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03-13-2004, 05:07 AM
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 ost_uid0]Finally, a new fiver! Sa'ar Chasm makes his sixth contribution to 5MV with Deep Space Nine's "Sanctuary." This is a really good one, and he's been waiting four months for me to publish it, so lots of comments, hmm?[/colorost_uid0]
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03-13-2004, 05:52 AM
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ost_uid0]In the words of the Skreeans (according to the closed captioning), "Wow! Far out!"  [/colorost_uid0]
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03-13-2004, 06:05 AM
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ost_uid0]A good one it is, and rife with references, allusions and pop-culture gibberish. Favorite quote: [quote ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Haneek:[/bost_uid0] Welcome, you poor, tired flaking masses yearning to breathe without someone else's elbow in your face. You're now free from cruel oppression and mindless bureaucracy.[b ost_uid0]Odo:[/bost_uid0] Please have your declaration forms signed and filled out in triplicate. No knitting needles permitted on the Promenade.[/quote ost_uid0] although I liked this one a lot, too: [quote ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Haneek:[/bost_uid0] My people are on a great Exodus. Until recently we were oppressed, but our oppressors were conquered by the Dominion.[b ost_uid0]Bashir:[/bost_uid0] What's that smell?[b ost_uid0]Odo:[/bost_uid0] Foreshadowing.[/quote ost_uid0]Heh. :lol:[/color ost_uid0]
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03-13-2004, 06:17 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0][bost_uid0]Haneek:[/bost_uid0] Bah weep grah nah weep ninibong?[/quoteost_uid0]Ooh, a Transformers joke! That makes me happy, very happy indeed. [quote ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Tumek:[/bost_uid0] Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied. [/quoteost_uid0]And the Gouvernator! Hilarious, all in all. Well done, geo-logical man. Gatac[/color ost_uid0]
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03-13-2004, 11:53 AM
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ost_uid0]Heh. This is good. I like this. My favourite bit us undoubtedly:[quote ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Nog[/bost_uid0]: Cool, the new wanted posters are up. This is only reason I like coming to your office. Hey, this guy's got the death sentence in twelve systems.[b ost_uid0]Odo[/bost_uid0]: He'll be careful.[b ost_uid0]Nog[/bost_uid0]: He'll be dead! [/quoteost_uid0]:lol: No [i ost_uid0]Logan's Run[/iost_uid0] jokes though? Oh well. I suppose you can't have everything.[/colorost_uid0]
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03-13-2004, 01:59 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Kira: And here we have the Circus Maximus. Please keep your hands to yourself.Tumak: Oo! Ee! Ooh ah ah! Odo: No, you can't have that. Tumak: Ting! Tang! Odo: No, you can't have that either. Tumak: Walla walla bingbang! Odo: Why couldn't something simple come through the wormhole... like kender?[/quote ost_uid0]:lol: Now just to remember the tune to that...[/color ost_uid0]
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03-13-2004, 10:32 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Tumak: Oo! Ee! Ooh ah ah!Odo: No, you can't have that. Tumak: Ting! Tang! Odo: No, you can't have that either. Tumak: Walla walla bingbang![/quote ost_uid0]:lol: [quote ost_uid0]Haneek: Welcome, you poor, tired flaking masses yearning to breathe without someone else's elbow in your face. You're now free from cruel oppression and mindless bureaucracy.Odo: Please have your declaration forms signed and filled out in triplicate. No knitting needles permitted on the Promenade.[/quote ost_uid0][i ost_uid0][bost_uid0]BWAHAHAHAAA![/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0] [imgost_uid0]http://img9.photobucket.com/albums/v27/Sloublues/Smilies/burn.png[/imgost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Nog: Cool, the new wanted posters are up. This is only reason I like coming to your office. Hey, this guy's got the death sentence in twelve systems.Odo: He'll be careful. Nog: He'll be dead![/quote ost_uid0]:lol:[/color ost_uid0]
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03-14-2004, 12:00 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Haneek: Now we are seeking our Promised Land.O'Brien: I hope it doesn't take forty years. Bashir: Their leaders are women. They'll stop and ask for directions. [/quote ost_uid0]Bwahhah [quote ost_uid0]Haneek: I've almost figured out the real name of Kentanna. So far I've got B something J O something.Kira: Bijou? Never heard of it. Hmm... maybe it's... Bajor. (beat) Bajor? But we couldn't possibly support you! We'd all starve! We're doomed! DOOMED! [/quote ost_uid0]DOOOOOOOOMED! [quote ost_uid0]Bajoran: (over the comm) Sorry, sir. The stabilisers on his ship were shot. He just shook apart. There's nothing left but a little pile of dust.Haneek: Sweep him up and bring him home. We'll give him a decent burial under the rug. [/quote ost_uid0]Hee hee hee. Funny! Am I too sleepy or are there no Monty Python references at all? Edit for the sole reason of putting this into the post [img ost_uid0]http://img9.photobucket.com/albums/v27/Sloublues/Smilies/burn.png[/imgost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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03-14-2004, 12:57 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Am I too sleepy or are there no Monty Python references at all?[/quoteost_uid0]Your fatigue-addled wits do not deceive you - there are no Monty Python references. However, I did include at least one Star Wars stea^H^H^H homage, so it's OK. [quote ost_uid0]DOOOOOOOOMED! [/quoteost_uid0]The line after that was supposed to be the punchline, but it was rather obscure and I'm not surprised nobody's picked up on it. Marc or Derek might get it - they both seem to have impressive stores of arcane lore. Thanks for the accolades, folks. I have to agree with Zeke that this is my best one yet - it's certainly my best solo effort. Body Parts and The Muse make me cringe now, but I'm proud of this one. [quote ost_uid0]...he's been waiting four months for me to publish it...[/quoteost_uid0]But that's still only half as long as it took me to write it. I had a lengthy bout of apathy/despair in the middle.[/color ost_uid0]
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03-14-2004, 08:35 AM
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ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]But that's still only half as long as it took me to write it.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]Good lord, has it been that long?Yike.[/color ost_uid0]
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03-14-2004, 07:18 PM
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[quote
ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]DOOOOOOOOMED! [/quoteost_uid0]The line after that was supposed to be the punchline, but it was rather obscure and I'm not surprised nobody's picked up on it. Marc or Derek might get it - they both seem to have impressive stores of arcane lore.[/color ost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]That one did have a vaguely familiar ring to it, but I haven't tried to chase it down. Whence came it?[/colorost_uid0]
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03-14-2004, 08:59 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]That one did have a vaguely familiar ring to it, but I haven't tried to chase it down. Whence came it?[/quoteost_uid0]It's not really taken from anywhere. "Stop being so theatrical" relates back to bijou in Kira's line - Bijou Theatre. Like I said, obscure.[/color ost_uid0]
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03-14-2004, 09:15 PM
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ost_uid0]Okay, that works. I've been operating with about half a brain, lately, or it might have occurred to me sooner.[/colorost_uid0]
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03-15-2004, 06:48 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Haneek: Oh, stop being so theatrical and help me tell the crones.[/quoteost_uid0]And this one brought [i ost_uid0]Macbeth[/iost_uid0] to mind...I haven't seen the actual episode, Sa'ar, but I thoroughly enjoyed the fiver! [/colorost_uid0]
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