| 5ME: All Seasons | ||
| SEASON 1 | ||
| Broken Bow | Zeke | Archer sets right what once went wrong. T'Pol takes a trip to the decon room. |
| Fight or Flight | Zeke | Sato goes sluggish, but gets over it. Phlox has way too much fun being CMO. |
| Strange New World | Zeke | Archer lets the dog out. Trip tries out for a role in Conspiracy Theory. T'Pol outbluffs hallucinatory poker strippers. |
| Unexpected | Zeke | Trip gets one in the oven; Phlox prescribes some heavy reading. Archer and T'Pol destroy the Klingon Empire before lunch. |
| Terra Nova | Zeke | Archer gets rid of a pet peeve, drawing disapproval from T'Pol. Reed goes Charlton Heston. Travis guards things. |
| The Andorian Incident | Zeke | Tucker plays with fire. Porthos meets his father. Phlox gets stuck with a complicated zoological problem. |
| Breaking the Ice | Zeke | Vulcans save the day, infuriating Archer. Hoshi invents herself a groupie. Reed and Mayweather blow up some baking soda. Porthos gets a job. |
| Civilization | Zeke | Archer decides he doesn't embody enough Kirk stereotypes yet. T'Pol learns the terrible truth. Tucker objects. |
| Fortunate Son | Zeke | T'Pol makes the most of her situation. Phlox lights up Archer's life. Travis gets his moment in the sun. Hoshi minds her own business. |
| Cold Front | Zeke | Archer discovers he's not "smooth as Silik." Some pilgrims improve their plumage. The Porthos Mystery is finally answered -- or is it? |
| Silent Enemy | Zeke | Enterprise heads back to Earth, until Travis notices that he's left the gear shift in reverse. Hoshi goes Sam Spade. |
| Dear Doctor | Zeke | Phlox takes advantage of a narration gig to do his award-winning Mengele impression. Cutler, apparently not over those hallucinations from "Strange New World," puts the moves on him. Hoshi speaks in tongues. |
| Sleeping Dogs | Zeke | T'Pol, Reed, and Hoshi have a Titanic adventure. Archer confuses the words "trip" and "transvestite." Porthos gets some shuteye. |
| Shadows of P'Jem | Zeke | Archer has one of his dog days. Sopek finds Trip's commanding presence somewhat lacking. T'Pol narrowly escapes visiting her family and friends. |
| Shuttlepod One | Zeke | Isolated and losing air, Reed and Tucker have nothing to fear but beer itself. The computer lodges a few protests. |
| Fusion | Zeke | Archer beats up Vorik for causing The First Temptation Of T'Pol. Trip chooses the red pill. |
| Rogue Planet | Zeke | Hoshi's Job Search, Part 1. Our heroes visit The Planet That Always Sleeps. |
| Acquisition | Zeke | Hoshi's Job Search, Part 2. Archer and Travis make a special announcement. |
| Oasis | Zeke | Hoshi's Job Search, Conclusion. Will Trip steal Kes from Odo? |
| Detained | Zeke | Archer and Mayweather take a trip down The Chute. Sato joins the nouveau riche. Porthos kicks butt! |
| Vox Sola | Zeke | Archer and Trip experiment with male bonding. Travis breaks the Prime Directive. T'Pol says things. |
| Fallen Hero | Zeke | If a hero falls on the planet Mazar, and there's no one there, does it make a sound? The crew discovers there are worse things to eat than chili. |
| Desert Crossing | Zeke | Archer and Trip have a nice, long walk. T'Pol foils a pretender to the throne. Porthos gets repetitive. |
| Two Days and Two Nights | Zeke | Archer loses at "Spy vs. Spy." Trip and Reed do a subplot about nothing, not that there's anything wrong with that. Phlox faces his greatest challenge... in his sleep? |
| Shockwave, Part I | Zeke | The Temporal War finally gives up on being Cold. Daniels takes Archer on a quantum leap. Reed gets to blow up everybody. |
| SEASON 2 | ||
| Shockwave, Part II | Zeke | Archer saves the future from himself. T'Pol saves Archer from Soval. Hoshi saves Reed from boredom. Nobody bothers saving Travis. |
| Carbon Creek | Zeke | T'Pol tells the story of her ancestor Shannon T'Donnell's visit to the City on the Edge of 11:59. |
| Minefield | Zeke | Archer and Reed have a game of Minesweeper. Reed wishes he'd stuck to Solitaire. |
| Dead Stop | Zeke | B'Elanna kills Travis. No, really. |
| A Night in Sickbay | Zeke | Archer confronts his intense lack of sexual tension with T'Pol, mostly to shut up Sigmund Phlox. Porthos, a bat, and a water polo ball compete to see who can have the worst day. |
| Vanishing Point | Zeke | Hoshi simultaneously invents the transporter accident, the misleading dream sequence, and the sport of extreme knife-eating. Reed is furious to see his record broken. |
| Dawn | Derek Dean | Trip does a little hammering of his own. |
| Cease Fire | Zeke | Archer learns that being a pacifier sucks. |
| The Crossing | Zeke | The fog's got Trip! Stay back or it'll get you too! |
| The Breach | Zeke | Reed and Trip find out what happens when you let Travis run the show. Archer helps Phlox come to terms with prejudice by Cardassians against Vulcans. Or something. |
| First Flight | Marc Richard | |
| SEASON 3 | ||
| The Xindi | Zeke | Archer begins his bold, daring mission in the Expanse by getting captured and needing some big strong men to save him. Sissy. |
| Anomaly | Zeke | Archer takes a walk on the black coffee side. |
| Extinction | Zeke | Archer, Reed, and Hoshi become a modern Stone Age family. Trip's just peachy. |
| Rajiin | Zeke | Archer gets hooked by a Perfect Mate. Trip spices up his financial dealings. |
| Impulse | Zeke | T'Pol goes from Subcommander to Zombie...mander. |
| Exile | Zeke | Hoshi gets in a Beastly relationship. Archer and Trip have a ball. |
| The Shipment | Zeke | Archer learns that not all Xindi are evil, just most. Reed gets in a Major machismo contest. Hoshi falls for someone more charming than Travis. |
| Twilight | Zeke | Archer saves the future from himself, Part 2. |
| North Star | Zeke | 'Cause I've got faith of the horse... I'm goin' where my horse will take me.... |
| Similitude | Zeke | Archer and Phlox get in trouble for double-Tripping. |
| Carpenter Street | Zeke | Archer and T'Pol travel back in time for some reason. |
| Chosen Realm | Zeke | The ship is captured by aliens who see religious issues in half black, half white. Meanwhile, love is in the air, or is it just an aphrodisiac gas? |
| Proving Ground | Zeke | The Expanse gets the blues. Travis and Hoshi get the de-angster. Phlox gets the slammer. |
| Stratagem | Zeke | Archer takes Degra on a phony ride. Hoshi and Travis tell the truth, the forced truth, and nothing but the truth. |
| Harbinger | Zeke | T'Pol, Trip, Reed, and Hayes team up to kill subtlety. |
| Doctor's Orders | Zeke | Phlox learns that One is the most hallucinogenic number. Guest starring Samus Aran! |
| Hatchery | Zeke | Ho hatches the hatchers? |
| Azati Prime | Zeke | Archer vs. the future, Round 3 -- will Travis be the first casualty? |
| Damage | Zeke | Will Archer become a pirate? And if so, can he train Porthos to perch on his shoulder? |
| The Forgotten | Zeke | Archer gets his used-car salesman on. Reed and Hoshi get Travis back from an even more mediocre life. Samus gets equipped with Bubble Lead. No, wait.... |
| E² | Zeke | = (2.718)² / 12 = 0.616. |
| The Council | Zeke | Can Archer persuade the Councillors? He'll give it a Troi. |
| Countdown | Zeke | 47... 46... 45... 44... (well, come on, where else could it start?) |
| Zero Hour | Zeke | Archer wins the ballgame in sudden-death overtime. Then there's Nazis! |
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