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11-25-2003, 02:57 AM
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 ost_uid0]Here's the new TJI: "Jackson facing hobbit-molestation charges."[/color ost_uid0]
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11-25-2003, 03:33 AM
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ost_uid0]You, sir, are a sick puppy. I like that.I'll leave the quoting to others. They seem to enjoy that.[/color ost_uid0]
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11-25-2003, 11:35 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]"[...] five minutes long." (Mr. Wood has been fined for his unauthorized use of a trademarked phrase.) [/quoteost_uid0]:lol: Since I had a shot at being first (almost), I had to pick my favorite one. I also enjoyed the blurb to Tom Bombadil, who has more leverage to the story than he is given credit for, IMHO. This TJI was *definitely* worth the wait, Zeke.[/color ost_uid0]
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11-25-2003, 12:46 PM
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ost_uid0]Great TJI, Zeke. My favorite part is "Bright blue my jacket is, and my boots are yellow, / Peter Jackson left us out, and he can go to hell-o." But the whole thing was great.[/colorost_uid0]
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11-25-2003, 07:18 PM
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ost_uid0]The Tom Bombadil line was definitely great. I was also just waiting for this one from the first line on: [quote ost_uid0]"November 24: Jackson arrested. V. good," logged very secret diarist Cassandra Claire. "Pervy hobbit-fancier."[/quoteost_uid0]Hail TJI, flowing fount of sentiment! All hail, all hail, divine emollient![/color ost_uid0]
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11-25-2003, 07:25 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]"These accusations against Peter are outrageous," said Frodo actor Elijah Wood. "I've never felt remotely threatened by him. Though I guess this would explain all those slow, lingering closeup shots of Frodo and Sam. There's one in Return of the King that's like five minutes long."[/quoteost_uid0]Finally we get an answer to this,  Very funny article![/color ost_uid0]
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11-25-2003, 07:32 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Mr. Jackson caused an uproar by dangling a stuffed Frodo figure off a balcony. Plush-protection groups were outraged at his apparent lack of concern for the toy's safety.[/quoteost_uid0]:lol: [quote ost_uid0]"November 24: Jackson arrested. V. good," logged very secret diarist Cassandra Claire. "Pervy hobbit-fancier."[/quoteost_uid0]Heeheehee. Good job, Zeke.[/color ost_uid0]
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