You Are Unable To Handle The Truth

[Chancellor Valium]

In this game, each succesive poster must try to disprove the previous poster's statement, before making their own statement. Like so:

I started this thread.

[Chancellor Valium]

^ Except in the mirror universe, where Chancellor Muilav started this thread.

The sun shines.
(That's my statement, btw)
Everyone got it?

[NeoMatrix]

But not at night

The Earth is round

[Chancellor Valium]

But not according to Aristotle. And everyone knows:

Aristotle is always right!

[richardson]

Then why can you go all the way around the world?

I have a vintage 23rd century Constitution Refit. Curteousy bad time-jumping.

[Flixibixi]

That was dimension jumping, you nit. :P

I was awake when I typed and posted this.

[Chancellor Valium]

Actually, ou were only half-awake.

I am me.

[NeoMatrix]

Everyone can say that they are me

On this Earth, when the sun is out during the day, the sky is blue

[Chancellor Valium]

Except when it's pink, during the summer, around 5ish/6ish

A week is a long time in politics was a phrase coined by Edward Heath, who was the British Prime Minister.......

[NeoMatrix]

A week is very speck compared to eternity, so is the lifespan of Edward Heath.

On this Earth near the equator, when the sun is out on a perfectly clear day at noon, the sky is blue.

[Nan]

Except during a total solar eclipse.

Gravity travels at the speed of light.

[Chancellor Valium]

This has not been proven and in any case, not on the disc, where gravity is faster than light because light there travels at the speed of sound.

I am Valium

[NeoMatrix]

Maybe you are, but then again you can be someone else pretending to be Valium.

On this Earth near the equator, when the sun is out on a perfectly clear day at noon with no solar eclipses, standing outside with nothing blocking your view, the sky is blue.

[Chancellor Valium]

Unless someone or something is blocking your view, or clouds have been purposefully pushed into your skyline.

I can breathe

[NeoMatrix]

You can't breathe when there is no air, your under water without air, or someone or something is choking you.

Water becomes ice when the temperature goes below freezing

[Chancellor Valium]

Not if it's ALREADY ICE! Or snow.

I am a humanoid, carbon-based life-form

[richardson]

Unless you are an android or borg trying to make it seem so, or an illusion of my mind, whichever I feel like at the moment.

I just pulled my ship out of Bravo Fleet. (Don't bother trying to dispute it, it's true.)

[Xeroc]

It all depends on which Bravo fleet we're talking about, not even to mention parallel universes.


My computer runs slowly.

[Chancellor Valium]

Except when it's not on

I am at 5MV

[NeoMatrix]

Except when you log off the internet

(In a non-weather situation, say a kitchen with a freezer) The current temperature is above freezing, so the water is a liquid. Water then becomes ice when exposed to temperatures below freezing for a long period of time.

[Chancellor Valium]

Except on other planets, such as pluto, or if there is no water.

There is no spoon.

[PointyHairedJedi]

That's no spoon, it's a space station.

Doctor Who is coming back on the air after sixteen years, and not a moment too soon!

[NeoMatrix]

People are confused by the word soon

Not every sock has a match

[MaverickZer0]

No, but some have two. And some have half.


I have a giant ball of green tape that I add on to every time we paint something in my house.

[Chancellor Valium]

It's BLUE, I tell ye BLUE!

[NeoMatrix]

I blank statement is a terrible thing to waste

Everything is composed of atoms

[MaverickZer0]

But atoms are composed of protons, neutrons, and electrons, which are made of quarks.

A Fire Emblem Mage can use any magic.

(This is not true, but...I don't think anyone else here plays Fire Emblem.)

[Chancellor Valium]

Magic is nonexistent
Magic is nonexistent

[NeoMatrix]

In a way, it does. That is, if you count chemistry and love.

John dies alot

[NAHTMMM]

No he doesn't, he dyes an Easter egg.


Pie is better than ketchup.

[Chancellor Valium]

But not according to the Ketchup Lovers Association it isn't.
We hate the Ketchup Lovers Association....

[NAHTMMM]

Actually, a recent Gallup poll of 30 random people who had registered at this board reported that only 2 hated the K.L.A., 10 liked or were indifferent to it, 12 loved it, 2 thought it went well with the Mustard Lovers Association on the Hotdog Lovers Association, and 4 answered "You're asking me because I signed up at which board, now?"



My feet are not wet.

[Chancellor Valium]

You think that, but they're not your feet you're wearing.

No-one dares mentioning harming cedars in IJD's presence.....

[NeoMatrix]

Someone did, but they got knocked to their senses.

Everyone has a mother, unless they were created in some lab.

[Chancellor Valium]

Not if they're holographic ;)
My running around is through........

[NeoMatrix]

Not if an angry tiger comes after you

(BTW, aren't holographic beings created in some sort of lab? HA!)

Janeway loves coffee

[Chancellor Valium]

But not decaf.
music is organised sound......

[NeoMatrix]

Most of it is, but then there is all the organized chaos we call noise

Voyager had Seven seasons

[Chancellor Valium]

Although some do count VS8&9 as real.........
Neitzche is dead.

[Katy Jane]

No, Nietzsche is dead.


My dog's name is Pete.

[NAHTMMM]

How many times must I remind you that your dog's name is Bob and your goldfish's name is Pete? :roll: :P




50 is greater than 10.

[Rayinne]

Not if you're in debt!

The Prophets said so.

[NeoMatrix]

Some prophets may have been mute, so they had to write it instead

1 does not equal 2

[Xeroc]

Unless you multiply both by 0


Tip: Styles can be applied quickly to selected text.


(If you don't know where that's from, look up ;))

[NeoMatrix]

Tips include money

The penny is the lowest US currency

[Chancellor Valium]

Not if you count stamps as legal tender........
I may or may not exist..........

[NAHTMMM]

I exist. I perceive this BBS, therefore it exists. You have submitted the above post to this BBS and I have perceived it, therefore you must exist.




All bees are yellow and black.

[Xeroc]

Execpt Spelling Bees.


You can always safely remove hardware.

[Chancellor Valium]

Unless there is electricity flowing through it.
I can be irritatingly smug.

[AKAArzosah]

not if you're talking to me, i don't get irritated by anyone but my mum.

no word in the english language rhymes with purple.

[Chancellor Valium]

Turtle does.

:D is to :) as :cry: is to :(

[NeoMatrix]

Unless :D is to :twisted: and :( is to :evil:

The normal female body is different from normal male body

[KillerGodMan]

Not if they're both normal

Time is relative

[Chancellor Valium]

Not if you're moving in time, in which case space is relative.

If you are travelling in both space and time, the third variable is called into effect - when you last had lunch with Zaphod Beeblebrox.

[KillerGodMan]

But what if lunch was with Ford?

I am in Cedarville

[Xeroc]

But you're flag is from Haiti!


This is the default font colour.

[NAHTMMM]

Many artists would tell you that white is not strictly a colour.




Flamingos are birds.

[AKAArzosah]

unless they're the plastic kind that sit on your front lawn.

chickenpox is contagious to those who have never had it before

[KillerGodMan]

but people can get it twice

I'm in Cedarville, Haiti

[NAHTMMM]

Actually, since I'm not looking at you right now, you're a quantum waveform spread across the world that may or may not be centered in Cedarville, Haiti.





<s>divB</s> No, that's just evil...hmmm...


"&" always means "and".

[KillerGodMan]

But it's called an Anpersan... (I probably spelled that wrong, but who cares)

Root Beer is made of roots

[Chancellor Valium]

No, Rootsbeer is made from roots.

The scientific standard of wire thickness in Great Britain is Imperial Standard Wire Gauge.

[Xeroc]

Except here:

int* numPointer = &num;

(C++ code)



My signature is attached to this post.

[Chancellor Valium]

Not unless you scan it in, it isn't!

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together....

[Xeroc]

But you are you as I am I and we are you and me as all of us are we, you see?


My sound is muted.

[Chancellor Valium]

This statement cannot be true. If we take sound to mean voice, and voice to mean opinions, you cannot be muted, as you are posting here

The last man on the moon was not me.

[AKAArzosah]

some people believe that all people aer part of the same soul, and therefore it was you because it was your soul.


10 cents cannot buy much.

[KillerGodMan]

it can in a different country

Rootsbeer is made from roots

[Chancellor Valium]

No, Rootbeer is made from roots.

The Babel fish is quite the oddest thing in the galaxy.

[NeoMatrix]

No, the C/7 is the oddest thing in the galaxy

The Space Bar on the computer keyboard puts a space between the characters found on the same keyboard, and many hidden ones as well. However, this same keyboard must have a working space bar in order for this to work, also, the computer must be on.

[Chancellor Valium]

Depends what kind of computer. On the Milliard Gargantubrain, for example, the space bar is where hitchhiker's collect and drown their sorrows.

George Lucas is George Lucas.

[KillerGodMan]

Not if he's George W. Lucas

When I said Rootbeer is made from roots, Valium said rootsbeer is made from roots, but when I said rootsbeer is made from roots, Valium said rootbeer is made from roots, therefore, he lied somewhere.

[Chancellor Valium]

No- it's a paradox.

paradoxes can be very confusing and silly.

[KillerGodMan]

Not if they're Oxymorons

Oxymorons are like paradoxes, but exactly the same

[Xeroc]

Not if oxymorons are idiots breathing oxygen and a paradox is a place where you can park two boats!


This cardboard rectangular prism I have in my hand - this, my friend, is a box.

[KillerGodMan]

no, it's a carton

[Xeroc]

Not if the text is just increbily tiny!


:?: + :idea: :arrow: :!: is a balanced chemoticon equation.

[KillerGodMan]

no, it's a EMOTOCON equation

This is almost invisible to those who use the 5MV skin

[danieldoof]

not when you indicate the text

[KillerGodMan]

not if the text is invisible

8) is made by putting an 8 and a ) togeather

[NAHTMMM]

Actually, it's put together using mustard and black licorice by sweatshop workers in an obscure corner of Laos.



Return of the Jedi is a much better movie than The Empire Strikes Back.

[KillerGodMan]

No, Return of the Jedi is a much better movie then Highlander 2


I am either a robot, andriod or human

[Xeroc]

Unless you're crazy. :)


HTML is ON

[KillerGodMan]

no, HTML is OFF

[Chancellor Valium]

Depends, on whether it's Hyper-Text Mark-up Language, or Hyper-Tiny Mutant Llamas....
Hyper-Tiny Mutant Llamas are very difficult to see....

[NeoMatrix]

Not if you are tiny yourself

Soon is not really soon

[Chancellor Valium]

Depends on who says the word......

[KillerGodMan]

depends on weather you can read it

I like cheese

[NeoMatrix]

I hope you don't like moldy cheese dipped in dog doo.

4 out of 5 5SV Forum-goers prefer John over TopHatMan

[Xeroc]

Depends on your sample.


I :roll: in your general direction.

[KillerGodMan]

no, you :roll: in MY general direction!

My avitar is a combination of VGCats and Microsoft Image Composer

[NeoMatrix]

No, your aviator is a drawing of a mouse saying EEP, perhaps it sees a cat

My wedding is in less than a month

[Opium]

No, you're wedding is tomorow...you're calendar is wrong!


My dad's ugly old beat-up loud smelly barely-working car will soon be history.

[NeoMatrix]

No, you're wedding is tomorow...you're calendar is wrong!
.

I wish that were really true, but it isn't :(

Nobody will take it, not even the junkyard, so you are stuck with it.

Enterprise was on tonight

[Katy Jane]

No Enterprise was on last night.

I didn't get to watch Enterprise last night

[Xeroc]

In the future you may time-travel back and watch it last night!


This statement is not true.

[NeoMatrix]

It is proven later that the statment was not true

Vacumns Suck

[Chancellor Valium]

No, they blow

Salmon

[Xeroc]

That color stinks, and everyone knows that.


This is in Italics!

[Captain Proton]

no, that was english.

cats have winkers.

[Opium]

You claim cats have winkers, but in fact they have wiskers and the entire world laughs at your typo.



I have to do a short essay.

[NeoMatrix]

You think it will be short, but wait until you get writer's block.

I have a cell phone

[Xeroc]

But, it's obviously not something you could call out of a prison cell with - and it isn't even organic for Kevin's sake!


I am typing.

[persianmouse]

No, now you are finished typing.

The price of tomatoes is fluctuating again.

[Xeroc]

No, no, no, the price of tomahtoes is fluctuating again.


URL = Universal Resource Locator

[persianmouse]

URL = A misspelling of the name 'Earl'

What I need is a good defense.

[MaverickZer0]

Oh, but the best one of those is a good offense.

I never let my scarf out of my sight.

[NeoMatrix]

You can't see it when you are sleeping

Wedding Planning is stressful

[Chancellor Valium]

Not for everyone else, it isn't. It's just you, and yes, everyone is out to get you because of the thing-you-never-mention which you did when you were drunk and twelve.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, cuckoo k'choo!

[Anonymous]

No, the Eggman is the villain from Sonic the Hedgehog, and the Walrus, well, the less said about that guy, the better.

This name means dragon child.

[KillerGodMan]

no, baby dragon means dragon chlid

I typed this, in english, on a computer

[Chancellor Valium]

no, you typed that in English on a Computer.

You have no brain if you use the :roll: icon
:P:P:P

[Opium]

No, you do not have a brain, as you used the icon in question.


I like cats.

[Scooter]

No, cats do not exist--only small four-footed shedding machines.

Earth is tilted on its axis.

[Opium]

The Earth is tilted on its axis...THE THE EXTREME!


Opium is a derivitive of her parents; opium is a derivitive of poppies.

[KillerGodMan]

No, Opium is a nick name, not a person

The word 'word' is in this sentence.

[Opium]

The word "word" is in fact not in the sentence; it is all an illusion. Even this post is an illusion! OOOoooOOO


I'm in a really bad mood.

[KillerGodMan]

No you're not, Opium doesn't HAVE moods

I have more then 1000 posts

[Standback]

...but factoring in that "Miscellaneous" forum posts only count for 0.2 of a post, you've only got three hundred and seven.

The meaning of the word "Inflammable" is identical to the meaning of the word "Flammable."

[Chancellor Valium]

no, flammable means something is very likely to burn, inflammable means its very likely to burn indoors

So my grasp of chemistry isn't so hot......

[KillerGodMan]

no, your grasp of chemestry sucks

(sorry, I couldn't resist :mrgreen:)

KillerGodMan is a name for a killer god, man

[Xeroc]

Puncuation isn't allowed in names here.


I'm making the one chat ... TO RULE THEM ALL!

[persianmouse]

But you'll never be as cool as anyone in LOTR, not even Tom Bombadil.

I am a girl.

[NAHTMMM]

No, I am a boy. :roll: ;)



42 < 47

[Chancellor Valium]

No, 42 is the ultimate answer, 47 is just another useless number.......

I am Nihilus, DARK LORD OF THE SITH, MWAHAHAA!

[NAHTMMM]

:roll: No you aren't anymore. You just can't face the fact that you were trounced by Jar-Jar Binks in the Dark Lord of the Sith elections last week.




There's no business like show business!

[persianmouse]

Yes, there is a business like show business, it's called prostitution.

It's not going to stop, so just give up.

[Xeroc]

Everything ends.


:roll: :?: :D :!:

[Chancellor Valium]

No,
:lol: :?: , :P :!:

[Chancellor Valium]

No,
:lol: :?: , :P :!:

[Xeroc]

No, you are not supposed to double-post.


This is a quarter. *holds up a quarter*

[persianmouse]

No, that's a Royale with cheese.

The dolphins are plotting against us, they smile too much not to be up to something.

[Chancellor Valium]

No, Iranian rodents are plotting against us :twisted:

crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess!

[persianmouse]

NO! crabmonger fishsignfigantother, Fundamentalist Christian Zealot!

I have toes!

[NeoMatrix]

The toes you have are not yours, you might want to turn around and see who they belong to.

Your favorite drink is Coke Zero

[Xeroc]

Zero taste!


This statement is true.

[persianmouse]

There is no truth. Except the lies.

I am not a bunny.

[NeoMatrix]

What is your definition of a bunny?

He who has leaky roof over bedroom has wet bed

[persianmouse]

Not if it's a canopy bed!

Walmart stinks of quiet desperation and butter.

[Xeroc]

Nah, the quiet desperation was all sold out due to the great prices!


A mouse never built a better mousetrap.

[persianmouse]

I never built any mousetraps....

Mmmmm...tacos... :drool:

[Xeroc]

Okay, that's not even really a statement. ;)


This isn't really multiple puncuation :!: :?:

[Chancellor Valium]

Theres more than one, more than one is multiple.

Thomas "Fats" Waller was a jazz musician.

[Chancellor Valium]

Theres more than one, more than one is multiple.

Thomas "Fats" Waller was a jazz musician.

[KillerGodMan]

No... Tomas Waller was a famous a Jazz musician

Zeke will kill you if you do this: !!

[persianmouse]

Zeke will decide to kill you, then get distracted by pie, remember to kill you, get distracted by more pie, remember again, then have to go and do something Canadian, remember the killing of you he needs to do, but Battlestar is on, so he'll do it after, remember again, says he'll do it tomorrow, tomorrow comes, and he's says he'll do it the next day (for today he was distracted by ninjas/mormons), next day comes, and he promises to kill you 'soon', etc etc etc, until you finally die of old age, and Zeke still takes credit for it.

Pie and Pi are two seperate things, and bad things occure if you confuse the two.

[Chancellor Valium]

Says you! You can't even make a statement, why should I believe you?!
(:P)
The next statement in this thread will be true.

[NAHTMMM]

This statement is false.


(*poof*)




Pistachios are evil, as can be seen by these relevant crime statistics...

[KillerGodMan]

What statistics?

Zeke need to fix the member titles

[Chancellor Valium]

Proves nothing. Zeke needs to fix a lot of things....

[persianmouse]

AH-HAH!! Thou has forgottenest to maketh a statementeth, Chancelloreth Valiumeth!

There is no truth in beauty.

[Xeroc]

Have you looked?


I will rule the world ... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[persianmouse]

No you don't.....penguins do.

Wonky goes the bo-bastic.

[Chancellor Valium]

No, wonky goes the bombastic!

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together, see how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly, I'm crying!

[KillerGodMan]

no, I am KillerGodMan

I am KillerGodMan, also known as KillerGM and KGM

[Chancellor Valium]

No, you are Mr. Kyle, who claims to be called KillerGodMan......

H2SO4 is not a good substance to bring along to a housewarming......

[KillerGodMan]

yes it is...

I am part of the iAvitar cult

[Chancellor Valium]

No, you are a heretic who must be grilled with a steak.

MacNoo is not a real Scottish surname....

[Xeroc]

It is in an alternate universe!


1 + 1 = 2

[NeoMatrix]

Do you believe everything the teacher told you?

Today is the day after yesterday

[Xeroc]

Not unless I time-travel back in time, then it's tomorrow.

[NeoMatrix]

But to you, it would be today

There is no period at the end of this sentence

[Xeroc]

. <-- Yes there is, it just took it's time getting here. ;)


true != false

[Chancellor Valium]

MADE SENSE NO!

Doctor Who is a successful BBC Television Programme.......

[Xeroc]

Programme? Is that really a word? ;)


A cube has six sides.

[KillerGodMan]

they're not sides, they're faces

Programme is a word in some warts of the world

[NeoMatrix]

Warts do not have a brain, therefore, cannot understand words

Warts are not attractive

[KillerGodMan]

they are to toads

I said stuff

[Chancellor Valium]

No, you said that you said stuff!

There's plenty of room at the Hotel California

Programme? Is that really a word? ;)

Just cause you can't spell properly doesn't mean I can't either :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[KillerGodMan]

you've obviously never tried to get a reservation...

there's plenty of room in the notrher parts of Canada

[Xeroc]

Actually all the notrher parts are reserved. ;) :P


I've used spelling errors in the last two statements.

[KillerGodMan]

no you didn't, that was perfictly spelled out!

Zeke is the webmaster for fiveminute.net

[Chancellor Valium]

Does he own the webserver for the site?

Tom Clancy is an author.

[Xeroc]

No, he's an irish folksinger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Clancy_%28singer%29)!


There was a link in that last statement.

[Chancellor Valium]

No there wasn't. There was a hyperlink!

I R BABOON!

[KillerGodMan]

no ur not

This is a spoon

[Chancellor Valium]

For the last time, THERE IS NO SPOON!

There is no spoon.

[KillerGodMan]

Then how did I make this kool-aid?


:mrgreen: is green-ish

[Chancellor Valium]

No, it's smiley-ish.

I am me.

[KillerGodMan]

no, I am me!


Cliffhanger week lasted more than 30 days

[Chancellor Valium]

No, Cliffhanger Week has lasted over a month :wink:

Jujube is another word for a throat sweet.

[KillerGodMan]

no, it's a type of candy :wink:

I read VG Cats

[Chancellor Valium]

No, you read about VG Cats!

I am a person

[KillerGodMan]

no... you are Valium :wink:

a group of lawyers is called a bar

[Chancellor Valium]

No, they're called a group of lawyers

I think.

[KillerGodMan]

No you don't!

A group of Lawyers is called either a group of lawyers, a bar, or a conspiracy

[persianmouse]

Wrong! It's a gaggle of lawyers!

This chair is uncomfortable.

[Chancellor Valium]

That's not a chair. It's a sabretooth tiger.

Sabretooth tigers are extinct.

[persianmouse]

No they're not, I'm sitting on one.

This sabertooth tiger is uncomfortable.

[Michiel]

No it's not. See how it's comfortably chewing on that Persian mouse.

This is my first post in this topic.

[Chancellor Valium]

Actually, from my point of view (three hundred million years sideways), this is you last post in this thread....

I have just revealed the vague place where I am.....

[Michiel]

No, you're confusing place with time. You've revealed the vague time where you are.

This statement is going to be proven wrong.

[NeoMatrix]

By using various calculus formulas, the previous statement is wrong because it can not be proven wrong due to pi.

I did not make any sense in the previous statement

[Chancellor Valium]

No you made perfect sense...Mr. Einstein!

Time and space are relative to when you last had lunch with Zaphod Beeblebrox.

[Michiel]

That should be "relative to when and where you last had lunch with Zaphod Beeblebrox."

I live on earth. Someplace, sometime and somewhere in the middle of the probability axis.

[Chancellor Valium]

No, you live on Terra Sol Trion!

I exist.

[Michiel]

Haven't you guys figured out yet that you're all just figments of my imagination?

I think.

[Chancellor Valium]

No, you create a complex system of electrical impulses which simulates thought.


Baboons are animals.

[persianmouse]

No, Baboons are anamatronic killing robots, minions of the Zoo-creeper, who's bent on World Domination, and stuff.

It's never a good idea to eat poo.

[Chancellor Valium]

Except if you're a rabbit.

Persianmouse has a very, very twisted mind.

[KillerGodMan]

No, it's straight, you're vision is just screwy

My vision is really, really good

[Chancellor Valium]

No it's not - you can't even see that muffin you;re eating!

I have VERY good hearing....

[Michiel]

No you don't. It's my job to disprove it. I am commited to doing it, so you might as well accept that your hearing is lousy.

I am a webdesigner, therefore I am not.

[Chancellor Valium]

No, you are he as I am he as you are me and we are all together!

Man, you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe!

[Michiel]

I should not have. Because I wasn't there. Nor was I watching it on tv. So me seeing it would have been strange.

This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but lies.

[Chancellor Valium]

You are unable to handle the (un)truth!

All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

[Michiel]

Almost, but not quite. I have this one base which are not belong to you. See? It has my name on it.

I don't have anything particularly funny to say, sorry.

[Chancellor Valium]

Yes you do, you just can't think of it!

You Have No Choice To Survive Make Your Time!

[KillerGodMan]

I do have a DIE CATS! DIE! chance to survive, sorry...

You know what you doing

[persianmouse]

Phhhppttt...I never have any idea wht I'm doing, not even now, what is this place, who am I, what's all this fiver shit, who are you people?!?

Planting crabapple trees in a high school courtyard is not a wise landscaping decision.

[Chancellor Valium]

Depends what kind of High School. For example, if it belongs to Plato and is on a hill, it might well be a good idea.

Main Screen Turn On!

[Michiel]

That's a command, not a statement. :)

This smilie is mostly yellow: :)

[Chancellor Valium]

No,this smilie is most yellow :wink:

No,this smilie is most yellow :wink:

[Xeroc]

No, this one is:
http://xeroc.zapto.org/sun.jpg

The picture above is of the sun.

[NeoMatrix]

It may be a picture, but it is a specially made picture using an expensive camera because you can't hitch a ride in a space shuttle and fly that close to the sun and expect to get a good picture of the sun with your normal camera without getting sunspots in your picture of the sun.

Mars is not only a candy bar, but it is also a planet.

[NAHTMMM]

That's the Sun, silly. Certainly not just any old sun--the Betelgeusians will tell you that much ;)




Cliffhangers Week is over now.

[Xeroc]

How can it be if the last fiver was a Cliffhanger?


This is cool -> 8)

[persianmouse]

No, it's not, it is computer code, and has no discernable temperature. ANd they don't make Mars bars anymore.

I hafta pee.

[KillerGodMan]

no you don't, if you did you'd be dancing around, chanting 'gotta pee' over and over again

I'm a resident of Canada

[persianmouse]

No you're not, Canada is just a myth.

I'm rereading the Harry Potter books again.

[Xeroc]

How do you know they aren't just an illusion?


This, is a word.

[KillerGodMan]

no, this, is a comma

my brother is bugging me

[NeoMatrix]

Your brother is not a bug

The proper word to use would be Annoy

[KillerGodMan]

You're not used to the slang terms used by Canadians in grade 10

my brother is no longer bugging me

[NeoMatrix]

Perhaps he wants you to think he is done bugging you, when in fact he is planning on a suprise attack

Truer words were never spoken

[Xeroc]

Lies! All LIES!


Lying is a good way not to tell the truth.

[persianmouse]

Garak doesn't think so, and Garak is one bad-ass motherfucker you don't wanna cross.

Never, ever, trust a monkey, monkeys is some bad news.

[KillerGodMan]

No... CNN is bad news

I'm a Drama Student

[Xeroc]

No, that's just a dramatization.


Ice is cool. 8)

[KillerGodMan]

Not if you're a water molecule

5+5=10

[Chancellor Valium]

Not if you're a water molecule

5+5=10
Not in base 12 :wink:

GUSTY WINDS
May Exist.

[Xeroc]

Not under the ocean!


Pie is good.

[whoiam]

Not when its made by Neelix.

FMV has two meanings.

[KillerGodMan]

Really? I only count one...

5MV means Five Minute Voyager

[Chancellor Valium]

No. it's Five-Motion Video! Everyone knows that!

CNN is bad news.....wouldn't you say, John?

[NeoMatrix]

John prefers Fox News

John chooses the poison apple every time

[KillerGodMan]

How can he choose the poison apple more then once? He'd be dead!

I was alive when I typed this

[whoiam]

No, you only thought you were - you are in fact a hyperintelligent program created by random chance from a chess program and some holy water.

There is nothing better then Chocolate Pie.

[Xeroc]

Yes there is! Just to name one, how about two chocolate pies?


This is a sentence.

[e of pi]

Not according to Bush Senior.

It is hard to use a cross-reality modem.

[Chancellor Valium]

Not if you have a co-dimension cable correctly aligned against the negative-flow coupling. That and a handy CVE...

I am the walrus.

[whoiam]

No, the Walrus is on the other side of the mirror, you are just his reflection.

e of pi is a fast postin' member of the forums.

[e of pi]

You should hear him in real life.

The pre-Federation Terren nation-state of Theunitedstates was seriously screwed up in the early 21st century.

[whoiam]

No, it was screwed up in the 20^th, the 21^st was merely the hangover, so to speak.

This is a packet of crisps I see beside me.

[e of pi]

No. They're potato chips.

HAving rap, sorry, "hip-hop" as homecoming theme for the freshman class stinks.

[whoiam]

No - it is distasteful, certainly, but in no way oderifourous.

I think I'm thinking, therefore I possibly am being...

[Anonymous]

You could be wrong.

We'll beam the tachyons to the ship, and ship them to the ship, and ship them under the ship, and ship em out of here. Here goes...

[e of pi]

That was me.

[Zeke]

I've deleted the guest posts and replies to them. Nikhil, you're mistaken -- I can ban a guest. Easily, in fact. If you continue trolling, you'll find that out firsthand.

[e of pi]

I appologise for showing him the place. I was under the impression, aparently mistaken, that he could control himself.