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Old 03-27-2004, 04:49 AM
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The gig went good. Â I had three solos, each one squeakier than the last -- no, seriously, it went well. Â Among other things, we played something I brought in: the theme from [iost_uid0]Super Mario World[/iost_uid0]. Â It sounded surprisingly good coming from a jazz band.


New fiver today, and from one of the last series you'd probably have guessed: [iost_uid0]Charmed[/iost_uid0]. Â Forumgoer catalina marina makes her 5MV debut with "Baby's First Demon." Â She's been nagging me to publish this for some time, and it's worthy of the nagging. Â Enjoy.


Oh, and Taya17 has found photographic proof of water on Mars![/colorost_uid0]

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Old 03-27-2004, 05:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Paige: We could scry for the Demonic Market with the athame one of the demons left behind.
Piper: If that's the closest we can get to technobabble, it'll *have* to work.

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Brilliant fiver, Cat!

And 17--I laughed my ass off when your item came up. Well, inside, I did.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 03-27-2004, 05:48 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Baby: Then give me a friggin' name!
Piper: Shut up, you're not in this scene.
Baby: Meh.

...
Leo: Aww, he wants a name so badly, he's crying over it.
Baby: No, doofus, I'm being attacked by demons!
Leo: Oh.

...
Secretary: (coming in) Leo just called. Again. He asks if you'd like to come home before the third attack... or something.
Phoebe: The third?[/quoteost_uid0]

:lol: Very enjoyable, catalina! I bet the blurb will be good, too :smile:[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 03-27-2004, 05:49 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Funny fiver, though doubtless its wasted on me because I don't really like [iost_uid0]Charmed[/iost_uid0].

Oh, and one thwapping to 17 for that despicable visual pun.

*[bost_uid0][iost_uid0]THWAP![/iost_uid0][/bost_uid0]*[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 03-29-2004, 09:47 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Thank you, thank you. :smile:

[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"]I bet the blurb will be good, too :smile:[/quoteost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]The girls struggle with a certain baby who will not remain nameless.[/quoteost_uid0]
Indeed. Very nice. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 03-29-2004, 09:40 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Mwahahaha! I just read it again.

[quoteost_uid0]Phoebe: Where is Paige, anyway?
Paige's Note: Gone to market. Back "soon."
Piper: Uh-oh. The infamous S-word. Let's go find her.[/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Leo: There are absolutely no demons to be found in the entire house.
Piper: Then why does the alarm keep going off?
Baby: Because I want a name, dammit.
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Even though [iost_uid0]Charmed[/iost_uid0] annoys me a little, I really liked the fiver!

I sense The Force within you, Cat. Write more fivers, fast![/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"]Oh, and one thwapping to 17 for that despicable visual pun.

*[bost_uid0][iost_uid0]THWAP![/iost_uid0][/bost_uid0]*[/quoteost_uid0]

Ex-squeeze moi?

It was [iost_uid0][bost_uid0]NIC CORELLI[/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0] who sent me that photo in the first place! Hello?

Ever wondered WHY the name of the .jpg was [iost_uid0]in Croatian[/iost_uid0]?

Yeah, now you know.

::THWAPBACK::[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Ever wondered WHY the name of the .jpg was in Croatian?

Dabogda Čekotej cijeli život hodao unatraške i kupovao retrovizore![/quoteost_uid0]

Call me crazy...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Call me crazy...[/quoteost_uid0]
You just gave me a great idea for the LJ account we're going to get you. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]You just gave me a great idea for the LJ account we're going to get you. [/quoteost_uid0]

You can lead a mule to water, but you can't make him post.

Or something.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 03-30-2004, 04:36 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I knew I was going to get thwapped, but it was worth it.

[quoteost_uid0]You can lead a mule to water, but you can't make him post.[/quoteost_uid0]

Can't you just tie the donkey [iost_uid0]to[/iost_uid0] the post?[/colorost_uid0]
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