

John knew how

[catalina_marina]

to kill

[NeoMatrix]

marshmellows with his

[catalina_marina]

little finger

[Opium]

effortlessly. However, John

[catalina_marina]

didn't

[Xeroc]

write three words

[Opium]

before getting distracted

[NAHTMMM]

by his demise.

[Opium]

John jumped up

[NeoMatrix]

and down repeatedly

[Opium]

, celebrating his death

[NeoMatrix]

by falling off

[Opium]

the wagon of

[Xeroc]

DOOOOOM! Naturally, the

[Opium]

tipped over, killing

[NAHTMMM]

all the. (Nouns

[Opium]

Deleted Due To

[NeoMatrix]

Overuse by John)

[Opium]

T'Pol suddenly said,

[NeoMatrix]

"That is illogical

[Opium]

that you like

[Scooter]

deleting nouns, since

[Opium]

they identify things

[NeoMatrix]

,people, and places

[Opium]

". Trip nodded listlessly

[NeoMatrix]

without using verbs

[Opium]

, adjectives, or emotions.

[NeoMatrix]

T'Pol saw this

[Opium]

and was pleased

[Chancellor Valium]

and stewed him

[Opium]

up some stew

[Chancellor Valium]

with his hands

[Opium]

messaging her shoulders

[NeoMatrix]

. However, it was

[Opium]

bad tasting stew

[NeoMatrix]

from a parallel

[danieldoof]

universe of incredible

[NeoMatrix]

starship insurance rates

[Xeroc]

as it was

[NeoMatrix]

in every universe

[Xeroc]

because the insurance

[Opium]

. Gieco ads annoyed

[Xeroc]

everyone. And now

[NeoMatrix]

a word from

[Scooter]

your gall bladder:

[NeoMatrix]

"Hey you with

[Opium]

the apple, I

[Scooter]

hate that episode!

[Opium]

" The gallbladder hates

[Chancellor Valium]

Zaphod, because he

[NeoMatrix]

eats too many

[Opium]

donuts" said John.

[NeoMatrix]

After that ended,

[Katy Jane]

the gullbladder met

[Opium]

the Seagull and

[NeoMatrix]

it wasn't pretty

[Xeroc]

- in fact, it

[Opium]

was ugly. Then

[NeoMatrix]

common sense left

[Katy Jane]

little to the

[NeoMatrix]

future of this

[Chancellor Valium]

story, which is

[Opium]

very long and

[Katy Jane]

very, very, weird.

[NeoMatrix]

Not as weird

[Opium]

as some threads,

[Chancellor Valium]

like Palpatine Positivity,

[Opium]

are made of

[NeoMatrix]

many creative thoughts

[Opium]

created at 4am

[NeoMatrix]

after hours of

[Opium]

drinking caffinated beverages

[Chancellor Valium]

, saying positive things

[danieldoof]

about the allmighty

[Opium]

pie of DOOOOOOM

[NeoMatrix]

For Unused Redshirts

[Opium]

. These redshirts didn't

[Chancellor Valium]

like Spike Milligan,

[danieldoof]

but they all

[Chancellor Valium]

hated Dara O'Brienn,

[Opium]

and loved Cher.

[NeoMatrix]

"Who Shares?" asked

[Xeroc]

the stock broker

[danieldoof]

eating his pie

[Opium]

and not sharing

[NeoMatrix]

with John or

[Opium]

TopHatMan, just Karl.

[Xeroc]

And now, for

[Opium]

something completly different,

[NeoMatrix]

a story that

[Opium]

actually made sense!

[Xeroc]

Once upon a

[NeoMatrix]

time in a

[Opium]

galaxy farfar away,

[Xeroc]

*theme music and

[Opium]

CGI graphics begin*

[NeoMatrix]

Spongebob Skywalker and

[Opium]

Darth Homer battle

[NeoMatrix]

for the last

[Opium]

Star Wars: Cartoons

[NeoMatrix]

Trilogy DVD set

(I was going for last piece of pie, but this works)

[Opium]

and some pie

(hehe)

[NeoMatrix]

unknown to certain

[Opium]

Star Trek fans

[Xeroc]

as the one

[Opium]

Movie to Rule

[Xeroc]

them All. And

[Opium]

Then Some. This

[NeoMatrix]

battle caused critics

[Xeroc]

to unanimously give

[Opium]

Trek fans the

[persianmouse]

props. Unfortunatly they

[Opium]

broke the props,

[NeoMatrix]

and ate them

[persianmouse]

with fava beans

[Opium]

in a chilli

[Xeroc]

that - OH NO!

[persianmouse]

The Swedes are

[Opium]

here with baguettes!


(does anyone here still remember what I'm talking about? ) :?

[persianmouse]

But they aren't

[Opium]

BAGEUTTES OF DOOM,

[persianmouse]

-ITY-DOOM-DOOM

[Opium]

DOOM DOOM. John

[NeoMatrix]

read this story

[persianmouse]

and decided that

[Opium]

he wanted to

[Xeroc]

read it again

[Opium]

and again. He

[persianmouse]

found a fish

[Xeroc]

which had a

[persianmouse]

note attached. It

[Opium]

said, "Read fivers

[persianmouse]

or be DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

[Opium]

". John didn't

[persianmouse]

like uppity fish

[Opium]

, he liked cooked

[Xeroc]

fish. Who doesn't?

[Opium]

John's fave is

[persianmouse]

pan-fried catfish,

[Opium]

but stir-fried catfish

[Xeroc]

is also tasty.

[Opium]

John took TopHatMan

[Chancellor Valium]

to the wholly

[NAHTMMM]

misnamed Mall of

[Opium]

Wandering Around Confused

[Xeroc]

And Buying Useless

[Opium]

And Stylish Top-hats

[Xeroc]

And Other Things

[Opium]

That TopHatMan likes.

[Chancellor Valium]

The HitchHiker's Guide

[Opium]

to the Mall

[Chancellor Valium]

was a smash

[Opium]

hit with Forumgoers

[Chancellor Valium]

and Karl, who

[Opium]

enjoys malls. TopHatMan

[Scooter]

became king of

[Opium]

MallLand, where everyone

[NeoMatrix]

got married to

[Opium]

their true loves


:D

[persianmouse]

,cause all you

[Opium]

love to love

[Xeroc]

loving to love.

[persianmouse]

Then, the monkeys

[Xeroc]

ate bananas and

[persianmouse]

fired their pistols

[Xeroc]

at the intruders

[Chancellor Valium]

who liked Nimons

[Opium]

and pink tutus

[whoiam]

but all hated

[persianmouse]

TATV, squirrels, and

[Opium]

SUV's. The intruders

[whoiam]

all ran off

[persianmouse]

to find guns

[Opium]

to sell to

[whoiam]

the fat pigeons

[Opium]

. The Crazy Bunnies

[persianmouse]

sang their song

[Xeroc]

of annoyingnessticalism and

[Opium]

TopHatManism. TopHatManism is

[persianmouse]

the total disreguard

[Xeroc]

of guardsmen in

[Chancellor Valium]

the Complex. Skonnos

[Opium]

The Klingon Figure-skater

[Xeroc]

won three gold

[Opium]

medals at the

[Xeroc]

Intergalactic Olympics of

[Chancellor Valium]

Saskatchewan, held in

[Xeroc]

three days of

[Opium]

rain. The Olympics

[NeoMatrix]

were cancelled after

[persianmouse]

Luxenborg ran naked

[Opium]

on the track

[Chancellor Valium]

without pie. Pie

[persianmouse]

is good. Persianmouse

[Chancellor Valium]

could be Iranian
(:P)

[Chancellor Valium]

could be Iranian
(:P)

[persianmouse]

but isn't, she's

[Chancellor Valium]

could be Iranian
(:P)

[NeoMatrix]

an echo in

[Xeroc]

the existential void

[Opium]

of Jupiter's third

[Chancellor Valium]

Annexe

[Xeroc]

and such, therefore can't echo.

[Opium]

The conference on

[persianmouse]

Intersteller Commerce and

[Opium]

Pie Sales was

[persianmouse]

postponed due to

[Opium]

the hockey strike

[persianmouse]

, rampaging bloodthirsty squirrels

[Opium]

, and rolling blackouts

[NeoMatrix]

, which were due

[persianmouse]

to the Monkubines

[Xeroc]

and all-around giddyness.

[persianmouse]

Lola, a showgirl,

[Opium]

sang a song

[NeoMatrix]

about the importance