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10-03-2003, 03:26 AM
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 ost_uid0]And here's Five-Minute "Extinction."I'll have to ask you to bear with me one more day for the event. Â It's almost ready, but I want to really get it right, and if I rushed to finish by tonight it wouldn't be. Â I'm sorry I stated a timeline I couldn't keep.[/color ost_uid0]
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction 
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10-03-2003, 03:51 AM
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ost_uid0]It's OK Zeke.[quote ost_uid0]Archer: There's the Xindi ship. Any life signs?Sato: Just a couple of lizards and their kids. Archer: Oh, there's lizard Xindi now?[/quote ost_uid0]*sniggers* So that's where they got off to... My other favorite parts included [quote ost_uid0]T'Pol: Whoaaaaaa. I'm either mutating or really stoned. But Vulcans have outlawed stoning, so I must be mutating. Good old logic.... Phlox: I need T'Pol's DNA first. I'm a little fuzzy on what DNA is, but I don't think I can get it from her hairbrush or a blood sample or any of the hundreds of times I've scanned her. ... [i ost_uid0]Captain's Starloog:[/iost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]And all the scenes containing any "oog"ing.  [/colorost_uid0]
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10-03-2003, 04:03 AM
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ost_uid0]Definitely a chuckle or two in there. :lol: Choice bits: [quote ost_uid0] Archer: Oh, good. Let's go take a look. Reed, Hoshi, come along. Sato: Why me? Archer: Because there may be corpses. ----------- Archer: Mutating? That's ridiculoog. ----------- Mayweather: Sure, things look grim for the Subcommander now. But if she survives she gets a Kit Kat bar for winning the contest. [/quote ost_uid0]  [quote ost_uid0]Phlox: I must say, I've never seen Mr. Reed so desperate to get out of decon.[/quoteost_uid0] Double [quote ost_uid0]Primate Archer: Goin' down to Urquat, gonna have myself a time....Primate Sato: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.... Primate Archer: Goin' down to Urquat, gonna leave my woes behind.... [/quote ost_uid0]... and if you look [iost_uid0]reeeaal[/iost_uid0] careful, you can glimpse Les Claypool over behind the tree. [/colorost_uid0]
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10-03-2003, 05:18 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]... and if you look reeeaal careful, you can glimpse Les Claypool over behind the tree.[/quoteost_uid0]Who?[/color ost_uid0]
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10-03-2003, 05:42 AM
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ost_uid0]"Oog [iost_uid0]oog[/iost_uid0] oog." (Sorry, couldn't resist that.) I had more than a few good cackles at the fiver, Zeke.Sa'ar: If I'm right, it's Les Claypool of Primus, of South Park title fame... [/colorost_uid0]
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10-03-2003, 05:43 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]I'm sorry I stated a timeline I couldn't keep. [/quoteost_uid0]That's OK, Zeke. We're the patient type. Â For example, I'm going to wait half a year until my relatives in the U.S. visit and give me the tapes of ENT they've been taping for me, just so I'll be able to read your new fiver. Â :bigsmile:[/color ost_uid0]
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10-03-2003, 05:54 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Sa'ar: If I'm right, it's Les Claypool of Primus, of South Park title fame... [/quoteost_uid0]Who? [quote ost_uid0]For example, I'm going to wait half a year until my relatives in the U.S. visit and give me the tapes of ENT they've been taping for me, just so I'll be able to read your new fiver.[/quoteost_uid0]Who needs to see the episode? Zeke's fivers are worth reading in their own right.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-03-2003, 09:52 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Tucker: Glad you think so. In fact, how 'bout we make it even shorter and call it Enty?Archer: No. Tucker: Entei? Archer: No. Tucker: Entmoot? Archer: No....[/quote ost_uid0]:howls and wipes tears from eyes: Too hasty, Trip, hoom hum! You don't need to hear it again, but great fiver, Zekums! And we'll wait forever for the event if we need to. Well, maybe not forever but close.  [/colorost_uid0]
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10-03-2003, 11:47 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Phlox: I'm torn. On the one hand, you make a good moral point. On the other, I hate morality.[/quoteost_uid0]Phlox in fivers is great.[/color ost_uid0]
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"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?" "I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
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10-03-2003, 02:39 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Primate Sato: Great, now she's waking up and we have to start talking caveman again.T'Pol: Wh... where am I? Primate Sato: Oog. T'Pol: That's what I figured. [/quote ost_uid0]LOL![/color ost_uid0]
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10-03-2003, 03:08 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Derek"][quoteost_uid0]Phlox: I'm torn. On the one hand, you make a good moral point. On the other, I hate morality.[/quoteost_uid0]Phlox in fivers is great.[/quote ost_uid0]I agree with that. To the same tune:[quote ost_uid0]Phlox: I need T'Pol's DNA first. I'm a little fuzzy on what DNA is, but I don't think I can get it from her hairbrush or a blood sample or any of the hundreds of times I've scanned her. [/quoteost_uid0]Great fiver as always, Zeke[/color ost_uid0]
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