October 17 & 18

[Marc]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Archer: If I let you go off stun, I'd have to let Reed go off stun. That's a precedent I really don't want to set.

Mayweather: 1.2 kilograms mined. 1.21 kilograms mined. 1.22 --
Tucker: You don't have to report every few seconds.
Mayweather: I'm making the most of this piddling little B-plot. You would too if it were all you had.

Hawkins: Yeah, it's not like Vulcans would ever be savage.
Reed: (down the hall) Aaaaaa! Not there! Stop it!
T'Pol: Indeed not.

Archer: T'Pol, we killed that zombie two minutes ago. You can stop kicking it in the crotch any time now.
T'Pol: Ex-boyfriend.

Sato: Really? Tell him to say hi to Wesley for me in ancient Coptic.

T'Pol: (over the comm) Captain, the anomalies are increasing as we approach the sphere.
Archer: I figured. Porthos's water dish just got twisted into a Klein bottle and he wants me to tell him whether the water's inside or outside it.

T'Pol: All spheres are the same shape as a water polo ball.
Archer: It's still worth noting. [/quoteost_uid0]

Good stuff -- including those painfully funny kicking jokes in "Impulse".[/colorost_uid0]