07-01-2011, 01:54 PM
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Noodles And Hot Tofu! MMM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: St Louis, MO, USA, . . .
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Reporter: There's been another murder! Everyone come contaminate the crime scene!
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Wheee! 
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Scooter: Haven't you ever seen a record before?
Reporter: I'm strictly 21st-century. I thought these things were just something CDs told their kids about to scare them.
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LOL!
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Derek: When I hear the word "revolver", I reach for my culture.
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*has to look this one up*
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Scooter: No, seriously, why?
Derek: And why aren't you bleeding?
Zeke: And why didn't we wonder where your corpse was?
Reporter: And why did none of us notice this corpse?
Zeke: Whoa, another one!
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