You Are Unable To Handle The Truth

[Xeroc]

No it isn't, it's as left mass is right mass is in this universe!


That's right, you know.

[e of pi]

No, I don't.

The Delta Flyer, despite screen evidence, shouldn't fit into Voyager's shuttlebay.

[Xeroc]

Who knows that they didn't get an addition?


Addition is the subtraction of oppositism, or something like that. ;)

[Lostoyannaya]

Unless you're my avatar. :wink:

~~

Obwohl Ich Deutsch spreche, bin ich beim Tatsachentippens.

~~Lostoyannaya

[Xeroc]

Not any more, you aren't!


I will have finished typing this post by the time you read it.

[Lostoyannaya]

Unless a scenario akin to "Back To The Future" occurs, and I'm actually reading it over your shoulder, only you don't realise who I am. (Or something...)

~~

I Love Lucy.

~~Lostoyannaya

[Chancellor Valium]

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds? Didn't think so ;)

One is the loneliest number...

[NeoMatrix]

One may be lonely, but not a bar, where there are a bunch of Ones

Six is afraid of Seven because Seven ate Nine

[e of pi]

No, Six is afraid of Seven because this is an Alternate universe where Seven is still Borg and she's trying to add him to the Collective.

E is the most commonly used letter in english.

[mark726]

No, 'e' 'n' 'g' 'l' 'i' 's' and 'h' are all used the same amount.

Speaking of which, my balogna has a first name, its O-s-c-a-r.

[e of pi]

You actually believe that? It's all just a bunch of baloney.
The Vulcans were wrong about time travel.

[NeoMatrix]

In reality, Vulcans don't exist

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

[Chancellor Valium]

Only if played by Peter Davison.

A man must walk down 42 roads.

[Xeroc]

No, it's "What is six times nine?"

The truth is all-truthful.

[Lostoyannaya]

Except when you lie.

~~

A diamond is more beautiful than "A Night In Sickbay".

~~Lostoyannaya

[Chancellor Valium]

Depends on how soppy you are, surely

e of pi and Zuke are in the chat.

[Lostoyannaya]

They're not now, mwaha.

~~

My signiture contains the words "Reed", "swing" and "no".

~~Lostoyannaya

[Xeroc]

I don't see any quotes in your signature!


A pencil in the hand is worth two in the store.

[Lostoyannaya]

Unless it's mechanical; it's worth three!

~~

My History teacher is Irish and enjoy tormenting people.

~~Lostoyannaya

[NeoMatrix]

That is only a disguise to keep you from knowing the truth. He is actually a Star Trek geek,

Headaches are annoying

[Xeroc]

Not compared to migranes, they aren't!


-40 is the same in both Celsius and Fahrenheit.

[Lostoyannaya]

Unless you have a wonky or broken thermometer.

~~

It is always one hour ahead in Wiltshire, UK, to the time in Reykjavik, Iceland.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[NeoMatrix]

Not always. For about an hour on daylight savings, they are either 2 hours apart or the same time at 2am.

The sun rises in the east and sets in the west

[Lostoyannaya]

...Depending on which way you're facing.

~~

My room is bright green.

~~Lostoyannaya

PS. To NeoMatrix ~~ Really? I didn't know that about DST. -_-.

[e of pi]

No, it's more of a lime, really.

East and West are cardinal directions relative to the axis of the Earth, and are thus not relative to the direction in which a person looks, unlike left and right.

[Lostoyannaya]

And since I have no idea about what you just said, it can't be true. Therefore I'll ignore it. What was the post again?

~~

You have to close at least one eye to blink.

~~Lostoyannaya

[mark726]

If you only closed one, though, it'd be only be a wink.

I only have one class to go to today.

[Lostoyannaya]

But you won't tomorrow! (And I had six....)

~~

Russel Watson sang the theme from Enterprise.

~~Lostoyannaya

[Chancellor Valium]

Only in this dimension.

I am *not* called Gladys.

[Lostoyannaya]

But you are also *not* called Timothy Piggot Smith!

~~

Cadbury's Dairy Milk comes in a purple wrapper.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[mark726]

I'm pretty sure its fuschia (sp?).

I have to go back to school tomorrow.

[Lostoyannaya]

Yeah, but you won't on Monday.

~~

Oxygen is all around us.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[e of pi]

Unless you're suitless in space.

Shrink rays are impossible.

[Lostoyannaya]

Unless you're in Honey, I Shrunk The Kids! Or, Honey We Shrunk Ourselves! Or wrapped in shrink-wrap.

~~

Bananas are yellow. (Yes, it's Mary-Anne again!)

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

But We Have No Bananas Today! :mrgreen:

(I have been waiting for ages to use that! Thank you, Lostoyannaya! :D)

We have no bananas, we have no bananas today!

[Lostoyannaya]

But I wanted an apple...

(You're welcome, Vallium!! Glad I could be of some use :wink: )

~~

I love rock 'n' roll!

~~Lostoyannaya :mrgreen:

[whoiam]

Nah, you're a closet punk-rock fan!

I want it all!

[Chancellor Valium]

No, you wanna banana.

Here is a place where nothing is real...

[e of pi]

except for public television pledge breaks, which are the lowest form of programming.

I loathe pledge breaks.

[Chancellor Valium]

Then you will be re-educated.

I told you 'bout the fool on the hill. Man, I'm telling you, he's living there still...

[mark726]

...No he's not. He got arrested earlier today. Because I called the police.

I have an essay I should be doing right now.

[Lostoyannaya]

Yeah, but you won't. :wink:

~~

Shrek 2 came after Shrek.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[Naki]

Except in Iraq where no movie featuring a demon was ever shown officially but bootleg copies of the Shrek 2 dvd were found in Saddam's hidey hole

I should stop trying to do all my homework and revision at 6 o'clock in the morning

[Chancellor Valium]

No you shouldn't! It trains the mind!

"inter arma enim silent leges" is a phrase that was horribly mangled by a certain actor playing a certain admiral in the DS9 episode of the same name.

[mark726]

Or he had perfect pronunciation but with a different dialect.

The sun is shining somewhere on this planet.

[Chancellor Valium]

No, the sun is shining in space, dum-dum! :P

Zaphod Beeblebrox the First is also known as Zaphod Beeblebrox the Nothingth.

[Lostoyannaya]

At least, he was until he invented the Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster, whereby he was almost always referred to as "that ____ing swell fella!"

~~

Ford Prefect was born somewhere in the vicinity of Betelguese.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[mark726]

Unless he was hatched.

Earth is 'mostly harmless'.

[Naki]

Except for Russia...The US, India, Britain (hell any country with Nukes and/or
a space program)

God is dead

[Lostoyannaya]

And so is Nietzsche.

~~

I own three rabbits, one dog, and two parents.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

No, they own you...

It is not linear.

[Lostoyannaya]

Of course not. It's air.

~~

Chi is a Chobit.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

No, Chi is a letter of the Greek Alphabet.

Sizom was servant of the Nimon.

[Lostoyannaya]

Depending on how well you remember Nimon.

~~

Oscar Wilde penned A Woman of No Importance after coming out of the closet...so to speak.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

Oscar Wilde wrote 'A Woman Of No Importance'.

Mere abuse is no criticism, says Wodehouse.

[Lostoyannaya]

"...Unless you're Simon Cowell." Says Sharon Osbourne, throwing a glass of water all over Jeeves.

~~

I should be so lucky in love.

~~Lostoyannaya (blame my playlist)

[Chancellor Valium]

Why, what have you done to deserve it? :P

Kathryn Janeway has hair.

[Lostoyannaya]

Depends where you're looking.

~~

My room is tidy.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

Only for a certain value of 'tidy'. Like 0, for example :P

IR T3H W/-\|2\/5z04!

[Lostoyannaya]

No.

~~

The Earth is spinning in a certain direction.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[NeoMatrix]

No, the Earth is rotating.

This statement is not funny

[Naki]

no its hilarious

Zeke is a wonderful person who would never show explicit contenet on his site

[Lostoyannaya]

Bwahahaha, disproved as soon as spoken!

~~

Zeke was the first person to post on FiveMinuteVoyager, when it was FMV.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[mark726]

Clearly it was Zuke masquerading as Zeke. It was all part of his master plan, you know.

There are 4 quarters in a dollar.

[Lostoyannaya]

No, there are four quarters in an hour.

~~

Yes.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

Not here. Here, 'Yes' means 'No', as does 'No'.

Sutekh is supreme!

[Burt]

And also.....dead. That must suck.


A finger of fudge is just enough to give your child a treat.

[mark726]

Unless you just gave the child a whole tray full.

:oops: <- turns pink.

[Chancellor Valium]

Depends on your perception of 'pink'. I say it's green.

I'm the Sheik of Araby.

[Burt]

Good luck getting an internet connection in Araby, Sheik..

I now have a golf handicap!

[Chancellor Valium]

No, you have handy cap for golf!

The angular vector of the moon has been disturbed by the inhabitants of the planet Mongo!

[Burt]

Wait a minute! That's no moon.....!


It's quicker than a ray of light. Or so Madonna says.

[Chancellor Valium]

Light? Yes, I suppose you could call it light. But in reality it's more a controlled superlucent emission.

We are under attack by a force equal and opposite to our own! A force, from the universe of antimatter!

[Burt]

That'll be a short attack then. The second we get in contact with each other, the universe explodes.


I am the Piano Man and I do come from far away.

[AKAArzosah]

Far away is a relative term. You must come from somewhere close to something.

The Australian flag is blue, red, and white.

[Chancellor Valium]

Unless it's white, red and blue.

The time of the Great Awakening is at hand!

[Burt]

No, it's afoot. Stamping on the face of humanity.


I am at work.

[Chancellor Valium]

No, you are @hotmail.com .

Fashion sits at the Ritz.

[Burt]

No, cheese sits on the Ritz.

I am going to play the Wii when I get home.