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ost_uid0]And here's the new fiver: "The Galileo Seven," by IJD GAF. This is the latest in what appears to be a concerted effort to wipe out the original series' first season. (Speaking of 5MST, longtime readers will remember that that subsite's birthday is around this time of year. Indeed, it's February 22. Unfortunately, the celebration will be slightly delayed this year, but I guarantee it'll be worth the wait.) I'm leaving for Waterloo tomorrow morning to check out their grad program, so I'll be out of touch till Sunday afternoon. I've asked Kira to make the next couple of updates; I know she has at least one fiver to entertain you with, so you'll have fun. See you when I get back.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Oh, good - Kira, we miss you! [/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Strangely enough, IJD, I just watched that episode last night. Nice timing on the fiver.Great fiver all around. Those eunuchs make is sound like Kirk has a harem.... which I suppose isn't [i ost_uid0]that[/i ost_uid0] out of character.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]My favorite bits were[quote ost_uid0]Ferris: With all due respect, I believe you simply like the word "quasar".Kirk: What would give you a quazy notion like that? ... Captain's Log: Though I have completely burned out all of my taste buds, the reaction of the crewmembers around me indicates that my breath is delightfully minty and fresh.[/quote ost_uid0] [/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Spock: Spock to Enterprise; our instruments have become unreliable and we must attempt an emergency landing. Uhura: We're being hailed by the shuttlecraft Galileo, but the signal is very weak. I think Spock is saying that his strumpets are undeniably tempting.[/quote ost_uid0]Good way to get Kirk's attention![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0](The Enterprise alters its course at Quazy Speed) [/quote ost_uid0]:lol: I've said it before and I'll say it again - yay for TOS fives![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Spock:[/b ost_uid0] I do not understand the actions of these creatures. They are entirely illogical.[b ost_uid0]Creature:[/b ost_uid0] Duh. (throws spear) [/quote ost_uid0]Heh. Another good fiver, IJD. [quote ost_uid0]Ferris: With all due respect, I believe you simply like the word "quasar".Kirk: What would give you a quazy notion like that? [/quote ost_uid0]Nebulanebulanebula ... ![]() And liked the blurb, too. (Shuttle is apparently not equipped with a chakotaymeter, either. )[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0="Standback"][color=#000000 ost_uid0]Oh, good - Kira, we miss you! [/color ost_uid0][/quote ost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]She's just been busy. Really, really, really busy.[/color ost_uid0]
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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ost_uid0]Also, pneumonia. Really, really bad pneumonia.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Also, pneumonia. Really, really bad pneumonia.[/quote ost_uid0]Still?[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]^^ Ooo, that's no good. [/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Oooo. Be well. Is it better, or are you still sick?[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000 ost_uid0]Still?[/color ost_uid0][/quote ost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]No, that was influenza (I think). I got pneumonia on top of that -- probably thanks to pulling 9 hour days while I was sick and running a fever -- but a good course of antibiotics took care of it. I'm still getting over the backlash from being sick and not eating for so long, but I think I've kicked it for the most part.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]I got pneumonia on top of that -- probably thanks to pulling 9 hour days while I was sick and running a fever[/quote ost_uid0]Warning: graduate studies may be hazardous to your health. [quote ost_uid0]I'm still getting over the backlash from being sick and not eating for so long, but I think I've kicked it for the most part.[/quote ost_uid0]Good to hear. Now you can get back to running yourself into the ground. Why do we do this to ourselves, again? (Says the guy who keeps sleeping in and missing class)[/color ost_uid0]
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[quote
ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000 ost_uid0]Now you can get back to running yourself into the ground. Â Why do we do this to ourselves, again?[/color ost_uid0][/quote ost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]Duh, for the money.No, wait....[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]I`ve just read the fiver... it`s GREAT! Kudos, IJD, all the jokes are hilarious, and Kirk has never been wackier! [/color ost_uid0]
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