View Full Version : You Are Unable To Handle The Truth
Xeroc
10-01-2005, 09:57 PM
That's just a blooper quote, that doesn't count as truth!
This is true.
whoiam
10-01-2005, 11:15 PM
Or would be, were you not a DFJ - Delusional Forum Junkie
I just made up the acronym DFJ
NeoMatrix
10-02-2005, 03:30 AM
You yourself are actually a DFJ, therefore having the delusion that you are the one that made it up, just like Al Gore thinking he invented the internet
The first letter of the greek alphabet is "Alpha"
e of pi
10-27-2005, 10:53 PM
No, it's not.
This is thread necromancy.
whoiam
10-28-2005, 12:46 AM
Not really, its actually Thread Resuscitation.
I have a stack of fanta cans on my desk, 8 cans tall...
e of pi
10-28-2005, 02:27 AM
No, I snuck in and added another. It's 9 cans tall.
I can't find how to install fonts in Windows 2000.
whoiam
10-28-2005, 01:19 PM
No, that's not a computer, its a spoon...
Windows 95, 96, 97, 98 - I've used them all!
e of pi
10-28-2005, 09:56 PM
Not unless you've used XP and NT.
That table is cedar.
Xeroc
10-28-2005, 10:24 PM
Not really, it also has small amounts of metal, bacteria, air, etc.
These are words.
e of pi
10-28-2005, 10:39 PM
No, they're anagrams of various groups of random letters that happen to form words.
I have the highest post rate on the forum.
Xeroc
10-28-2005, 10:59 PM
Actually, it costs more post to ship something overseas than to where you are. So, the post rate would be greater for other posters!
I almost have 3,000 posts!
e of pi
10-29-2005, 12:47 AM
No, you have more than 3000 posts.
I have homework. Dang.
whoiam
10-29-2005, 03:18 PM
No, you had homework. Its done now.
I want 3000 posts!
e of pi
10-29-2005, 05:51 PM
No, first you want to take care of the first 500.
whoiam
10-29-2005, 07:15 PM
(you need to put down a 'truth' of your own for me to contradict, e of pi...)
NeoMatrix
10-29-2005, 07:37 PM
The truth is out there. You must go find it
whoiam
10-29-2005, 07:44 PM
(Gasp! e of pi and Neomatrix are the same person!)
No, the truth is right here. Next to the boxes where we keep the arc of the covenant.
I have 10 foxes in these boxes.
e of pi
10-29-2005, 08:10 PM
The truth was there the whole time.
Xeroc
10-29-2005, 09:16 PM
All lies! They're all lies!
This is this.
Anonymous
10-29-2005, 09:31 PM
No, this is that.
I am happy.
e of pi
10-29-2005, 09:39 PM
No, I'm unhappy because it logged me out again.
I was the guest.
Xeroc
10-29-2005, 10:05 PM
That's what they want you to think.
True is the opposite of false.
e of pi
10-29-2005, 10:07 PM
Not always.
Blue is the color oppisite of orange.
whoiam
10-29-2005, 11:25 PM
Not if you lay them out in a line.
I need a bigger desk.
e of pi
10-29-2005, 11:37 PM
Not if you kept it clean.
I need to do my math homework.
whoiam
10-30-2005, 12:54 AM
No, you'd be better off faking illness at the handin time.
I don't do maths.
Xeroc
10-30-2005, 03:38 AM
Ah, but you do math, no?
You just posted below me.
whoiam
10-30-2005, 02:27 PM
Not at the time of writing, I hadn't.
Maths and Math are the same thing.
Xeroc
10-31-2005, 05:28 AM
Obviously if maths is plural of math, then maths = x * math, where x > 1 then, obviously maths > math, and that's definitely not equal!
This is a post.
e of pi
10-31-2005, 05:53 AM
No, it's a reply to a topic.
I need sleep. Bad.
whoiam
10-31-2005, 05:35 PM
Nah, you needing sleep is good - it gives the forum some time off
My shoulder hurts
e of pi
10-31-2005, 09:53 PM
There's a pill for that...
I keep getting logged out.
Xeroc
11-05-2005, 06:07 AM
Or maybe you keep getting logged in as guest? ;)
2 + 2 = 2 * 2 = 2 ^ 2
whoiam
11-05-2005, 06:27 AM
except you are working in base 2, and so the number 2 is invalid.
1*1=1
Xeroc
11-05-2005, 06:29 AM
ERROR: The left side of the = operation must be a variable or memory address, not an expression.
true
e of pi
11-05-2005, 07:51 PM
No, false.
The fastest redshirt death is in the TOS episode "The Apple".
A person
11-06-2005, 10:30 PM
No, he was beamed away a split second before he died.
I like cheese.
e of pi
11-06-2005, 11:04 PM
No, you only think you do.
I have a laptop.
whoiam
11-07-2005, 12:11 AM
No, its actually a palm-top.
My computer's size is not body-part-related.
e of pi
11-07-2005, 01:40 AM
No, it is, you just don't think about it that way.
I was kinda rude this afternoon.
A person
11-07-2005, 04:20 AM
No, you were just misguided.
I should be doing my homework right now.
whoiam
11-07-2005, 04:53 PM
No, it should have been done hours ago.
I just had a computing lab.
Xeroc
11-07-2005, 06:58 PM
No, you just used a computing lab, you never actually had it. :)
I am in the fora.
danieldoof
11-07-2005, 07:09 PM
HA, you are not...you just misteriously left.
my computer can make funny noises.
Xeroc
11-07-2005, 07:12 PM
--- OR CAN IT?
This sentence is repetively repetitive, this sentence is.
danieldoof
11-07-2005, 07:16 PM
not if you don't read it
a tree in a forrest that is falling down does not make any noise if nobody is there to listen.
Xeroc
11-07-2005, 07:24 PM
But if you record the sound, then play it back, you will most definitely hear noise!
This is this which is not that which is that.
e of pi
11-07-2005, 10:50 PM
No it isn't.
The Three Commandments of Law
1. If the law is on your side, pound the law.
2. If the facts are on your side pound the facts.
3. If neither is on your side, pound the table.
A person
11-07-2005, 11:10 PM
Your wrong.
A person thinks that he is tired.
e of pi
11-08-2005, 01:09 AM
Yes, but he's wrong.
I made my own desktop image and everything you know is wrong.
A person
11-10-2005, 11:02 PM
No, you're just confused.
I said BOO!!!!
e of pi
11-11-2005, 01:48 AM
No, you said !!!!OOB
I've seen too much of the play The Collected Works of William Shakespear, Abridged.
A person
11-11-2005, 01:50 AM
No, you just think you have.
No, I said BOO!!!!!!
e of pi
11-11-2005, 01:52 AM
No, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
I need a "frickin Huge" font size.
A person
11-11-2005, 01:54 AM
No, I need the frickin huge font size.
No, I said BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
e of pi
11-11-2005, 01:55 AM
No, you said A-Boom-Chicka-Boom!
You said A-Boom-Chicka-Boom!
A person
11-11-2005, 01:56 AM
No, you just think I said that.
I said a boom-chickarocka-chicarocka-chicaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
e of pi
11-11-2005, 01:59 AM
No, you said it much LOOUUDER!!
I thought that might have just been a USA thing.
A person
11-11-2005, 02:00 AM
LOL, most of the things that used to be USA are worldwide now... (dang westernization....)
No, you just think I said it louder.
I said hi.
e of pi
11-11-2005, 02:02 AM
No, you said goodbye, I said hello.
The Beatles rocked.
A person
11-11-2005, 02:07 AM
No, they only rocked in your head.
I like candy.
e of pi
11-11-2005, 02:09 AM
No, you like the taste of the sucrose in the candy.
Sucrose is made up of a glusose bonded through dehydration synthesis with fructose.
A person
11-11-2005, 02:11 AM
No, not in my alternate reality it isn't.
These forums need more emoticons :D .
e of pi
11-11-2005, 02:12 AM
No. I rarely use 'em anyway :D :shock: :? 8) :( :) :o :lol: :cry: :wink: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!:
I have nearly 500 posts.
A person
11-11-2005, 02:16 AM
No, it depends on how you define close.
I'm closer to 100 posts than you are to 500 posts :P .
e of pi
11-11-2005, 02:16 AM
Not anymore.
Now we're tied.
A person
11-11-2005, 02:29 AM
No, I've pulled into the lead!!!
I've almost won!!
e of pi
11-11-2005, 02:30 AM
I win.
I have 500.
A person
11-11-2005, 02:32 AM
No we tied. We both made our 100/500 post at 4:30.
e of pi
11-11-2005, 02:33 AM
Yes, but when I viewed my 500th messege, yours still read 99.
I won by, at the maximum, ten seconds, however. Relatively speaking, it makes no difference.
A person
11-11-2005, 02:37 AM
No, your computer was wrong.
Cheese causes weird dreams.
e of pi
11-11-2005, 02:38 AM
Actually, this is true.
I heard it on NPR, National Public Radio.
Xeroc
11-21-2005, 05:30 AM
No, you heard it on NPR, National Private Radio.
The surface of the sun is not a good place to be without heat sheilding.
e of pi
11-21-2005, 10:02 PM
Not for phased matter.
This thread was waaaaaaaaaaaay down.
Xeroc
11-22-2005, 12:45 AM
Not if you're on "show 2,000 topics per page" mode.
Giving 110% isn't really possible.
e of pi
11-22-2005, 02:32 AM
Not if it's a stock payoff.
Tha A-wing fighter is faster at sublight than an X-wing.
Xeroc
11-22-2005, 06:14 AM
Not if it only has A wing! Get it? A wing? *dodges tomatoes*
Getting hit by tomatoes isn't fun.
Opium
11-22-2005, 08:57 AM
Yes it is, especially with noodles.
Xeroc restarted this near-dead thread.
Xeroc
11-22-2005, 06:16 PM
Actually, It was still alive, just neglected and all alone.
True!
e of pi
11-22-2005, 09:50 PM
False!
This statement is false.
Xeroc
11-23-2005, 12:00 AM
You can't prove it.
Getting poked with super-sharp pencils is no fun.
e of pi
11-23-2005, 04:06 AM
Not for a machoist.
Resistance is futile if R<1 Ohm.
Xeroc
11-23-2005, 05:34 AM
Not if you're dealing with millivolts.
Electricians have a lot of power.
Chancellor Valium
11-25-2005, 09:11 AM
*Electrical* power. Politically, they're pretty impotent.
The Chicken Dance is very silly.
NeoMatrix
11-25-2005, 05:18 PM
Not if you are a chicken trying to get the attention of a rooster
For many people In the United States, November 24, 2005 was Thanksgiving
e of pi
11-25-2005, 07:15 PM
No it wasn't! it was the first day of Turkey Break. The holiday is merly a side effect and an excuse to eat a lot.
Leftovers are bad.
Xeroc
11-27-2005, 11:29 PM
Not if they were kept in a stasis field.
Good stasis fields are expensive.
e of pi
11-27-2005, 11:44 PM
Not if you buy it at a discount store.
The chat has been rather quiet over the last few weeks.
Xeroc
11-27-2005, 11:56 PM
Not compared to space.
Space is c-c-cold.
e of pi
11-28-2005, 12:11 AM
Not is a space suit.
The RPG has not started yet.
Xeroc
11-28-2005, 12:14 AM
Actually, it has, you see I'm time-traveling from the future to tell you all... don't eat that year-old mayonaise.
Eating old food is bad for your health.
e of pi
11-28-2005, 12:14 AM
Not hardtack.
Hardtack is not tasty, but it lasts.
Xeroc
11-28-2005, 12:16 AM
It's tasty compared to acid!
Eating non-diluted acid is bad for your health.
e of pi
11-28-2005, 12:17 AM
Not if it's citric acid.
I could be wrong.
Xeroc
11-28-2005, 12:21 AM
Not if you're absolutely wrong, then you're just wrong about it all.
pi is transcendental.
e of pi
11-28-2005, 12:22 AM
Not if pi=4.
Indiana once tried to make that the law.
Xeroc
11-28-2005, 12:26 AM
But failed.
Defining mathematical contants as other that reality is bad practice.
KillerGodMan
11-28-2005, 03:09 AM
Not if it's algebra!
Civilization and its sequels are amesome games!
e of pi
11-28-2005, 03:33 AM
Not necesarilly. I've never played.
The is one and only one line through a given point which is parallel to a given line.
KillerGodMan
11-28-2005, 03:34 AM
Do you even know what that means? :wink:
I'm Christian
e of pi
11-28-2005, 03:39 AM
No. While you were asleep, your body joined a cult.
I have taken Geometry. It means that given a line and a point, there is only one line parallel to the original that passes through the point.
High school math, my dear KillerGodMan.
I took that in 8th grade.
KillerGodMan
11-28-2005, 03:42 AM
That's ANALYTIC Geometry - I know, I've been doing high-school geometry since 6th grade, what can I say? I'm a gifted student...
I have Attention Deficit Disorder
e of pi
11-28-2005, 03:44 AM
No, you were missdiagnosed.
So? I have ADHD. Beat that!
I need to go do my homework.
KillerGodMan
11-28-2005, 03:47 AM
People with ADHD are excused from homework
I have ADD and I have take CAFFEINE to stay calm, beat THAT!
I'm a caffeine addict
e of pi
11-28-2005, 03:48 AM
Not if you use the amazing program we've developed.
1. Inject nanites into bloodstream.
2. Report to nearest unimatrix for assignment.
Resistance is futile.
KillerGodMan
11-28-2005, 03:50 AM
No, resistance is useless
Nobody would get that unless they've seen The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
e of pi
11-28-2005, 03:52 AM
I get it. But then again, I saw it. I have to leave this for someone else.
KillerGodMan
11-28-2005, 03:54 AM
Hey! You didn't write anything
e of pi and I are having fun and increasing our post count at the same time
e of pi
11-28-2005, 03:56 AM
Fun is irrelevant. You will be distracted. Resistance is futile.
I have school tomorrow.
KillerGodMan
11-28-2005, 03:57 AM
'School' is a term used for a group of fish
I live in Canada
e of pi
11-28-2005, 03:59 AM
No, you only think you do.
I live in Alcove 11745, Tier 1423, Subsection 11, Battle-Class Cube #147. Er, Indianapolis.
KillerGodMan
11-28-2005, 04:05 AM
I'm pretty sure Borg cubes are bigger than Indianapolis
I'm in Level 3 drama
Anonymous
11-28-2005, 04:08 AM
No, you had to drop out and are lying about so your parents will still pay tuition.
That information is classified. This drone is authorised under the Treaty of Denara IV to provide you with only my designation (30 of 46, Primary Overflow Buffer of Subcollective 147) and post (Battle-class Cube #147). Any other information may be withheld. I won't talk.
e of pi
11-28-2005, 04:10 AM
Curses. Avast meharty, that be me in da last post.
KillerGodMan
11-28-2005, 04:17 AM
no, it was a guest
I live in a country where my high school education is being paid through the tax system
e of pi
11-28-2005, 04:23 AM
Not if you go to a private school.
My family but together the new fake christmas tree today.
Xeroc
11-28-2005, 06:30 AM
It's made out of real matter!
Holograms are pretty fake.
KillerGodMan
11-28-2005, 09:51 PM
The image is real!
I'm of British and Irish decent
Xeroc
11-29-2005, 06:26 AM
Actually, if you turn the family tree upside down, your of British and Irish Ascent.
:idea: is the idea smiley.
NeoMatrix
11-29-2005, 09:25 PM
Unless you consider it to be a icon to indiscate that you want to play table tennis
The next person to post in this thread will try to disprove this statement
e of pi
11-29-2005, 10:17 PM
Actually, no. I will fail to disprove it. I mean, well, er...
That almost worked.
Xeroc
11-30-2005, 08:32 AM
It worked, just not too well. ;)
This --> ; <-- is a semicolon.
e of pi
11-30-2005, 09:35 PM
No. This is a part of speech.
The RPG is working out nicely.
whoiam
12-01-2005, 04:00 AM
Not as far as the rest of us are concerned.
I Rp too little.
e of pi
12-01-2005, 05:00 AM
Nah. I haven't done anything like this up 'til now.
I am a geek.
whoiam
12-01-2005, 05:06 AM
Nah, heeks use the 'slow'n'steady' posting method.
I shouldn't be up this late.
e of pi
12-01-2005, 06:00 AM
Meh. Who really cares?
I'm up a bit late thisdroneself
Xeroc
12-01-2005, 07:08 AM
Error -47: Insufficent Spacing Between Words.
Errors are annoying.
e of pi
12-01-2005, 07:16 AM
Yes. But that was intentional.
I need to go to sleep soon.
Xeroc
12-01-2005, 07:21 AM
Only if you want to live!
If you are deprived of sleep, you will die faster than if you are deprived of food.
e of pi
12-01-2005, 07:26 AM
Yes, but not if you're a Jem'Hadar.
The Eclipse can maintian warp speeds even after jetisoning its drive ring.
Xeroc
12-01-2005, 07:29 AM
Not if it doesn't have power!
It isn't a good idea to plug too much stuff into one outlet.
e of pi
12-01-2005, 09:06 AM
Not if you enjoy replacing fuses.
I am up way too late.
Xeroc
12-02-2005, 12:04 AM
Time is an illusion!
Time is money!
e of pi
12-02-2005, 04:12 AM
Not if Gatac says it isn't.
Gatac's word is law. At least in the RPG.
Xeroc
12-02-2005, 04:25 AM
Not in the Rendering Program Games!
True.
e of pi
12-02-2005, 04:32 AM
False.
If a shotgun shell hits you in the heart, you will die.
Xeroc
12-02-2005, 04:42 AM
Not if it's moving at 0.001 millimeters a second!
Relaive velocity is important.
Chancellor Valium
12-05-2005, 11:02 PM
Not if you can manipulate time.
My name is Enabran Tain, and I am the director-general of the Obsidian Order!
e of pi
12-05-2005, 11:05 PM
No, he's lying!
I'm Tain, and I have the creepy sayings to prove it!
Xeroc
12-06-2005, 05:50 AM
Ah, but there are lots of people with creepy sayings!
Sayings are things that people say. Ings.
Chancellor Valium
12-06-2005, 04:51 PM
No, sayings are things what people say!
The truth is an excuse for a lack of imagination.
e of pi
12-06-2005, 11:11 PM
Not in Math.
Given a right triangle with legs a and b and hyptoenuse c, a2+b2=c2
Xeroc
12-09-2005, 10:14 PM
No, it's a^2 + b^2 = c^2
1 * 2 * 3 * 4 * 5 * 6 * 7 * 8 * 9 = 9!
e of pi
12-09-2005, 11:08 PM
No, it equals 362880.
Worth1000 is a cool site.
KillerGodMan
12-10-2005, 04:30 AM
Not if you don't believe in photoshop
9! = 362880
Xeroc
12-12-2005, 08:03 AM
Not in Hexadecimal, it doesn't. :)
7 > 6
e of pi
12-12-2005, 10:17 PM
Not if they are negative.
P.J. is new.
Xeroc
12-13-2005, 05:13 AM
But has many roots in the orginial IrcAssistant!
e is transcendental.
NeoMatrix
12-13-2005, 09:27 PM
Actually, e is a vowel and they use their special powers to hide themselves in words
Two seperate parallel lines will never cross each other
Xeroc
12-14-2005, 02:53 AM
They will if they're drawn on a sphere!
A comes before B.
e of pi
12-14-2005, 04:36 AM
Not in reverse alphabetical order.
Lingo is a five-letter word.
NeoMatrix
12-14-2005, 04:48 PM
lingote, the spanish word for Lingo, is not a five letter word
King Kong is a big ape
(How will parallel lines cross on a sphere?)
Anonymous
12-14-2005, 10:39 PM
No, he's a fictional great ape.
(and they wouldn't. Parallel lines don't really exist on a sphere, except for lines that look like the lines of longitude (or latidude, it's the horizontal one, but I can't remember which that is. By definition, parallel lines don't cross. I think...but I could be wrong.)
The fourth to last post in this thread is wrong.
e of pi
12-14-2005, 10:42 PM
Dang it! Darn logout bug! This is the fifth time today!
btw, imagine that the last line there says fifth, not fourth.
Xeroc
12-15-2005, 03:50 AM
Actually, it's right!
In spherical geometry, parallel lines are great circles that only intersect at the equator, as shown in this diagram:
http://xeroc.zapto.org/images/image_sphere.gif
So, as you can see, they look parallel near the "top" and are seperate, but do in fact intersect at the equator!
And that ends today's geometry lesson. :D
Math is fun! :D (That's the statement, btw)
e of pi
12-15-2005, 03:55 AM
Except for the final. That kinda sucks.
Xeroc is not in the chat.
KillerGodMan
12-15-2005, 04:18 AM
He is in the universe of only weekends
I have a chemestry test tomorrow
Xeroc
12-15-2005, 06:41 AM
Not now that it's after midnight, you don't!
Is is.
e of pi
12-16-2005, 10:11 PM
Nope.
MST3K is pretty funny.
Xeroc
12-17-2005, 07:01 AM
No, it's really funny. :D
I own many episodes of MST3K.
e of pi
12-17-2005, 07:26 PM
No, you merely think you do.
x^1/2 is a way of saying the square root of x.
Xeroc
12-18-2005, 08:45 PM
No, because of order of operations, that actually means (x^1)/2, so that's actually 1/2 of x!
Root Beer doesn't involve too much math.
e of pi
12-18-2005, 09:53 PM
Unless you try to split the bill for seven bottles across four people.
Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19.
KillerGodMan
12-19-2005, 02:30 AM
Only in Borg standard time
Trigonometry is fun
e of pi
12-19-2005, 04:24 AM
Not if you haven't taken it yet.
"Imperfectly assimilated drones attempt to be One, but their remaining individuality continues to crop up."
Chancellor Valium
01-17-2006, 07:33 PM
Not for the Cybermen...
This post is false.
e of pi
01-17-2006, 09:44 PM
Not if I say so.
Valium hasn't been on the RPG in a while.
Chancellor Valium
01-17-2006, 10:08 PM
I just posted.
the walrus is an animal or John Lennon.
KillerGodMan
01-18-2006, 05:57 AM
Paul McCartney is the walrus!
I have exams in less then two weeks
Chancellor Valium
01-19-2006, 04:08 PM
Time is relative to your position in space. This is the gospel of Albert Einstein.
e of pi
01-19-2006, 11:01 PM
Ah, true, but where is your statement?
I have ADHD.
KillerGodMan
01-20-2006, 03:32 AM
You can't own four letters!
The shark in Jaws was named Bruce
e of pi
01-20-2006, 09:49 PM
No, that was in Finding Nemo.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KillerGodMan
01-21-2006, 05:59 AM
Yes, you ARE Luke Skywalker!
I own all four versions of Sid Meier's Civilization, including all the expansion packs for Civ 2 and Civ 3
Chancellor Valium
01-21-2006, 09:48 AM
Yes, you ARE Luke Skywalker!
I own all four versions of Sid Meier's Civilization, including all the expansion packs for Civ 2 and Civ 3
You have *no* claim on the copyrights, so retract that statement this instant!
Here's another little clue for you all: The walrus was Paul.
e of pi
01-21-2006, 05:50 PM
No, it was the butler, I tell you!
No, it was the butler, I tell you!
KillerGodMan
01-22-2006, 05:19 AM
It was professor Plum
I have a cogeco e-mail account
Xeroc
01-22-2006, 07:54 AM
Naw, actually it's a email account, as the hyphen was officially removed by the International Task Force on Fancy Talking. (ITFFT)
Is is is.
e of pi
01-22-2006, 07:34 PM
Is not!
I want the lower hull and wings from an Oberth-class starship model.
Xeroc
01-24-2006, 04:56 AM
Not after reading Valium's response in the Monkey's Paw thread.
5 > 4.
e of pi
01-24-2006, 10:35 PM
Not if they are negative.
They call her Lady Luck.
Xeroc
01-25-2006, 01:15 AM
Not in China, they don't.
A: I think this response is in the wrong game!
e of pi
01-25-2006, 03:23 AM
Q: What's that doing here?
Resistance is futile.
KillerGodMan
01-25-2006, 03:55 AM
No... Resistance sucks
Han shoot first
Xeroc
01-25-2006, 06:55 AM
*siren sound* I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to have to give you a ticket for incorrect usage of verb tense. That'll be $47 dollars, payable at the grammar cop station, or online. *drives off*
Grammar cops can be annoying.
Chancellor Valium
01-25-2006, 08:44 PM
Not if you are one...
Just you wait, they'll find you yet, and put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
Xeroc
01-25-2006, 10:19 PM
Not if they have nothing to do with the Architectural Studies for Performance-Critical Applications, they won't!
Acronyms can mean different things.
e of pi
01-25-2006, 10:23 PM
Not always.
Chaisaw-wielding wesseal is a funny phrase, when properly spelled and used.
Xeroc
01-25-2006, 10:29 PM
Actually, it's still funny when spelled wrong.
Spelling is rather important.
Chancellor Valium
01-25-2006, 11:02 PM
Not if you are Anoia, the goddess of Things That Stick in Drawers :mrgreen:
Anoia is praised by rattling a drawer and crying "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?". She also eats corkscrews.
Xeroc
01-26-2006, 12:18 AM
Actually she's currently on vacation, so that doesn't really apply.
Drawers are never hard to open if you actually organize the things in them. ;)
Chancellor Valium
01-26-2006, 09:06 AM
Tell that to Anoia. Please?
There is a house in New Orleans that they call the Rising Sun...
Xeroc
01-28-2006, 04:33 AM
Actually, they call it "555-0147", on their phones, at least ;).
Mail-in rebates aren't always sent.
Chancellor Valium
01-28-2006, 11:36 AM
Not in Pangaea ;)
Crazy words, crazy tune, he'll be driving me crazy soon - "Vo do de o, Vo do do de o do!"
Xeroc
01-28-2006, 08:21 PM
Nah, You already used that in the Monkey's Paw thread.
True dat.
Chancellor Valium
01-28-2006, 10:54 PM
Not for a Jedi.
You're sorry now, you're sorry now, it's your heart that's aching for breaking each vow...
Xeroc
01-29-2006, 04:48 AM
Just because you said it, doesn't make it true.
These are not the droids you're looking for.
NeoMatrix
01-29-2006, 12:04 PM
Who said I was looking for droids?
The Captain of Voyager is Janeway
Chancellor Valium
01-29-2006, 01:53 PM
There is no Captain Janeway in the Royal Navy.
There is no Captain Janeway in the Royal Navy.
Xeroc
01-29-2006, 08:26 PM
There is a Captian Jane, way man.
Alternate meanings are good for puns. :)
Chancellor Valium
01-29-2006, 09:59 PM
Not necessarily.
Vo do do, vo do do de o do!
Xeroc
01-29-2006, 10:10 PM
That's what you say to everything!
It is!
Chancellor Valium
01-30-2006, 01:57 PM
According to Quantum physics, it both is and is not.
From Russia with love I fly to you, much wiser since my goodbye to you...
Xeroc
01-30-2006, 10:44 PM
Now you're just quoting a bunch of songs. ;)
That's also a James Bond Movie.
Chancellor Valium
01-31-2006, 01:53 PM
Not on Abydos, it isn't.
Abydos is a fictional planet, first featured in the film Stargate. It is also the name of a temple complex in Egypt, dedicated to Osiris.
Xeroc
01-31-2006, 06:56 PM
Actually, it's a furniture company (http://www.abydosfurniture.com/).
Eating molten iron isn't a good idea.
KillerGodMan
01-31-2006, 07:20 PM
It is for LikeLikes!
LikeLike is an odd name
Xeroc
01-31-2006, 08:03 PM
Not if it's popular!
Popularity is relative.
Chancellor Valium
01-31-2006, 11:31 PM
Not if you believe in Natural Law.
Korobeyniki is the tune more commonly known for having been the theme for the Nintendo Gameboy port of Tetris.
Xeroc
02-01-2006, 03:00 AM
Actually, I'd say it's pretty rare that anyone would actually know that. ;)
true AND true == true
Chancellor Valium
02-01-2006, 07:43 PM
No, it's a double positive. It equals false.
False is a word in the modern, Terran English language of this reality.
Xeroc
02-03-2006, 07:12 AM
It's also a word in many computer languages!
Two rights don't make a wrong.
Chancellor Valium
02-03-2006, 06:44 PM
See member The Squid's signature ;)
whoiam
02-03-2006, 10:14 PM
There is no member the Squid.
Two lefts make a 180-degree turn.
NeoMatrix
02-03-2006, 10:40 PM
Not if any of the two left turns are less than or greater than 90 degrees
A triangle has 3 sides
Xeroc
02-04-2006, 10:58 PM
No, it has two sides and a bottom. ;)
3-d coordinates are like 2-d coordinates with an extra coordinate.
Chancellor Valium
02-07-2006, 06:29 PM
Actually, they're completely different...Could you explain that to Species 8472, now?
the Jagaroth are an infinitely old and an infinitely superior race!
Xeroc
02-07-2006, 09:47 PM
But if time as we know it doesn't exist out of our universe, and it's only been around for 13.7 billion years, they can't possibly be infinitely old!
5 + N approaches 5 as N approaches 0.
NeoMatrix
02-08-2006, 07:58 AM
Why would N cheat with 0 after getting married to 5?
Light is to dark as small is to big
Xeroc
02-08-2006, 08:09 AM
Only of you think of big as a lack of size. ;)
Truth is in the eye of the Encylcopedia holder.
Chancellor Valium
02-08-2006, 11:02 AM
Nonsense! Truth is in the eye of Mrs. Gladys Stoat-Wallabee of 44 the Larches East Peckham.
I am the walrus.
Xeroc
02-09-2006, 06:56 AM
Walruses can't type.
Seriously!
Chancellor Valium
02-09-2006, 08:53 PM
That staement cannot be proven and therefore cannot be disproven.
The walrus is a title handed down since John The Citrus in 654. John Lennon made the title public knowledge in the 1960s.
But John also dated Yoko. So clearly he had some issues.
There are nine million bicycles in Beijing. That's a fact. It's a thing we can't deny apparently, according to Katie Melua....
Xeroc
02-11-2006, 05:02 AM
Actually, another one was just sold, it's now nine million and one. ;)
And hey, welcome to the fora, Burt! :D
That was just a message of welcoming a new fora member.
Chancellor Valium
02-12-2006, 04:40 PM
No, "that" is a connecting relative!
"That" is a connecting relative!
Xeroc
02-12-2006, 09:22 PM
No, "That" is a quoted word!
"This" is also a quoted word!
Chancellor Valium
02-13-2006, 10:56 PM
No, "this" is a quoted word!
I am Sam. Sam I am. I am Sam-I-Am, I am.
No, you're Chancellor Valium!
There's another starship coming in! It's the Enterprise!
Xeroc
02-14-2006, 01:00 AM
No it's not, it's a holographic image!
This film was rated "R" for holographic scenes.
Chancellor Valium
02-14-2006, 04:41 PM
No, it's rated "R" for "Raspberry Ripple"!
No, it's rated "R" for "Raspberry Ripple"!
Kristina
02-14-2006, 05:09 PM
Raspberry ripple isn't available in every movie theater. It must, therefore, have been rated R for Rowanberry ripple.
42.
Xeroc
02-14-2006, 06:54 PM
That's not the question!
Six times nine doesn't equal 42.
Chancellor Valium
02-16-2006, 08:46 PM
You tell that to the Universe, and don't blame me when it destroys itself!
Walruses are probably very blubbery.
Xeroc
02-17-2006, 03:17 AM
No, actually, they don't really cry that much.
BBCode is ON.
e of pi
02-17-2006, 04:49 AM
Not in this post.
BBCode is OFF
Xeroc
02-17-2006, 06:14 AM
Need I say more?
8) is cool.
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 08:50 AM
But :wink: is cooler.
I am myself, and no-one else.
Wait a minute....That ain't you...*Pulls off mask*...you're not Lostoyannaya! You're Old Man Withers who runs the deserted amusement arcade! And you would've gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for that meddling poster!
House is funny!
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 12:37 PM
Unless you're a critically ill terminal patient who hates Hugh Laurie.
The Andromeda looks nothing like the Enterprise. Any of them.
~~Lostoyannaya
Chancellor Valium
02-17-2006, 09:57 PM
Actually, it sort-of looks like the Enterprise-X.
There is no spoon.
Xeroc
02-18-2006, 03:54 AM
Not unless Zuke says so!
That is an inside-chat joke.
Chancellor Valium
02-18-2006, 12:11 PM
No, it's a 5M.net joke ;)
a walrus is a large animal which probably has a spleen.
Lostoyannaya
02-18-2006, 12:31 PM
Unless it's a baby or the spleen has been removed, surgically or otherwise.
~~
Right now...is right now. Even when you read this.
~~Lostoyannaya
Chancellor Valium
02-18-2006, 01:03 PM
No, right now is the present :)
A future participle is not often used in English.
Lostoyannaya
02-18-2006, 01:14 PM
You lie. There is no future participle. It is formed by using the Simple Present.
~~
My dog is blonde.
~~Lostoyannaya
PS. Oh god, I'm turning into my English teacher!
Chancellor Valium
02-18-2006, 04:27 PM
N'est pas un chien, mais un chat!
Je ne parle pas le francais tres bien :(
Xeroc
02-18-2006, 08:43 PM
Well, you did pretty much get that sentance right. ;)
Negative mass weighs less than nothing.
Chancellor Valium
02-20-2006, 05:31 PM
...In the mirror universe, negative mass is as positive mass is in this universe!
In the mirror universe, negative mass is as positive mass is in this universe!
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