Five-Second Picard S2

[Wowbagger]

Narek: What about my storyli--
Zeke: Did I stutter?

(What? Obviously I celebrated Season 2 by rewatching Season 1.)

Picard: Guinan, I --
Past Guinan: RACIST!
Picard: What?
Guinan: Racist! Sexist! Privileged patriarchal cis hetero old white man!
Picard: You, uh... seem different.
Guinan: Body-shamer!

The perfect 5-second version.

Tallinn: Let's just get out of here. (to Baltar) Nice meeting you. Don't mistake any preganglionic fibers for postganglionic nerves.

Maurice Picard: I think you're confusing me with someone else.

This is very good.

Tallinn: Don't worry, I'm at peace. I hear beautiful music... it sounds like "mmm whatcha say"...

Picard: I don't care how well it fits the episode title, I refuse to believe we just made that joke in 2023.

I'm so danged proud of you.