One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[e of pi]

as well as

[whoiam]

the tribble race.

[e of pi]

Their alliance with

[whoiam]

the cylons was

[e of pi]

particularly helpful in

[whoiam]

their Extermination attempts.

[e of pi]

The Klignons' assistance

[whoiam]

was also of

[e of pi]

prime importance to

[whoiam]

the Extermination effort.

[e of pi]

However, the Borg

[whoiam]

had no reason

[Xeroc]

to suspect the

[Opium]

Elvis Impersonators that

[whoiam]

appeared elvisly on

[e of pi]

the outskirts of

[whoiam]

Las Vegas. This

[e of pi]

fiendish strike against

[whoiam]

american culture had

[e of pi]

direcly led to

[whoiam]

weapons of mass

[e of pi]

destruction being fed

[Opium]

to Darth Vader's

[e of pi]

pet Blast-Ended Skreets.

[whoiam]

The blast-ended Skrewts

[e of pi]

were later found

[A person]

And torn to pieces

[e of pi]

using a coffee

[A person]

grinder blade. The evil

[e of pi]

tribble hit man

[A person]

created feces that

[e of pi]

Three words usually constitutes a post.

[whoiam]

((you are hardly one to talk, e of pi...))

spread out over

[e of pi]

the entirety of

((Yeah, but, well...er....Look over there! *runs away*))

[Opium]

the septic tank.


Hi A person! Here are the ropes around here: Three words per post to add to the story, and try to keep it low on the "gross" factor, and well within PG-13 sex/violence limits! (although wierd, insane, wacky, zany, strange, odd, and quirky posts are allowed and encouraged! )

[A person]

The crazy alligator

[NeoMatrix]

wasn't really crazy

[Opium]

but instead wacky

[whoiam]

zany and strange

[danieldoof]

but only on

[Xeroc]

Saturdays and Tuesdays

[danieldoof]

. The other days

[Xeroc]

the alligator was

[danieldoof]

busy making his

[Xeroc]

plan for world

[danieldoof]

domination with help

[e of pi]

from the abovementioned

[A person]

evil wizard.

[Opium]

Voldimort loved to

[A person]

make green lasers

[Opium]

and sew handbags

[A person]

that burst at the seams

[Opium]

the most inopportune


(three words only :) so I'm going from "that burst at")

[e of pi]

molments, leading to

(seems reasonable to me. Thus, it shall become law. Or something)

[NeoMatrix]

words being misspelled

[e of pi]

because vowels falling

[danieldoof]

down from the

[whoiam]

branches of Yggdrasil

[NeoMatrix]

, a place where

[e of pi]

evil elves and

[whoiam]

mighty pixies quaff

[e of pi]

large bottles of

[A person]

Aligator blood mixed with cheese

[e of pi]

into large vats

(you were warned...)

[NeoMatrix]

of chili cheese

[Opium]

. A new plot


((Three words or less to add to the story per post, and PG 13 or under, with wacky, wierd, strange, insanity allowed etc, but no totally gross things allowed. Those are all the rules there are, please follow them-it still allows for a ton of fun and wackiness, while still being viewable and fun for all :) ))

[whoiam]

was about to

[NeoMatrix]

surface, but the

[A person]

crazy catapulting cats

[e of pi]

led the thread

[A person]

into a bottomless abyss of doom. The

[e of pi]

thread returned again

[Opium]

into disarray. Darth


(A person, this is the three-word-at-a-time story. If you want a 5, 6, or 7 word story, please start another thread-everyone here loves story threads, as they are lots of fun, and a 5-8 word-per-post story would be cool. :D )

[e of pi]

Vader tried mightily

(I agree. That would be neat. In fact, I may start one myself. Soon. :wink: )

[whoiam]

to find strepsils

((consider it done))

[Opium]

and cough drops

[whoiam]

but there were

[e of pi]

great green globs

[NeoMatrix]

clogging up his

[e of pi]

esouphogous due to

[whoiam]

excessive green globbiness

[e of pi]

of his mucus.

[A person]

I thought it was a one word at a time thread....

The crazy corn

[e of pi]

(well it was)

was the cause

[A person]

for the great

[e of pi]

distress the Dark

[Opium]

Pink Bunny of


(I started this thread as a 1 word at a timestory, but then we all would do things like "TopHatMan" or "Bob-went-out" and so it was decided that it would become the 3-word-per-post story :) )

[NeoMatrix]

Darth Vader's House

[Opium]

of Chicken Wings

[e of pi]

Cooked with Blasters

[Opium]

and Newt Eyes.

[e of pi]

This revolutionary food

[NeoMatrix]

is so good

[e of pi]

that people line

[NeoMatrix]

up in alphabetical

[A person]

rows to take

[NeoMatrix]

role for class

[e of pi]

in order to

[Opium]

not eat it.

[e of pi]

This was surprising

[NeoMatrix]

because the food

[e of pi]

was so tasty

[Opium]

and delicious. However,

[e of pi]

some didn't like

[NeoMatrix]

the tiny napkins

[e of pi]

soaked in lemon

[Opium]

and mango juice.

[e of pi]

However, they ran

[Xeroc]

at the speed

[Anonymous]

of ludicrous-ness according

[danieldoof]

to the new

[e of pi]

regulations concerning warp

[NeoMatrix]

travel near restrooms

[Xeroc]

and drinking faucets

[NeoMatrix]

that are rigged

[e of pi]

to explode when

[Opium]

you hit them

[NeoMatrix]

with a redshirt

[e of pi]

dressed in yellow.

[Opium]

Yellowshirted redshirts often

[danieldoof]

are sent to

[NeoMatrix]

the brig for

[Chancellor Valium]

no reason at

[NeoMatrix]

the request of

[Opium]

Captain Meanypants because

[e of pi]

of their transgressions

[NeoMatrix]

against innocent tribbles

[e of pi]

during the Durango

[Opium]

disco incedent. Many

[NeoMatrix]

witnesses described it

[danieldoof]

as the craziest

[Xeroc]

act of lunacy

[NeoMatrix]

the universe has

[Opium]

seen since "Joey"

[e of pi]

was originally aired.

[Xeroc]

That was regarded

[danieldoof]

a very big

[Xeroc]

mistake, as the

[e of pi]

public hated the

[Xeroc]

absolute insufferable disrespect

[Chancellor Valium]

For cookies that

[Opium]

contained chilli cheese

[e of pi]

and crushed nachos

[Opium]

with milk. Thankfully,

[Xeroc]

this was not

[danieldoof]

known to the

[Opium]

makers of "CHILLICHEESECOOKIES"

[danieldoof]

who would have

[NeoMatrix]

not included the

[e of pi]

new flavor in

[Xeroc]

their new brand.

[danieldoof]

But what they

[Opium]

wanted to attract

[danieldoof]

where not those

[Opium]

who like chilli

[danieldoof]

pie of DOOOM

[Opium]

and Oreo cookies

(I'm in the chat, BTW)

[danieldoof]

, but only the

[Opium]

new vanilla kind

(I'm on chat, but it's not working properly!)

[danieldoof]

was good enough

(yeah ... mmmhmhm ... we should talk to x about that *ggg*)

[Opium]

for adding chilli

[Xeroc]

and Oreo cookies

[e of pi]

to cake batter

(No one's ever on when I'm there. Maybe I need to move to someplace where we can decide what time it is. I mean, now Daylight savings time is the law, but they're still argueing over whether to go to Eastern or Central. Does anyone really know what time it is?)

[Xeroc]

and such. Well,


(No one's ever on when I'm there. Maybe I need to move to someplace where we can decide what time it is. I mean, now Daylight savings time is the law, but they're still argueing over whether to go to Eastern or Central. Does anyone really know what time it is?)
Yes! It's time for Pie! :D

[danieldoof]

the cakes though


hey its time for pie everytime :wink:

[Xeroc]

having been good,

[danieldoof]

have not been

[Xeroc]

all that great

[danieldoof]

so there was

[Opium]

a new marketing

[danieldoof]

stategy that included

[NeoMatrix]

strategy to get

[Opium]

Martha Stewart helping

[danieldoof]

out with his

(sorry conan o'brien victim)

[Xeroc]

strategy involving strategies

[danieldoof]

about multiple use

[Xeroc]

of strategic strategies.

[e of pi]

However, no one

[Xeroc]

really thought that

[NeoMatrix]

a strategy could

[e of pi]

work like that,

[Opium]

because Martha Stewart


(You get Late Night with Conan O'brien in Germany? Sorry about that!)

[Xeroc]

was referenced too

[Opium]

in regards to

[Xeroc]

the red herring.

[danieldoof]

But the damn


(yeah it was on msnbc or nbc europe or whatever this channel is called
but they do not air here 24/7 anymore I guess at 5pm they are switching to a shopping channel so I cannot watch conan or leno)

[Xeroc]

dam held water

[danieldoof]

damn well back

[Xeroc]

as it was

[e of pi]

built by beavers

[danieldoof]

with enormous teeth

[e of pi]

and plaid polka-dots

[Xeroc]

who liked the

[NeoMatrix]

Monkies, the band,

[danieldoof]

the very first

[Opium]

band/tv show that

[NeoMatrix]

allowed actual monkies

5555 posts!

[e of pi]

to come onstage

Congrats!

[danieldoof]

and perform crazy

[e of pi]

stunt involving orangatans

[danieldoof]

and other hairy

[e of pi]

mammals of DOOOOOOM!

[NeoMatrix]

Anyway, the beavers

[Opium]

made a dam


(congrats on 5555!)

[NeoMatrix]

out of many

[Opium]

beta tapes from

[e of pi]

a dispenser at

[Opium]

1 cent each.

[NeoMatrix]

Beta Dam 1.0

[Opium]

was in England

[e of pi]

but failed and

[Opium]

moved to Hollywood

[e of pi]

leaving behind floodwaters

[Opium]

in swimming pools

[e of pi]

across the countryside.

[danieldoof]

It was that

[e of pi]

molment when Picard

[Opium]

realized he loved

[e of pi]

to buff his

[Opium]

wife Beverly's shuttlecraft

[e of pi]

with only the

[Opium]

entire crew of

[e of pi]

the Enterprise watching

[Opium]

him do it.

[e of pi]

Riker decided that

[Xeroc]

this was always

[e of pi]

a good way

[Xeroc]

to cook pie.

[e of pi]

So he got

[Xeroc]

a lot of

[e of pi]

redshirts, sliced them

[Xeroc]

into even groups

[e of pi]

then baking them

[Xeroc]

at 400° for

[NeoMatrix]

forty-seven hours and

[danieldoof]

five minutes until

[e of pi]

a toothpick inserted

[Xeroc]

somewhere near the

[danieldoof]

funny green fancywork

[NeoMatrix]

makes a noise

[e of pi]

like a pidgeon

[Xeroc]

on a Saturday

[NeoMatrix]

night after certain

[Opium]

rain cloud. Riker

[NeoMatrix]

took the pie

[e of pi]

to Wesley Crusher

[whoiam]

who found it

[e of pi]

deeply distubing. He

[Xeroc]

decided to tell

[e of pi]

Data but first