One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[Chancellor Valium]

This spectacular flop

[NeoMatrix]

smelled like a

[Chancellor Valium]

Hirogen mating mask

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because of the

[Xeroc]

you don't want

[NeoMatrix]

to go in

[e of pi]

to the room

[Opium]

. Meanwhile, George Lucas

[e of pi]

was being persued

[NeoMatrix]

by characters from

[Xeroc]

other franchises, demanding

[e of pi]

that he write

[Xeroc]

them in to

[e of pi]

the next Star

[Xeroc]

Wars movies, as

[Opium]

theirs had ended

[e of pi]

or were written

[Xeroc]

by other people.

[e of pi]

Berman and Braga,

[Xeroc]

were off in

[Opium]

the Star Wars

[Xeroc]

Universe, involved in

[Opium]

wowing Hayden Christensen

[Xeroc]

with all their

[Opium]

plot twists for

[Xeroc]

the brand new

[e of pi]

nuclear test program,

[NeoMatrix]

but then accidently

[Xeroc]

talked about their

[NeoMatrix]

secret plans to

[e of pi]

take over the

[Xeroc]

Universe using really

[Opium]

powerful acting techniques

[NeoMatrix]

that only the

[Chancellor Valium]

men in white

[Xeroc]

overcoats knew about.

[e of pi]

However, in a

[Xeroc]

dramatic attempt to

[Chancellor Valium]

destroy the fingles

[Xeroc]

of the third

[NeoMatrix]

matrix, Neo decided

[Xeroc]

to stop them

[KillerGodMan]

with a cake.

[Xeroc]

Naturally, this proved

[Opium]

quite effective, because

[Chancellor Valium]

the Time Lords

[Opium]

of "Star Wars"

[Chancellor Valium]

aka the Jedi

[NeoMatrix]

Knights of the

[Chancellor Valium]

very, very silly

[Xeroc]

dodecahedral table were

[Chancellor Valium]

Eating a cake.

[Xeroc]

In unrelated matters...

[Chancellor Valium]

Uncle Ugbug was

[NeoMatrix]

not eating cake

[Xeroc]

as he was

[NeoMatrix]

eating the last

[Opium]

vanillia icecream cone

[e of pi]

out of the

[NeoMatrix]

same freezer that

[Xeroc]

also stored the

[Chancellor Valium]

green eggs and

[NeoMatrix]

ham, which caused

[Chancellor Valium]

Sam-I-Am some irritation,

[Xeroc]

as he was

[Chancellor Valium]

eating green eggs

[Opium]

and ham ice-cream

[NeoMatrix]

sandwiches made by

[Xeroc]

the Hamscream factory

[Opium]

from planet Vulcan.

[Chancellor Valium]

This makes little

[e of pi]

sense because of

[Chancellor Valium]

the CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRS of

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DOOOOOOM! However, this

[Xeroc]

is also quite

[Opium]

logical because Spock

[Xeroc]

was directing the

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events as they

[Xeroc]

unfolded in the

[e of pi]

odd ways that

[Xeroc]

events tend to.

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The timeship Soon,

[Xeroc]

capable of traversing

[e of pi]

infinite space in

[Xeroc]

a soonosecond. It

[Chancellor Valium]

was !DEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD to

[NeoMatrix]

go 300 pages

[Chancellor Valium]

into the past.

[Xeroc]

This was because

[NeoMatrix]

we are bored

[Opium]

and like stories

[Xeroc]

with 3 words

[Chancellor Valium]

written by loonies

[Xeroc]

, and forumgoers, who

[NeoMatrix]

are pie crazy

[Xeroc]

and have a

[NeoMatrix]

community of friends

[Xeroc]

who hang out

[NeoMatrix]

online talking about

[Opium]

eTrektions and Anakin

[Chancellor Valium]

and TopHatMan, and

[Opium]

John, who was

[Xeroc]

dying again today

[NeoMatrix]

for Topic-Title, eTrektion,

[Opium]

and pie. This

[Chancellor Valium]

was pronounced "Ja-da

[NeoMatrix]

-voo", a condition

[Chancellor Valium]

that all the

[whoiam]

tribbles in klingon

[Chancellor Valium]

space were infected

[whoiam]

with by contaminated

[NeoMatrix]

Klingon blood. Many

[Xeroc]

waffles died that

[NeoMatrix]

awful day, sacrificing

[Xeroc]

themselves for the

[Opium]

greater Tribble cause

[Chancellor Valium]

, the Orb of

[Xeroc]

Stupidity, and lots

[NeoMatrix]

free syrup baths

[Xeroc]

in the great

[NeoMatrix]

frying pan of

[Xeroc]

all that is

[Chancellor Valium]

Most Verily Prophety,

[Opium]

and Astrologicalish. Kai

[Chancellor Valium]

Opaka re-appeared again

[Opium]

and danced the

[Chancellor Valium]

charleston with that

[Xeroc]

other person over

[Chancellor Valium]

there, who is

[Opium]

not TopHatMan but

[Chancellor Valium]

Karl, the midnight

[NeoMatrix]

dancing king. After

[Chancellor Valium]

the midnight-blue paint

[Xeroc]

dried, TopHatMan decided

[Opium]

to faux-finish the

[NeoMatrix]

food court's floors

[Xeroc]

with a shade

[Opium]

of burnt orange

[Xeroc]

and slightly textured

[Chancellor Valium]

puce. Karl was

[Opium]

alarmed by the

[Chancellor Valium]

confusing nature of

[Xeroc]

the colors and

[NeoMatrix]

landed his shuttle

[Xeroc]

in the jungle

[Opium]

to protest painting

[e of pi]

the last remaining

[Xeroc]

tile. They then

[e of pi]

moved on to

[Xeroc]

the ceiling and

[e of pi]

walls, followed by

[Xeroc]

the floors and

[e of pi]

grout, then cabinents.

[Xeroc]

All this painting

[NeoMatrix]

was for nothing

[Xeroc]

as the new

[e of pi]

owners of the

[Xeroc]

building really hated

[e of pi]

the new paint

[Xeroc]

as they didn't

[Opium]

like ugly colours

[Xeroc]

and tacky finishes.

[NeoMatrix]

The Omega Directive

(Note: Story Updated - http://www.geocities.com/taybar19/5MV32.html)

[Xeroc]

explicitly stated that


(Cool! 8))

[Lostoyannaya]

cheese was not

[Chancellor Valium]

to be eaten

[Lostoyannaya]

whilst on duty

~~Lostoyannaya

[e of pi]

on the bridge.

[Xeroc]

Unfortunately, the cheese

[Lostoyannaya]

had it's own

~~Lostoyannaya

[NeoMatrix]

secret agenda to

[Lostoyannaya]

make it's own

~~Lostoyannaya

[NeoMatrix]

redshirts, which arrive

[Lostoyannaya]

broken from Microsoft.

~~Lostoyannaya

[Chancellor Valium]

This was, of

[NeoMatrix]

course, wierd because

[Xeroc]

the negative energy

[Chancellor Valium]

of the Mandragora

[Lostoyannaya]

had nothing to...

~~Lostoyannaya

[NeoMatrix]

do with anything

[Chancellor Valium]

except that it

[Xeroc]

5.6 however [Error!].

[e of pi]

This error led

[Xeroc]

to gramaticarmageddon in

[NeoMatrix]

the year 2006

[e of pi]

, however, thankfully,

[NeoMatrix]

attention was diverted

[e of pi]

to the Olympics

[Xeroc]

as the gold

[Opium]

covered chocolate eggs

[NeoMatrix]

from Scottland defeated

[Chancellor Valium]

an antimacassar and

[Xeroc]

ski-jumpers from Snakistan.

[e of pi]

Meanwhile, on the

[NeoMatrix]

difficult par 5

[Opium]

mini-golf course, John

[Xeroc]

was putting around,

[Lostoyannaya]

whilst eating Sorbe.

~~Lostoyannaya

[Xeroc]

Unfortunately for him,

[Lostoyannaya]

the sorbe had...

~~Lostoyannaya

[Xeroc]

a high concentration

[Opium]

of chocolate chips

[Lostoyannaya]

and cheesy puffs

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[NeoMatrix]

in the basement

[Xeroc]

of John's house

[NeoMatrix]

along with the

[Scooter]

last two Mohicans

[NeoMatrix]

that love to

[Lostoyannaya]

eat the Gods

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[NeoMatrix]

' favorite holy pie.

[Xeroc]

After this rigamarole,

[Opium]

TopHatMan watched Star

[Chancellor Valium]

-Begotten, which was

[NeoMatrix]

a show about

[Opium]

the romance and

[NeoMatrix]

traggic end of

[Xeroc]

grammar and spelling.

[NeoMatrix]

In this episode,

[Opium]

Padme and Anakin

[NeoMatrix]

must find the

[Opium]

missing forumgoers of


(edit: WOOHOO page 300!) :D

[NeoMatrix]

The Morphine Party

(300 pages, another goal met)

[e of pi]

who would later

[Opium]

dance the waltz

[e of pi]

with Zuuke, insane

[NeoMatrix]

judge like Simon,

[Chancellor Valium]

the Serious Centipede,

[NeoMatrix]

and impatient Hare

[Opium]

Paula. This dance

[Xeroc]

of PUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPLE, would

[NeoMatrix]

not only cause

[Opium]

uncontrollable cheering, but

[NeoMatrix]

also a constant

[Xeroc]

flow of people

[Opium]

doing disco moves

[NeoMatrix]

while running out

[Xeroc]

on platform shoes.

[Opium]

Suddenly, Kirk arrived

[NeoMatrix]

unsurprisingly late, so

[e of pi]

the rest of

[NeoMatrix]

the pie was

[Opium]

now eaten by

[danieldoof]

the almost crazy

[Xeroc]

Zuke. However, there

[NeoMatrix]

was no indication

[e of pi]

of any Imperial

[Xeroc]

Cruisers, in the

[NeoMatrix]

sense that commas

[e of pi]

, indicating their presence,

[Xeroc]

were actually unneccesary,