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September 22nd, 1966, "Where No Man Has Gone Before"
The Fiver (by Zeke) Memory Alpha Page Transcript by chakoteya.net Thoughts on the episode: * Ah yes, the second pilot. The one that would never have been made in today's television industry. Today "The Cage" would've been rejected and Star Trek never would've happened. * One of Spock's ancestors married a human? Why wasn't the precise nature of Spock's heritage in the series bible? Sarek and Amanda should've been in the series bible by now. * Lots of outdated technobabble. I've already preached enough on this topic, I'll move on. * I always hate it when a show's cast introduces themselves and their specialties in turn. There had to have been a way to do this more organically. * Like many fans, I interpret the "little blonde lab technician" as Carol Marcus. * "James R. Kirk." I wonder what name starting with "R" would have been as memetic as "Tiberius". Thoughts on the fiver: Kelso: Are you sure? Could be risky. Kirk: Risk? Risk is our business! That's what this starship is all abou-- Spock: Ahem. Jim? Not till the one where we switch brains with robots. Kirk: Oh yeah. Sorry. I always did love the "risk is our business" quote. I remember that the novel Imzadi says that Kirk adopted that phrase as the title of his autobiography. Kirk: Okay, activate the transporter. Scotty: You mean the materializer, right? Kirk: Materializer? Yeesh, even Archer called it a transporter! What kind of losers are we? Oh yeah, that's a lame name. Even "Vulcanian" isn't that pathetic. Sulu: Mitchell's powers are doubling every day. Think of it this way, sir: suppose you make one penny today, then two pennies tomorrow, four pennies the next day, and so on. Know what happens after a month? You get busted for forgery. Kirk: I'm not sure I followed that. Spock: Try "us good, Gary bad." Kirk: Hmmm...yeah, that's better. Let's dump him on a planet and run. Classic twist on the "wheat and chessboard problem" (I remember the rice variant, but whatever Wikipedia says, goes, I guess). Piper: Mitchell left after killing Kelso and putting you and Spock to sleep. Kirk: How did he do that? Piper: According to our security camera, he started reading out the script of Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Nobody deserves that kind of torture. Kirk: Sorry you got, you know, killed. Dehner: Meh, no biggie. It was... fun.... Kirk: Why do I feel like I just looked into my own grave? Yikes, Z. How many shoutouts to other episodes and movies can you fit into one fiver? Kirk: "James R. Kirk." Spock: Right. What's with that? A god wouldn't make such a grave mistake. Kirk: What mistake? It was a sentence: "James are Kirk." Which I are. Spock: Hmm... becoming the brains of this outfit may be easier than I expected. Was the juxtaposition of a clever pun with a lame pun your intention? Because that was clever if so. Memory Alpha thoughts: * I'd forgotten about Sulu's shifting job description in the early episodes. I almost wonder if this is similar to Chekov and Wesley having multiple jobs to better round out their education and training. * They bring up Kirk and Mitchell's visit to Deneb IV, to be featured in "Encounter at Farpoint." Odd, while watching that episode I got the impression that Deneb IV had only recently joined the galactic community, perhaps wanting to leverage Farpoint Station and its new trading position to increase it's position. * I knew that Isaac Asimov was a fan, but didn't know that he first encountered the show at a screening, nor did I know that Roddenberry "shushed" him.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. |
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