One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]kissed him first.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But, Picard loved[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the clone more[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]than the clone




(catalina, don't bother about John. He's just there for people to abuse. Abuse him! :snarf:. Uh-oh. Is that Zeke I see bearing down on me? Ulp. RUN AWAY!)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of Bev Crusher[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]loved lima beans[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and John Sheridan.



[:runs for her life:][/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Death of[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Elivis's clone[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was quite impressive[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], but Elvis had[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]forty-six more clones[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that pretended to[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]be the same[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Elvis that died[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]47 years before[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the real elvis[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was born. Any future[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]parallel universes containing[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Elvis went crazy[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and blew up[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with dynomite of DOOM[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], after which John[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]looked real sad[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and started crying[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because he liked[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Elvis to[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]wiggle his you-know-what.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Now John coudn't[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]watch his beloved[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]be eaten by[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Elvis the Borg[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ravening wolves, because[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he was busy[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]getting away from[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Voyager's wrath[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for saving a redshirt[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from Chakotay's crash[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on some planet[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with a cave[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that was once inhabited[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by aliens that[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]crashed shuttles[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for sport. He[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]wanted Taya17 to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]marry him or[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]eat Swiss cheese[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from Archer's hand[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by using only[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a spoon[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]made of pizzabread[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that wasn't real[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]-ly Italian pizzabread[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]but Australian[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pizzabread Neelix made[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]back on his homeworld[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Everyone wondered what[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Archer was doing[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and whether taya[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]like the pizzabread[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neelix made.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Then John Sheridan[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]died. Everyone cheered.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Meanwhile, Neelix poisoned[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Janeway because she[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]mentioned John Sheridan[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]thrice in a[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]single sentence. She[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was annoyed so[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]she threw the poison[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]at Sheridan's body[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]while dancing the[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Macarena.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neither Paris nor[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Tuvok thought that[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]it was justified[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], so they joined[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a resistance group[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that is against[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]dancing the Macarena.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Members had to[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]stand in a circle[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and show everyone[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]how to dance[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to random songs[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], square-dance style.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]After the dancing,[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]members have to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]dance more, but[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]this time it[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]entailed pole-dancing.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Only one[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]spy has been[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]exposed after they[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]danced incorrectly to[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the music of[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Village People[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on purpose, because[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he wanted to[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]mock them for[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]silly membership initiations.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The other spies[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]laughed at John[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]while he[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]turned into a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]black cat due to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a miscalculation in[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]height and color[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by Evil Future[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Elf. Guy. Mission. Thing.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from the planet[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Of Fuzzy Little[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Elves. Guys. Missions. Things.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That. Self. Destruct.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]In. The. Middle.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Of. A. Sentence..[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]All inhabitants[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]wanted to party[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]so they did.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]However, Voyager ruined[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]it by letting Chakotay[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]crash the party[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]AND a shuttle[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]all at the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]same time, and[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]making Chakotay angry[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by letting him pay[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for every shuttle[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in pennies only.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Chakotay went looking[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for Penny Prophet[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to make a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]lot of profit[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by sacrificing his[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]First Penny[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that his grandfather[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ever gave him.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Tim Taylor fell[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on a cat[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]while stringing lights[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]around a pointy[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]object used for[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]staking vampires and[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]getting rid of[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]other demons like[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]demonized tribbles and[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]other enemies of Klingons[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that use phasers[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]instead of bat'leths.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Klingons wanted to[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]use disruptors, but[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]they were out[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hurting Breen. The



ONE THOUSAND! YEAH![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]First Evil Breen[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who couldn't be harmed[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by the normal[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]poisoned pizza pies[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from John Sheridan[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Orlando Bloom[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], escaped safely, but[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the rest died[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from a heart[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]made of lead[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]which John Sheridan[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]made into Borg[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nanoprobes Of DOOM![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Orlando Bloom cried[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because John Sheridan[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]used his heart[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to turn Riker[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]into the best[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]figure skater ever.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Olympic Judges[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]were so impressed[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by Riker's performance[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that they commended[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]him by giving[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]him John Sheridan's[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]favorite tribble and[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]this made John[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]angry, so Picard[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]locked Riker away[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with the tribble[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], which made Sheridan[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cry like a[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](n) upset labrador retriever.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I don't want[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]him to have[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]my picture of[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]my dearest, beloved[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]wife and sister[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], Delenn the Tribble.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John broke into[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tears when he[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]entered Riker's cell[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and saw Delenn[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in the corner[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]trembling like a[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]kid that just[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]got hit by[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]bearded lady with[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]an oversized handbag.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Riker laughed as

(Taya, this is helping you alot in the standings)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he poked Delenn


(it figures! And I get to write J/D fanfic in the process... go me! :runs:)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]where Tribbles hated[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to be poked[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], which made Delenn[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]scream in frustration[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. The tribble shrieking[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]broke all the[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]bones in Riker's[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]frog, Fred, so[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Riker threw Delenn[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to the hounds[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Luckily, John was[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]covered in steaks[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]which the hounds[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]preffered over Delenn.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Picard couldnt help[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]laughing when John[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cried "owwy owwy"[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and got eaten,[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]but this made[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Crusher run around[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]screaming "Frell nooooo!"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Josie appeared and[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ate the tribbles[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and freed Riker[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from his imprisonment.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John and Delenn[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]were reunited in[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]47 minutes, then[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]died suddenly because[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Arnold blew up[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]their shuttle of[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]DOOM! Riker laughed[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]evilly, because[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Picard and Crusher[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]were very sad[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because their kissingscene[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](that's cheating!)
(hmm hey i can cheat too)

wasinterruptedby theveryloudexplosion sotheydecided


:D[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tomoveto DS9wherehappytheywrote lotsofhappyshipperendings


((this is my brain deprived of slepp, which it needs NOW!))

((slepp...is it sleep or johny depp, even im not sure...))[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for the forumgoers.


(puts situation back under control.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Picard and Crusher[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]thus revived John[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with a head-bonk[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]using his tribble,[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]LOTR, a pie,[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and a dead[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]frog, which belonged[/color:post_uid0]