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10: Cadet Geordi LaForge: Titanic, following an unfortunate incident with the Academy Swim Team.
9: Cadet Data: Waterwing, following the aforementioned unfortunate incident.
8: Cadet Kathryn Janeway: Javaway.
7: Cadet Julian Bashir: Casasupernova, after his every attempt to ask out female cadets exploded spectacularly.
6: Cadet Benjamin Lafayette Sisko: Afroman, after his hairstyle. Suspected of causing latent mental trauma which manifested itself later in life around the end of Season 4.
5: Cadet Worf: Black Widower, after every one of his girlfriends ended up in sickbay with broken bones and a restraining order.
4: Cadet Chakotay: The Spruce Goose, for obvious reasons.
3: Cadet Christopher Pike: No nickname, but voted Most Likely To Be Suceeded.
2: Cadet Spock: Again, no nickname, mostly because anyone who tried to give him one woke up with a stiff neck and no pants.
1: Cadet Uhura: Odysseus, in a cruel and rather obscure mockery of her lack of a first name.

Remind me not to do this thread when I'm tired and uncreative.

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